Christian disscussion thread

[Seperates]

Jesus is a protien?

An enzyme.

Right. Knew that was wrong...

[Norstal]

...We don't submit to any idols?

Money, your country, yourself, etc. Your addictions...anything really.

I don't remember worshiping any of that.

[Menassa]

So the bible has different definition for days?

Well it was translated so many times, if i can understand the qurans six days can also be interpreted as millions of years.....?

Luckily I can read Biblical Hebrew.

Please the scorpion rose up of the ashes of the old world and stung into this one the poison of life.

Silly. The world was made as the pearl in a giant oyster.

Well looks like someone wants to take a trip to the local.

Auto De-fey.

[Norstal]

Money, your country, yourself, etc. Your addictions...anything really.

That's not an Idol.

This is an Idol.

Seriously man, you Jews must suck at writing for other people to think idols mean American soil in your literature.

[Seperates]

Well it was translated so many times, if i can understand the qurans six days can also be interpreted as millions of years.....?

Luckily I can read Biblical Hebrew.

Silly. The world was made as the pearl in a giant oyster.

Well looks like someone wants to take a trip to the local.

Auto De-fey.

Don't know what that means.

Cthulhu will come back for us. As he always has.

[Menassa]

That's not an Idol.

This is an Idol.

Seriously man, you Jews must suck at writing for other people to think idols mean American soil in your literature.

Mah?

[Menassa]

Luckily I can read Biblical Hebrew.


Well looks like someone wants to take a trip to the local.

Auto De-fey.

Don't know what that means.

Cthulhu will come back for us. As he always has.

Well you can pray for him in the dungeon.

[Seperates]

Don't know what that means.

Cthulhu will come back for us. As he always has.

Well you can pray for him in the dungeon.

There is no use praying for him... or to him...

He doesn't understand. He will come for us... if we want him to... or not.

[Vazdania]

Jesus is a protien?

An enzyme.

hhahahahaha XD thats funny.

[Menassa]

Well you can pray for him in the dungeon.

There is no use praying for him... or to him...

He doesn't understand. He will come for us... if we want him to... or not.

Right

And I'll just wait here till that happens.

I love this role reversal.

[Seperates]

There is no use praying for him... or to him...

He doesn't understand. He will come for us... if we want him to... or not.

Right

And I'll just wait here till that happens.

I love this role reversal.

Always is amusing.

Lovecraft always did have a knack for evaluating our relation to what we think is supernatural.

[Seperates]

An enzyme.

hhahahahaha XD thats funny.

But seriously. So forgivness can happen without Jesus?

[Farnhamia]

Luckily I can read Biblical Hebrew.


Well looks like someone wants to take a trip to the local.

Auto De-fey.

Don't know what that means.

Cthulhu will come back for us. As he always has.

"Auto de fe" is medieval Spanish for "act of faith." It's the public confession you made after the Inquisition had determined your punishment. It was followed by the carrying out of that punishment, usually something involving fire. Big public event, great fun for the whole family.

[Seperates]

Don't know what that means.

Cthulhu will come back for us. As he always has.

"Auto de fe" is medieval Spanish for "act of faith." It's the public confession you made after the Inquisition had determined your punishment. It was followed by the carrying out of that punishment, usually something involving fire. Big public event, great fun for the whole family.

Ah. Like hangings.

[Menassa]

Right

And I'll just wait here till that happens.

I love this role reversal.

Always is amusing.

Lovecraft always did have a knack for evaluating our relation to what we think is supernatural.

Rumor around the grapevine is that he was anit-semetic..... his Jewish wife says otherwise.

[Farnhamia]

"Auto de fe" is medieval Spanish for "act of faith." It's the public confession you made after the Inquisition had determined your punishment. It was followed by the carrying out of that punishment, usually something involving fire. Big public event, great fun for the whole family.

Ah. Like hangings.

Or beheadings or drawing-and-quarterings.

[Seperates]

Always is amusing.

Lovecraft always did have a knack for evaluating our relation to what we think is supernatural.

Rumor around the grapevine is that he was anit-semetic..... his Jewish wife says otherwise.

Don't you know that all great atheist writers, even Issac Asimov (who was formerly Jewish) are anti-semetic?

[Seperates]

Ah. Like hangings.

Or beheadings or drawing-and-quarterings.

I'll get the picnic basket.

[Farnhamia]

Or beheadings or drawing-and-quarterings.

I'll get the picnic basket.

I'll bring something to drink. What fun!

[Menassa]

Rumor around the grapevine is that he was anit-semetic..... his Jewish wife says otherwise.

Don't you know that all great atheist writers, even Issac Asimov (who was formerly Jewish) are anti-semetic?

Everyone... even Jews are anti-semetic.

[Seperates]

I'll get the picnic basket.

I'll bring something to drink. What fun!

Voltaire approves.

[Farnhamia]

I'll bring something to drink. What fun!

Voltaire approves.

Nice man, you just never wanted to give him a good straight line.

[Menassa]

The Lord who started this thread didn't pick a new successor and we're at the page limit.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Yes, you've reached your limit, and most of what I'm seeing is spam. Kindly refrain from starting up another on account. We'll be discussing the usefulness of some of these various threads of this nature in any case, so don't get your panties in a twist over the fact that others are currently ongoing.