Potato Medals!

by **Lost Earth** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:45 pm

I say, I find such contemptible materialistic accolades to be petty compensation for affiliate posters on this felicitous board to meet the randomly occurring whims of your, as of yet, undefined approval.

by **Pope Joan** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:53 pm

Why potatoes?

They are so high glycemic.

How about something more healthful, like edamame

or broccoli.

by **TaQud** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:56 pm

Pope Joan wrote:Why potatoes?

They are so high glycemic.

How about something more healthful, like edamame

or broccoli.

Or aspartame

by **Cu Math** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:57 pm

Pope Joan wrote:Why potatoes?

They are so high glycemic.

How about something more healthful, like edamame

or broccoli.

Because NSers are tubers. We grow underground, unknown to society, full of starch and slightly poisonous.
And i reiterate No self promoting If you find SOMEONE ELSE who you believe has been exemplary or a drain on humanity, post a link to their comment here and i will assess them. If i agree, a potato will be posted on their thread and here.

by **Cu Math** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:03 pm

Lost Earth wrote:I say, I find such contemptible materialistic accolades to be petty compensation for affiliate posters on this felicitous board to meet the randomly occurring whims of your, as of yet, undefined approval.

Lost Earth just earned the keep things boring potato!

by **Pope Joan** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:05 pm

TaQud wrote:
Pope Joan wrote:Why potatoes?

They are so high glycemic.

How about something more healthful, like edamame

or broccoli.

Or aspartame

The smart money is now on stevia.

by **Tmutarakhan** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:06 pm

Mesoland wrote:
Fnordgasm 5 wrote:

Not with that kind of atitude you won't!

I've already used that tactic once and I don't think it'll work a second time.

Trust me, I've got this one in the bag.

Feh, that's small potatoes.

by **TaQud** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:07 pm

Pope Joan wrote:
TaQud wrote:
Or aspartame

The smart money is now on stevia.

Actually it should be Pacha.

by **Ifreann** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:17 pm

Cu Math wrote:Congratulations Ifreann! You have earned a "lets get drunk off it" Potato!
(Image) I made it into vodka for you.

This pleases me.

by **Lost Earth** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:24 pm

Cu Math wrote:
Lost Earth wrote:I say, I find such contemptible materialistic accolades to be petty compensation for affiliate posters on this felicitous board to meet the randomly occurring whims of your, as of yet, undefined approval.

Lost Earth just earned the keep things boring potato!
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The regularity of the above specimen in comparison to others of the strain of tuberous crop is most appeasing to my more volatile nature which surfaced previously.

by **TaQud** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:26 pm

Lost Earth wrote:
Cu Math wrote: Lost Earth just earned the keep things boring potato!
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The regularity of the above specimen in comparison to others of the strain of tuberous crop is most appeasing to my more volatile nature which surfaced previously.

Can You simplify it Mr. Sophisticated?

by **Cu Math** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:14 pm

TaQud wrote:
Lost Earth wrote:The regularity of the above specimen in comparison to others of the strain of tuberous crop is most appeasing to my more volatile nature which surfaced previously.

Can You simplify it Mr. Sophisticated?

He means he likes normal potatoes; they calm him.

by **TaQud** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:16 pm

Cu Math wrote:
TaQud wrote:Can You simplify it Mr. Sophisticated?

He means he likes normal potatoes; they calm him.

Oh. (Can't recongnized big words i like things simple lie words or a potato even)

by **Cu Math** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:38 am

While you did not go out to find those worthy of accolades, i did. Here is my list.
First, to Zephie, i give the rotten potato award. For shame sir. http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=173412&p=8926616&hilit=Rotten+Potato#p8926616
Secondly to Grenartia, goes the "i'm not going to put up with this shit" potato! http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=173352&p=8925813&hilit=Shit+potato#p8925813
And lastly, Jerusalem and Damascus earned the "let's be civil" potato!
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?t=173650&f=20&view=unread#unread
May the Tubers be with you!

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:42 am

Can I get some taters? I love them, especially mashed with butte-... wait... this isn't about potato lovers is it? <.<

by **Grenartia** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:42 am

Cu Math wrote:While you did not go out to find those worthy of accolades, i did. Here is my list.
First, to Zephie, i give the rotten potato award. For shame sir. http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=173412&p=8926616&hilit=Rotten+Potato#p8926616
Secondly to Grenartia, goes the "i'm not going to put up with this shit" potato! http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=173352&p=8925813&hilit=Shit+potato#p8925813
And lastly, Jerusalem and Damascus earned the "let's be civil" potato!
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?t=173650&f=20&view=unread#unread
May the Tubers be with you!

Once again, thanks. Tis an honor.

by **Imsogone** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:43 am

I, for one, welcome our spudly overlords.

by **Cu Math** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:50 am

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Can I get some taters? I love them, especially mashed with butte-... wait... this isn't about potato lovers is it? <.<

For this, you win the I'm a bit confused and misdirected potato.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:51 am

Cu Math wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Can I get some taters? I love them, especially mashed with butte-... wait... this isn't about potato lovers is it? <.<

For this, you win the I'm a bit confused and misdirected potato.

Sorry, sorry. I'm a bit ill, but much obliged.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:56 am

I'm opting out. I only recognise the Poster Awards done by Neo Kervoskia.

by **Zephie** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:58 am

Cu Math wrote:As a few may have found, i have begun giving potato medals to certain users who have accomplished something of interest, usually by putting forth a rational argument or being kind or just plain outstanding (this includes mods.) Therefore, I will begin making this a regular thing. If you find someone on a thread who you think deserves a commendation, post the link below and i will review them. If i agree, i will grant them an according rank in potato. If someone has acted badly or just plain idiotically, be careful and tactful in how you do this, but post those as well and i will give them a LOWER potato rank. BUT make sure for that that it is above and beyond the realm of normal human idiocy/ignorance. NO SELF PROMOTION UNLESS YOU HAVE ANOTHER PERSON AGREE TO SPONSOR YOU.

Who are you?

by **Cu Math** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:08 am

Zephie wrote:
Cu Math wrote:As a few may have found, i have begun giving potato medals to certain users who have accomplished something of interest, usually by putting forth a rational argument or being kind or just plain outstanding (this includes mods.) Therefore, I will begin making this a regular thing. If you find someone on a thread who you think deserves a commendation, post the link below and i will review them. If i agree, i will grant them an according rank in potato. If someone has acted badly or just plain idiotically, be careful and tactful in how you do this, but post those as well and i will give them a LOWER potato rank. BUT make sure for that that it is above and beyond the realm of normal human idiocy/ignorance. NO SELF PROMOTION UNLESS YOU HAVE ANOTHER PERSON AGREE TO SPONSOR YOU.

Who are you?

Some guy who found your ad hominem attacks displeasing, so i gave you a bad potato. So if you don't have a recommendation, then this thread is not for you. Please Telegram me your complaints, this is lighthearted here and i want to keep that up.

by **Cu Math** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:18 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:I'm opting out. I only recognise the Poster Awards done by Neo Kervoskia.

Bah! Mine are non-hierarchical. And edible in most cases!

by **The Blaatschapen** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:43 am

Cu Math wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:I'm opting out. I only recognise the Poster Awards done by Neo Kervoskia.

Bah! Mine are non-hierarchical. And edible in most cases!

I don't care about edibility. I'm not a goat.

by **Cu Math** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:52 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Cu Math wrote:Bah! Mine are non-hierarchical. And edible in most cases!

I don't care about edibility. I'm not a goat.

Fine. But you have missed your opportunity to be part of the spudliest change in NS history.

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