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Hairless Kitten II
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Dr. Strangelove was right: The Doomsday Machine exist!

Postby Hairless Kitten II » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:13 pm

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"Mein Führer, zie Doomsday Machine is real"

Valery Yarynich glances nervously over his shoulder. Clad in a brown leather jacket, the 72-year-old former Soviet colonel is hunkered in the back of the dimly lit Iron Gate restaurant in Washington, DC. It's March 2009—the Berlin Wall came down two decades ago—but the lean and fit Yarynich is as jumpy as an informant dodging the KGB. He begins to whisper, quietly but firmly.

"The Perimeter system is very, very nice," he says. "We remove unique responsibility from high politicians and the military." He looks around again.

Yarynich is talking about Russia's doomsday machine. That's right, an actual doomsday device—a real, functioning version of the ultimate weapon, always presumed to exist only as a fantasy of apocalypse-obsessed science fiction writers and paranoid über-hawks. The thing that historian Lewis Mumford called "the central symbol of this scientifically organized nightmare of mass extermination." Turns out Yarynich, a 30-year veteran of the Soviet Strategic Rocket Forces and Soviet General Staff, helped build one.

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Postby You-Gi-Owe » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:25 pm

(from memory, so apologies if it isn't perfect"

"Ze entire point of ze Doomsday Machine is lost... IF YOU KEEP IT A SECRET!"
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Postby Non Aligned States » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:27 pm

Not a hair trigger system, and is semi-dormant unless activated during a crisis period. It's not even a fully autonomous launch system. All it'll do is bypass strategic command if it can't talk to them after detecting a detonation and give launch authority to individual silo commanders. It's not the same as Strangelove's doomsday machine. This is a meh.
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Postby Barringtonia » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:37 pm

Cause to remember that the Soviets were far more afraid of the US than the US was of the Soviets,
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Postby United Technocrats » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:51 pm

That's nothing new.

"After all, he says, Dead Hand is continuously being upgraded." -- let's just hope they don't install their software under a Vista OS... ;)


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