Christian disscussion thread

[An Slanaitheoir]

I've only seen four or five of those, and one is under my bed right now.

It's really getting late...

I've only seen one. It was an abomination so I threw it in my neighbor's yard.

Do not be fooled, this is not a secluded spot. Those that oppose Christianity will come on here and attack the faith. Thankfully those that are on right now are not that angry.

[Norstal]

If you don't accept Christ as Savior, you're not going to Heaven. Period.

For it is written in Luke 18:23, Jesus said to all the non-Christians and non-believers:

"Fuck yo ass. Imma sent all yo heathens to hell. Fuckin" niggaz don't mess with me bitchez."

"Jesus, maybe you should calm down, this isn't what your father would..."

"PETER, did you just sed mah goddamn name in vain?"

"No sir, I..."

"PETER, the fuck did I told yo about invoking my name? Yo fucking heathens are all the same. Y'allz are going to hell. Except true Christians."

And so, everyone else went to hell except for Jesus and everyone who believed in him. Which isn't much, since all the Chinese, Norse, Aztecs, and Mayans all went to hell. Even the Jews went to hell. So, yeah, a lot of people went to hell. Yep. What's that? You think that's not fair? WELL FUCK YOU!

The word of our lord from the Prussia-Steinbach's version. Amen.

[IshCong]

I guess the right answer is no answer. [/joking]

If you are holy then you are humble. If you are humble, you would not put yourself above your fellow man (consider yourself holy). I guess that is a good answer.

Being serious, a lie from ignorance probably is not sinful. So, yes.

[GSSR]

I've only seen one. It was an abomination so I threw it in my neighbor's yard.

Do not be fooled, this is not a secluded spot. Those that oppose Christianity will come on here and attack the faith. Thankfully those that are on right now are not that angry.

True. But at least there will be a lot of believers here to counter them

[IshCong]

I've only seen one. It was an abomination so I threw it in my neighbor's yard.

Do not be fooled, this is not a secluded spot. Those that oppose Christianity will come on here and attack the faith. Thankfully those that are on right now are not that angry.

I think they mean the panda-dodo hybrid thing.

[GSSR]

Do not be fooled, this is not a secluded spot. Those that oppose Christianity will come on here and attack the faith. Thankfully those that are on right now are not that angry.

I think they mean the panda-dodo hybrid thing.

Yes that is what we were talking about but I understood what he meant

[IshCong]

Never heard of that before.

He's talking about Catholic last rites

That, and a variant of particular judgement. It was like, you get all your sins laid out before you, and are judged, but you are also given the chance to repent and accept Christ.
Then again, it has been a while, and even within a denomination, you can hear different things. *shrugs*

[Prussia-Steinbach]

If you don't accept Christ as Savior, you're not going to Heaven. Period.

For it is written in Luke 18:23, Jesus said to all the non-Christians and non-believers:

"Fuck yo ass. Imma sent all yo heathens to hell. Fuckin" niggaz don't mess with me bitchez."

"Jesus, maybe you should calm down, this isn't what your father would..."

"PETER, did you just sed mah goddamn name in vain?"

"No sir, I..."

"PETER, the fuck did I told yo about invoking my name? Yo fucking heathens are all the same. Y'allz are going to hell. Except true Christians."

And so, everyone else went to hell except for Jesus and everyone who believed in him. Which isn't much, since all the Chinese, Norse, Aztecs, and Mayans all went to hell. Even the Jews went to hell. So, yeah, a lot of people went to hell. Yep. What's that? You think that's not fair? WELL FUCK YOU!

The word of our lord from the Prussia-Steinbach's version. Amen.

Wow. Unnecessary.

[Norstal]

For it is written in Luke 18:23, Jesus said to all the non-Christians and non-believers:

"Fuck yo ass. Imma sent all yo heathens to hell. Fuckin" niggaz don't mess with me bitchez."

"Jesus, maybe you should calm down, this isn't what your father would..."

"PETER, did you just sed mah goddamn name in vain?"

"No sir, I..."

"PETER, the fuck did I told yo about invoking my name? Yo fucking heathens are all the same. Y'allz are going to hell. Except true Christians."

And so, everyone else went to hell except for Jesus and everyone who believed in him. Which isn't much, since all the Chinese, Norse, Aztecs, and Mayans all went to hell. Even the Jews went to hell. So, yeah, a lot of people went to hell. Yep. What's that? You think that's not fair? WELL FUCK YOU!

