Really, How Bad Could It Be?

[Call to power]

Doesn't there have to be some authorization code entered into the nukes in order to arm them or something?

I have trouble believing you could just smack a nuke with a sledgehammer and set it off, if you can then the people in charge of our arsenal are idiots.

I read something which said that RN protected their nukes with only bikelocks.

to be fair you can never find the bloody keys when you need them

[Fartsniffage]

to be fair you can never find the bloody keys when you need them

That's not usually a problem, they just borrow some scallies from the army. They have plenty of experience removing bike locks.