HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY

[Soviet Canuckistan]

We would all not be here if it was not for God, how did the Big Bang start, something called God, who's very word is guidance for humanity but some choose to ignore it and mock it and desecrate it.

Two branes collided, and created out brane universe. A ten dimensional universe broke apart into a 6 dimensional universe and a four dimensional universe. Quantum physics. There, you have several answers. You know nothing about science so you automatically go to God.

Who made the branes?

[Renascibilitas]

How can his rules guide us to a better place? I see no major philosophical theories or tangents he contributed to the world. All of his moral philosophies that people praise were thought of centuries before him. You want a good role model? Buddha. The dude developed a philosophy of why suffering exists, a solution to it, and all without the, "GET ON UR NEES AND BE A SLAVE TO ME!"

So thou shalt not kill isn't a good guideline for humanity, to respect thy neighbour, to respect creation, how are those not good rules.

Because the Bible is anything but ''though shalt not kill''. Like I said, one sentence from a Jainist prophet is able to be more moral than the entirety of the 10 Commandments and the Bible.

[Drouga]

We would all not be here if it was not for God, how did the Big Bang start, something called God, who's very word is guidance for humanity but some choose to ignore it and mock it and desecrate it.

How did god start? If you question the big bang you have to answer that
there are more plotholes in the bible then there are in ME3's ending

This is my new quote of the day.

[Blazedtown]

We would all not be here if it was not for God, how did the Big Bang start, something called God, who's very word is guidance for humanity but some choose to ignore it and mock it and desecrate it.

You're joking right?

[Soviet Canuckistan]

So thou shalt not kill isn't a good guideline for humanity, to respect thy neighbour, to respect creation, how are those not good rules.

Because the Bible is anything but ''though shalt not kill''. Like I said, one sentence from a Jainist prophet is able to be more moral than the entirety of the 10 Commandments and the Bible.

Where's the proof there, show us some proof.

[Genivaria]

How can his rules guide us to a better place? I see no major philosophical theories or tangents he contributed to the world. All of his moral philosophies that people praise were thought of centuries before him. You want a good role model? Buddha. The dude developed a philosophy of why suffering exists, a solution to it, and all without the, "GET ON UR NEES AND BE A SLAVE TO ME!"

So thou shalt not kill isn't a good guideline for humanity, to respect thy neighbour, to respect creation, how are those not good rules.

I noticed you only mentioned one of the few sensible commandments. Why's that?

[Fedeledland]

We would all not be here if it was not for God, how did the Big Bang start, something called God, who's very word is guidance for humanity but some choose to ignore it and mock it and desecrate it.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Caninope]

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

The people who can't stand the mild mockery of calling it Zombie Jesus Day need to lighten up. I know I wasn't that prickly when I was a Christian.

Well, CM the thing is that it was cute at first. I could stand it.

Now it's just gotten old. I have no problems with people calling it that, but starting a thread entitled Zombie Jesus thread is unoriginal and not really that funny anymore. I'd prefer just a "Happy Easter" thread myself.

[Mavorpen]

So thou shalt not kill isn't a good guideline for humanity, to respect thy neighbour, to respect creation, how are those not good rules.

"Thou shalt not kill" was broken throughout the whole damn Bible. Jainism and Buddhism hold true to that belief several times better than Christianity. Why should you respect your neighbor for no reason? "Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone" is how it's been for a long time. What "creation" are we respecting?

[Conserative Morality]

I'm still Christian, and I join into the mockery to a degree.

"God must have a sense of humor - he made us, after all."

[Liriena]

We would all not be here if it was not for God, how did the Big Bang start, something called God, who's very word is guidance for humanity but some choose to ignore it and mock it and desecrate it.

How did god start? If you question the big bang you have to answer that
there are more plotholes in the bible then there are in ME3's ending

[Genivaria]

Because the Bible is anything but ''though shalt not kill''. Like I said, one sentence from a Jainist prophet is able to be more moral than the entirety of the 10 Commandments and the Bible.

Where's the proof there, show us some proof.

*cough*hypocrite!*cough*

[Hossaim]

We would all not be here if it was not for God, how did the Big Bang start, something called God, who's very word is guidance for humanity but some choose to ignore it and mock it and desecrate it.

The Big Bang started, I believe, for 1 of 2 reasons.

1. The previous universes collapse
2. Due to there being no laws of physics or matter before our universe if there was no previous universe, there is no reason the Big Bang coulden't simply happen because it wanted to.

