HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY

[Finium]

The Catholic Church has had a LOT of practice at that.

Using their logic, touching little boys is okay because they had faith that the boys enjoyed it.

Can I just point out that your name reminds me of marzipan

[Vestralia (Ancient)]

Islamic Functionalists "blew up planes" within a lifetime, so it is a bit different.

*Fuck you autocorrect. I meant Fundamentalists.

I'd actually like to see an Islamic Functionalist.

[Greater Tezdrian]

Are you kidding?

I never kid about my religion.

"Faith is an assertion that a particular belief is true, meaningful and worthy of our trust and effort, no matter what."
Yes, irregardless of reality/evidence.

I would say that both of those are, to an extent subjective.

As soon as you bind yourself to an idea, that entity or school of thought in your mind becomes infallible, and cannot be disproven.

Bullshit. Binding and committing to an idea does not immediately close your mind to everything outside that idea.

THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME THING AS REGULAR FAITH. ARE YO-
Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

Regular faith being?

[Heirosoloa]

I thought I wouldn't see a more useless post than quoting oneself. I was wrong.

no more useless than the other posts in this thread

Actually, we solved polio somewhere in page five.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

The Catholic Church has had a LOT of practice at that.

Using their logic, touching little boys is okay because they had faith that the boys enjoyed it.

Those people don't represent all Catholics, they perverted the Catholic faith, just as Islam Fundamentalists don't represent all of Islam.

[The Addams Family]

My activities will include throwing black dyed eggs at the Easter Parade and digging up graves.

Dude, wtf is wrong with you!?

I did say my activities...But meant the children under my supervision.

[Condunum]

I thought I wouldn't see a more useless post than quoting oneself. I was wrong.

no more useless than the other posts in this thread

Given that a good number of posts are on topic, they are more useful for the thread.

[Norstal]

Really. Christians get to massacre Native Americans, invade holy lands, and the rest of us can't call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Really.

Not all of us kill Native Americans, just like not all Muslims blow up planes.

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

[Greater Tezdrian]

The Catholic Church has had a LOT of practice at that.

Using their logic, touching little boys is okay because they had faith that the boys enjoyed it.

Yes, because the Catholic Church wholeheartedly supports molestation as an article of faith.

[Vaklor]

no more useless than the other posts in this thread

Given that a good number of posts are on topic, they are more useful for the thread.

on-topic? really? this started as someone making a joke about easter and it has turned into... this... something radioactive must have spilled

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Not all of us kill Native Americans, just like not all Muslims blow up planes.

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

Choose any other day for Zombie Jesus Day, we'll be happy.

[Condunum]

Not all of us kill Native Americans, just like not all Muslims blow up planes.

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

I called my Christian friend a Christian, and he took it as a compliment.

[Vaklor]

Using their logic, touching little boys is okay because they had faith that the boys enjoyed it.

Yes, because the Catholic Church wholeheartedly supports molestation as an article of faith.

the pope seems to

[Renascibilitas]

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

Choose any other day for Zombie Jesus Day, we'll be happy.

That would ruin the point. And didn't Jesus say you should be glad when people insult your faith?

[Finium]

Not all of us kill Native Americans, just like not all Muslims blow up planes.

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

I make fun fun of Christians (and atheists) all the time, and I'm a Christian!
I just try to draw the one between blasphemy and humor

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Yes, because the Catholic Church wholeheartedly supports molestation as an article of faith.

the pope seems to

That's one man, doesn't really represent all of us.

[Heirosoloa]

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

Choose any other day for Zombie Jesus Day, we'll be happy.

I don't recall Jesus coming back from the dead on any other day. Do you?
Unless we count Revelations. Which is cheating on the Christians' part. Because it's never going to happen.

[Hossaim]

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

Choose any other day for Zombie Jesus Day, we'll be happy.

But today is the day Jesus became a zombie. Why don't you move Jesus's birthday?

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

I make fun fun of Christians (and atheists) all the time, and I'm a Christian!
I just try to draw the one between blasphemy and humor

Atheism and Christianity jokes are funny, but some are too far.

[Condunum]

Yet we still make fun of Muslims being terrorists, Native Americans of being savages, and etc. I think you guys need to be less sensitive and allow us to call Easter Zombie Jesus day.

Shit, Jesus would laugh. I wish Christians be more like Jesus and be more CARING.

Seriously, think of the last time anyone made fun of Christians without Christians going apeshit.

I make fun fun of Christians (and atheists) all the time, and I'm a Christian!
I just try to draw the one between blasphemy and humor

Since it's humorous to us, it's humor.

[Greater Tezdrian]

Yes, because the Catholic Church wholeheartedly supports molestation as an article of faith.

the pope seems to

How the fuck does Pope Benedict support molestation as an article of faith?

[Mavorpen]

Using their logic, touching little boys is okay because they had faith that the boys enjoyed it.

Yes, because the Catholic Church wholeheartedly supports molestation as an article of faith.

Never said that. Is your native language not of planet Earth? Seems like you're having a bad time understanding my posts.

[Huskvarneque]

Bah, this might be a little late, but, for the question of how old the universe is, here's a good answer:
13.75 ± 0.11 billion years or 4.339 x 10^17th power seconds

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_the_universe

[Vaklor]

the pope seems to

That's one man, doesn't really represent all of us.

i didnt say he did, and hes supposed to represent the catholic church. so if your catholic yes he does represent you

[Andropoland]

Choose any other day for Zombie Jesus Day, we'll be happy.

But today is the day Jesus became a zombie. Why don't you move Jesus's birthday?

They did, it used to be in March (I think), and they moved it to December.