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What is your sexual orientation?

Heterosexual (Straight)
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Bisexual
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Homosexual
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Asexual
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Postby Mavorpen » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:11 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Heterosexual, but some of my friends like to believe I'm bisexual.


Sounds like two of my friends...


Eh, I think some celebrity males are attractive, and suddenly I'm bisexual.
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Postby Auremena » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:15 pm

All that said anything but bisexual are liars.
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Postby Mavorpen » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:16 pm

I'm so glad pansexual isn't an option.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Postby Libera Patria » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:16 pm

Straight as a very straight stick. Though I'd fuck Freddie Mercury. Not really. But.. dat moustache.
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Postby Venolia » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:18 pm

I am heterosexual.
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Postby Zeotropica » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:18 pm

My orientation is usually North, when drunk, it can go South, with considerable detours West and East on the way home, eventually...

does my moral compass need re-magnetising, perhaps?
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Postby Yes Im Biop » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:19 pm

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Postby Mavorpen » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:19 pm

Zeotropica wrote:My orientation is usually North, when drunk, it can go South, with considerable detours West and East on the way home, eventually...

does my moral compass need re-magnetising, perhaps?

I don't understand what morals have to do with that. :p
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Postby Immoren » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:19 pm

Mavorpen wrote:I'm so glad pansexual isn't an option.

Why you are glad?
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Postby Mavorpen » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:20 pm

Immoren wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:I'm so glad pansexual isn't an option.

Why you are glad?


Because as a teenager, I hear SO many people claim they are and I'm just tired of it.
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Postby Farnhamia » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:21 pm

Immoren wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:I'm so glad pansexual isn't an option.

Why you are glad?

Seriously? Sex with goat-men? Come on.
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Postby The Alchemists Guild » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:24 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Immoren wrote:Why you are glad?


Because as a teenager, I hear SO many people claim they are and I'm just tired of it.

Really?! Wear the fuck did you grow up! I heard a lot of people saying "Fuck you faggot Tranny freak."
...tired of that shit.
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Postby Bordurian » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:24 pm

I've never been in a relationship with a girl, but I'm still heterosexual.
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Postby Immoren » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:24 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Immoren wrote:Why you are glad?

Seriously? Sex with goat-men? Come on.


Oh you.
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Postby Mavorpen » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:26 pm

The Alchemists Guild wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:
Because as a teenager, I hear SO many people claim they are and I'm just tired of it.

Really?! Wear the fuck did you grow up! I heard a lot of people saying "Fuck you faggot Tranny freak."
...tired of that shit.

I don't know any transexuals.
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Postby Ragnarsdomr » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:31 pm

Auremena wrote:All that said anything but bisexual are liars.


Cute. Because obviously everyone is sexually attracted to something. I mean, no asexuals exist, nor do hetero or homosexuals, they just CLEARLY haven't met the right penis or pair of breasts yet.
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Postby The Alchemists Guild » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:31 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
The Alchemists Guild wrote:Really?! Wear the fuck did you grow up! I heard a lot of people saying "Fuck you faggot Tranny freak."
...tired of that shit.

I don't know any transexuals.

Neither do I. I grew up in Braga, it's portuguese for hello.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:32 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Immoren wrote:Why you are glad?

Seriously? Sex with goat-men? Come on.

I suppose you could go the Greek route, but I thought it had to do with sex with youthful animated cartoons.
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Postby Idealismania » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:33 pm

straight as Forest Gump's back after he was finished wearing his magic shoes.
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Postby Auremena » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:37 pm

Ragnarsdomr wrote:
Auremena wrote:All that said anything but bisexual are liars.
Cute. Because obviously everyone is sexually attracted to something. I mean, no asexuals exist, nor do hetero or homosexuals, they just CLEARLY haven't met the right penis or pair of breasts yet.
Didn't see asexual on there. OK, asexuality is possible. You can just not be interested in sex. But I'm pretty sure every self identified heterosexual has had homoerotic thoughts.
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Postby Astrolinium » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:37 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Seriously? Sex with goat-men? Come on.

I suppose you could go the Greek route, but I thought it had to do with sex with youthful animated cartoons.


Wait, we're not talking about doing unspeakable things to cookware?
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Postby Zeotropica » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:38 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Zeotropica wrote:My orientation is usually North, when drunk, it can go South, with considerable detours West and East on the way home, eventually...

does my moral compass need re-magnetising, perhaps?

I don't understand what morals have to do with that. :p


neither do I, that's why I'm asking... :blush:
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:39 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:I suppose you could go the Greek route, but I thought it had to do with sex with youthful animated cartoons.


Wait, we're not talking about doing unspeakable things to cookware?

Or perhaps to baked dough?
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His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
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Postby Auremena » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:40 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:I suppose you could go the Greek route, but I thought it had to do with sex with youthful animated cartoons.
Wait, we're not talking about doing unspeakable things to cookware?
No, that's why we have the Chinese nude cooking shows.
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The female Jim Morrison; not as talented, but just as attractive and self destructive. The one true heir to the throne of the Lizard King.
Some poetry I write sometimes
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Postby Wazkyraque » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:40 pm

Fabulous. *nod*

On a serious note:
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