The word of our lord from the Prussia-Steinbach's version. Amen.

Wow. Unnecessary.

None of the other Christians are willing to destroy your argument (which makes me question if any of you actually believe in Jesus). So yeah, I kinda take offense of Christians like you telling my great-grandmother she's going to hell.

[GSSR]

If you don't accept Christ as Savior, you're not going to Heaven. Period.

For it is written in Luke 18:23, Jesus said to all the non-Christians and non-believers:

"Fuck yo ass. Imma sent all yo heathens to hell. Fuckin" niggaz don't mess with me bitchez."

"Jesus, maybe you should calm down, this isn't what your father would..."

"PETER, did you just sed mah goddamn name in vain?"

"No sir, I..."

"PETER, the fuck did I told yo about invoking my name? Yo fucking heathens are all the same. Y'allz are going to hell. Except true Christians."

And so, everyone else went to hell except for Jesus and everyone who believed in him. Which isn't much, since all the Chinese, Norse, Aztecs, and Mayans all went to hell. Even the Jews went to hell. So, yeah, a lot of people went to hell. Yep. What's that? You think that's not fair? WELL FUCK YOU!

The word of our lord from the Prussia-Steinbach's version. Amen.

Wtf did I just read. My brain hurts

[An Slanaitheoir]

Never heard of that before.

He's talking about Catholic last rites

That would be a last chance to repent and it probably requires no part from you, just the absolution from the priest. Now it is now the Anointing of the Sick, and I have never been sick enough to require it, so I don't know what it entails personally.

[Adventus Secundus]

If you don't accept Christ as Savior, you're not going to Heaven. Period.

For it is written in Luke 18:23, Jesus said to all the non-Christians and non-believers:

"Fuck yo ass. Imma sent all yo heathens to hell. Fuckin" niggaz don't mess with me bitchez."

"Jesus, maybe you should calm down, this isn't what your father would..."

"PETER, did you just sed mah goddamn name in vain?"

"No sir, I..."

"PETER, the fuck did I told yo about invoking my name? Yo fucking heathens are all the same. Y'allz are going to hell. Except true Christians."

And so, everyone else went to hell except for Jesus and everyone who believed in him. Which isn't much, since all the Chinese, Norse, Aztecs, and Mayans all went to hell. Even the Jews went to hell. So, yeah, a lot of people went to hell. Yep. What's that? You think that's not fair? WELL FUCK YOU!

The word of our lord from the Prussia-Steinbach's version. Amen.

None of the above, just:
"Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." John 14:6
and
"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son." John 3:18
No F-bombs or irreverence necessary.

[IshCong]

For it is written in Luke 18:23, Jesus said to all the non-Christians and non-believers:

"Fuck yo ass. Imma sent all yo heathens to hell. Fuckin" niggaz don't mess with me bitchez."

"Jesus, maybe you should calm down, this isn't what your father would..."

"PETER, did you just sed mah goddamn name in vain?"

"No sir, I..."

"PETER, the fuck did I told yo about invoking my name? Yo fucking heathens are all the same. Y'allz are going to hell. Except true Christians."

And so, everyone else went to hell except for Jesus and everyone who believed in him. Which isn't much, since all the Chinese, Norse, Aztecs, and Mayans all went to hell. Even the Jews went to hell. So, yeah, a lot of people went to hell. Yep. What's that? You think that's not fair? WELL FUCK YOU!

The word of our lord from the Prussia-Steinbach's version. Amen.

Wtf did I just read. My brain hurts

They call it satire.
Because, really, Prussia is implying that ignorance is a sin. I think many people would find that problematic.

[Norstal]

Wtf did I just read. My brain hurts

It's Prussia-Steinbach's version of the bible. Clearly none of you were willing to stand-up to this mockery of your own religion, so I had to do it.

[An Slanaitheoir]

For it is written in Luke 18:23, Jesus said to all the non-Christians and non-believers:

"Fuck yo ass. Imma sent all yo heathens to hell. Fuckin" niggaz don't mess with me bitchez."

"Jesus, maybe you should calm down, this isn't what your father would..."

"PETER, did you just sed mah goddamn name in vain?"

"No sir, I..."

