HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY

[Heirosoloa]

How the fuck does Pope Benedict support molestation as an article of faith?

Tbh iirc (and I may not) his punishment for some of the molesters was really damn light for touching kids and ruining their lives.

Also, JP was way cooler. JP was a badass.

[Finium]

I make fun fun of Christians (and atheists) all the time, and I'm a Christian!
I just try to draw the one between blasphemy and humor

Since it's humorous to us, it's humor.

Seriously, don't tell anyone I said this (right here in public) but I think raging Christians and raging atheists actually love each other, I mean, who would they rage at if they managed to convert the other?

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Choose any other day for Zombie Jesus Day, we'll be happy.

But today is the day Jesus became a zombie. Why don't you move Jesus's birthday?

It has Orthodox Christians celebrate it on the 7th, we just don't want Easter turned into a bloodfest.

[Vestralia (Ancient)]

Not all of us kill Native Americans, just like not all Muslims blow up planes.

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

hey! I reserve my right to be a blustering blowhard, because being an asshole ain't a crime, biatch.

*rides off on hummer with the license plate "GODH8SFAGS"*

[Greater Tezdrian]

Yes, because the Catholic Church wholeheartedly supports molestation as an article of faith.

Never said that. Is your native language not of planet Earth? Seems like you're having a bad time understanding my posts.

American English. And I have a fine grasp on your posts, thankee kindly.

[Condunum]

But today is the day Jesus became a zombie. Why don't you move Jesus's birthday?

They did, it used to be in March (I think), and they moved it to December.

For (smart) reasons that have been explained one too many times.

[Norstal]

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

Choose any other day for Zombie Jesus Day, we'll be happy.

Yeah, right.

Fact is, most Christians don't like it when we make fun Christmas. Christians don't like it when we make fun of how promiscuous their priests/pastors are. Christians don't like it when we make fun of lent (well that's just Catholics, but still). Christians don't like it when we call eating the Body of Christ as cannibalism. What the fuck can we make fun of, that is funny to the rest of us, about Christians without the majority of Christians going apeshit?

[Soviet Canuckistan]

That's one man, doesn't really represent all of us.

i didnt say he did, and hes supposed to represent the catholic church. so if your catholic yes he does represent you

I am, doesn't mean I like him, if you're part of nation, it doesn't mean you love your head of state.

[Hossaim]

This thread seems to be lightening up. The intense religious debate/argument is either on a coffe break or plain over. Im going to go watch another episode of Naruto, but ill be checking in-between.

[Hossaim]

This thread seems to be lightening up. The intense religious debate/argument is either on a coffe break or plain over. Im going to go watch another episode of Naruto, but ill be checking in-between.

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

Choose any other day for Zombie Jesus Day, we'll be happy.

Yeah, right.

Fact is, most Christians don't like it when we make fun Christmas. Christians don't like it when we make fun of how promiscuous their priests/pastors are. Christians don't like it when we make fun of lent (well that's just Catholics, but still). Christians don't like it when we call eating the Body of Christ as cannibalism. What the fuck can we make fun of, that is funny to the rest of us, about Christians without the majority of Christians going apeshit?

Our silly hats.

[Norstal]

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

hey! I reserve my right to be a blustering blowhard, because being an asshole ain't a crime, biatch.

*rides off on hummer with the license plate "GODH8SFAGS"*

I respect your sense of humor, good sir.

[Greater Tezdrian]

They did, it used to be in March (I think), and they moved it to December.

For (smart) reasons that have been explained one too many times.

The reasons are bullshit.

[Vaklor]

I make fun fun of Christians (and atheists) all the time, and I'm a Christian!
I just try to draw the one between blasphemy and humor

Atheism and Christianity jokes are funny, but some are too far.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.
Though humble in secular matters, the minister had an altar ego.
Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.
Even though Catholics in space are weightless, do they have mass?
Never hire a depressed exorcist - they're not very good at lifting spirits.

[Mavorpen]

This thread seems to be lightening up. The intense religious debate/argument is either on a coffe break or plain over. Im going to go watch another episode of Naruto, but ill be checking in-between.

I feel so sorry for you.

[Condunum]

Choose any other day for Zombie Jesus Day, we'll be happy.

Yeah, right.

Fact is, most Christians don't like it when we make fun Christmas. Christians don't like it when we make fun of how promiscuous their priests/pastors are. Christians don't like it when we make fun of lent (well that's just Catholics, but still). Christians don't like it when we call eating the Body of Christ as cannibalism. What the fuck can we make fun of, that is funny to the rest of us, about Christians without the majority of Christians going apeshit?

Since comedy is objective, we can make fun of anything we want. They just have to realize it's still comedy, and get the fuck over the butt-hurt. Not saying that'll happen, but...

[Condunum]

For (smart) reasons that have been explained one too many times.

The reasons are bullshit.

And why is that?

[Norstal]

Yeah, right.

Fact is, most Christians don't like it when we make fun Christmas. Christians don't like it when we make fun of how promiscuous their priests/pastors are. Christians don't like it when we make fun of lent (well that's just Catholics, but still). Christians don't like it when we call eating the Body of Christ as cannibalism. What the fuck can we make fun of, that is funny to the rest of us, about Christians without the majority of Christians going apeshit?

Our silly hats.

But, those are awesome. And only Catholics have that. :\

[Finium]

This thread seems to be lightening up. The intense religious debate/argument is either on a coffe break or plain over. Im going to go watch another episode of Naruto, but ill be checking in-between.

I feel so sorry for you.

Your name still reminds me of marzipan

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Choose any other day for Zombie Jesus Day, we'll be happy.

Yeah, right.

Fact is, most Christians don't like it when we make fun Christmas. Christians don't like it when we make fun of how promiscuous their priests/pastors are. Christians don't like it when we make fun of lent (well that's just Catholics, but still). Christians don't like it when we call eating the Body of Christ as cannibalism. What the fuck can we make fun of, that is funny to the rest of us, about Christians without the majority of Christians going apeshit?

I call eating the body of Christ cannibalism and I find it funny and I'm a Christian, you can mock some things but just not something on the scale of the second most important holiday for us.

[Hossaim]

This thread seems to be lightening up. The intense religious debate/argument is either on a coffe break or plain over. Im going to go watch another episode of Naruto, but ill be checking in-between.

I feel so sorry for you.

Why?

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

the pope seems to

That's one man, doesn't really represent all of us.

... actually, yeah, as a Catholic, he's your representative to God.

To the OP: I'm a fairly nonchalant dude and even I'm a little irritated at the title.

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

Our silly hats.

But, those are awesome. And only Catholics have that. :\

I'm a Catholic.

I don't mind jokes.

I like jokes. Bill Hicks is my favourite comedian.

[Vaklor]

i didnt say he did, and hes supposed to represent the catholic church. so if your catholic yes he does represent you

I am, doesn't mean I like him, if you're part of nation, it doesn't mean you love your head of state.

didnt say anyone liked him, stop making assumptions

[Mavorpen]

I feel so sorry for you.

Why?

There are much better Animes. Just saying.