Proof god started the big bang?

[Felbah]

I'm going to endure a lot of offensive references to the most holy holiday in my religion.

Agreed.

[Renascibilitas]

Because the Bible is anything but ''though shalt not kill''. Like I said, one sentence from a Jainist prophet is able to be more moral than the entirety of the 10 Commandments and the Bible.

Where's the proof there, show us some proof.

''Do not insult, abuse, opress, enslave, insult, torment, or torture any other living creature'.''

A lot better than killing heretics and selling your daughter into sexual slavery, no?

[Mavorpen]

Two branes collided, and created out brane universe. A ten dimensional universe broke apart into a 6 dimensional universe and a four dimensional universe. Quantum physics. There, you have several answers. You know nothing about science so you automatically go to God.

Who made the branes?

No one, those branes were caused by the same reaction. Seriously, this is common sense.

[Conserative Morality]

Well, CM the thing is that it was cute at first. I could stand it.

Now it's just gotten old. I have no problems with people calling it that, but starting a thread entitled Zombie Jesus thread is unoriginal and not really that funny anymore. I'd prefer just a "Happy Easter" thread myself.

I find Easter to be far less original. Zombie Jesus Day has been around for maybe a decade or two, but Easter? Almost two thousand years now. Unbearably trite at this point.

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

Sigh.

Really? All this negativity? Oh, come on guys, it's not the time for this. This is a time to be celebrating, even if it's not for Easter. It's bloody spring, and it's been so for a while! You're free for cold's brutal clutches and may now enjoy some semblance of warmth! Huzzah!

[Wisconsin7]

Personally, I'm going to stay up 'till four A.M., sleep in 'till one so that my parents can't force me to their church thing - it's not Christian but it's still some pseudo-religious thing - then walk to Copps and buy eight pounds of chocolate eggs. Then I'm going to come home and blow someone's head off in Team Fortress 2, only for them to return to life. Hey! The Heavy must be Jesus! It's the Second Coming! All hail Heavy, then brutally murder him with a butterfly knife fourteen times in a row!

[Soviet Canuckistan]

So thou shalt not kill isn't a good guideline for humanity, to respect thy neighbour, to respect creation, how are those not good rules.

"Thou shalt not kill" was broken throughout the whole damn Bible. Jainism and Buddhism hold true to that belief several times better than Christianity. Why should you respect your neighbor for no reason? "Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone" is how it's been for a long time. What "creation" are we respecting?

Show proof, and creation is our environment, if we respect our environment maybe we wouldn't be falling into our global warming apocalypse.

[Fedeledland]

Proof or GTFO.

What's physics' proof God didn't start it.

You have the burden of proof, not us.

[Mavorpen]

Because the Bible is anything but ''though shalt not kill''. Like I said, one sentence from a Jainist prophet is able to be more moral than the entirety of the 10 Commandments and the Bible.

Where's the proof there, show us some proof.

Jain monks don't eat carrots. Know why? Because they have roots, therefore you would be killing the carrot. THAT'S how much they respect life. I'd say that defeats anything Jesus ever taught.

[Conserative Morality]

Sigh.

Really? All this negativity? Oh, come on guys, it's not the time for this. This is a time to be celebrating, even if it's not for Easter. It's bloody spring, and it's been so for a while! You're free for cold's brutal clutches and may now enjoy some semblance of warmth! Huzzah!

Negativity?

Is light mocking negativity now? Really? I say worse things to my best friends.

[Rupudska]

We would all not be here if it was not for God, how did the Big Bang start, something called God, who's very word is guidance for humanity but some choose to ignore it and mock it and desecrate it.

Pics or it didn't happen.

You got pics of the Big Bang?

[Caninope]

Well, CM the thing is that it was cute at first. I could stand it.

Now it's just gotten old. I have no problems with people calling it that, but starting a thread entitled Zombie Jesus thread is unoriginal and not really that funny anymore. I'd prefer just a "Happy Easter" thread myself.

I find Easter to be far less original. Zombie Jesus Day has been around for maybe a decade or two, but Easter? Almost two thousand years now. Unbearably trite at this point.

Ah, but it takes far longer for a holiday with chocolate to get boring than a bad joke to get boring. After all, does anyone make Chuck Norris jokes anymore? Do we still celebrate Valentine's Day?

I think my point has been proven here. The Christians rest their case. *nod*