"PETER, the fuck did I told yo about invoking my name? Yo fucking heathens are all the same. Y'allz are going to hell. Except true Christians."

And so, everyone else went to hell except for Jesus and everyone who believed in him. Which isn't much, since all the Chinese, Norse, Aztecs, and Mayans all went to hell. Even the Jews went to hell. So, yeah, a lot of people went to hell. Yep. What's that? You think that's not fair? WELL FUCK YOU!

The word of our lord from the Prussia-Steinbach's version. Amen.

None of the above, just:
"Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." John 14:6
and
"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son." John 3:18
No F-bombs or irreverence necessary.

He was making fun of Prussia-Steinbach

[Adventus Secundus]

I stand corrected.

[GSSR]

For it is written in Luke 18:23, Jesus said to all the non-Christians and non-believers:

"Fuck yo ass. Imma sent all yo heathens to hell. Fuckin" niggaz don't mess with me bitchez."

"Jesus, maybe you should calm down, this isn't what your father would..."

"PETER, did you just sed mah goddamn name in vain?"

"No sir, I..."

"PETER, the fuck did I told yo about invoking my name? Yo fucking heathens are all the same. Y'allz are going to hell. Except true Christians."

And so, everyone else went to hell except for Jesus and everyone who believed in him. Which isn't much, since all the Chinese, Norse, Aztecs, and Mayans all went to hell. Even the Jews went to hell. So, yeah, a lot of people went to hell. Yep. What's that? You think that's not fair? WELL FUCK YOU!

The word of our lord from the Prussia-Steinbach's version. Amen.

None of the above, just:
"Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." John 14:6
and
"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son." John 3:18
No F-bombs or irreverence necessary.

[Norstal]

None of the above, just:
"Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." John 14:6
and
"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son." John 3:18
No F-bombs or irreverence necessary.

So you want to represent Christianity as a undesirable religion to everyone else who's non-Christian.

Fine by me. Not my religion.

[GSSR]

None of the above, just:
"Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." John 14:6
and
"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son." John 3:18
No F-bombs or irreverence necessary.

So you want to represent Christianity as a undesirable religion to everyone else who's non-Christian.

Fine by me. Not my religion.

May I ask why you are even on this thread?

[An Slanaitheoir]

Wtf did I just read. My brain hurts

It's Prussia-Steinbach's version of the bible. Clearly none of you were willing to stand-up to this mockery of your own religion, so I had to do it.

I disagree with him, but I don't really feel like arguing with him. As I said before, only God knows who gets into heaven and what He see as an acceptable excuse. You probably wouldn't have any, as you argue against his existence, but I do not know for sure.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Wtf did I just read. My brain hurts

It's Prussia-Steinbach's version of the bible. Clearly none of you were willing to stand-up to this mockery of your own religion, so I had to do it.

I will stand corrected if you give me a verse in the Bible that says those who have not heard are excempt from judgement.

[Norstal]

So you want to represent Christianity as a undesirable religion to everyone else who's non-Christian.

Fine by me. Not my religion.

May I ask why you are even on this thread?

To help you. To help Christians see what other non-Christians see. Are you people that ignorant?

[Norstal]

It's Prussia-Steinbach's version of the bible. Clearly none of you were willing to stand-up to this mockery of your own religion, so I had to do it.

I disagree with him, but I don't really feel like arguing with him. As I said before, only God knows who gets into heaven and what He see as an acceptable excuse. You probably wouldn't have any, as you argue against his existence, but I do not know for sure.

No, I'm arguing that the Christianity I know doesn't condemn everyone who's non-Christian to hell. Seriously, is this what you want Christianity to look like to everyone in the world?

[Prussia-Steinbach]

May I ask why you are even on this thread?

To help you. To help Christians see what other non-Christians see. Are you people that ignorant?

You really are on the hate train, aren't you?

[GSSR]

It's Prussia-Steinbach's version of the bible. Clearly none of you were willing to stand-up to this mockery of your own religion, so I had to do it.

I disagree with him, but I don't really feel like arguing with him. As I said before, only God knows who gets into heaven and what He see as an acceptable excuse. You probably wouldn't have any, as you argue against his existence, but I do not know for sure.

Him and I agree then, apparently.

I will quote what Adventus Secundus said:

"Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." John 14:6

"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son." John 3:18