What really hppened to Hitler?

by **Grays Harbor** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:44 pm

He underwent gene therapy and is now singing duets with Elvis at a Holiday Inn in Minneapolis.

by **Taeshan** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:16 pm

Grays Harbor wrote:He underwent gene therapy and is now singing duets with Elvis at a Holiday Inn in Minneapolis.

by **Pevisopolis** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:19 pm

by **Taeshan** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:21 pm

Pevisopolis wrote:

by **Berzerkirs** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:23 pm

Isn't there still atheory that he had a kid that eventually escaped on a boat that went north to Sweden and then eventually hid out in Bolivia?

I hate it how hunted people hide in my home country...

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, the Butcher of Lyon.

Wont take long til Oprah hides there next...
:roll:

by **Taeshan** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:26 pm

Berzerkirs wrote::palm: Isn't there still atheory that he had a kid that eventually escaped on a boat that went north to Sweden and then eventually hid out in Bolivia?

I hate it how hunted people hide in my home country...

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, the Butcher of Lyon.

Wont take long til Oprah hides there next...

Priceless. :rofl:

by **Berzerkirs** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:29 pm

Taeshan wrote:
Berzerkirs wrote::palm: Isn't there still atheory that he had a kid that eventually escaped on a boat that went north to Sweden and then eventually hid out in Bolivia?

I hate it how hunted people hide in my home country...

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, the Butcher of Lyon.

Wont take long til Oprah hides there next...

Priceless.

Hey...!

I'm finally appreciated :lol:

by **Taeshan** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:30 pm

Berzerkirs wrote:
Taeshan wrote:
Berzerkirs wrote::palm: Isn't there still atheory that he had a kid that eventually escaped on a boat that went north to Sweden and then eventually hid out in Bolivia?

I hate it how hunted people hide in my home country...

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, the Butcher of Lyon.

Wont take long til Oprah hides there next...

Priceless.

Hey...!

I'm finally appreciated

Then again maybe it is not that priceless.

by **Greed and Death** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:11 pm

he was sent to a witch doctor that shrunk him to 3 foot tall. Then sent to me dressed as Pinocchio and force to sing and dance the puppet with no strings song.

by **Vetalia** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:12 pm

Retreated underground to rebuild his Nazi empire.

by **BrightonBurg** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:14 pm

He wrote the screenplay to Battlefield Earth..

wikistates page. · by **Epicnopolis** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:22 pm

I'd like to believe that he went insane and started to believe an ugly person was raping him. But we aren't so lucky.

He committed suicide. :palm:

by **Natapoc** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:26 pm

Epicnopolis wrote:I'd like to believe that he went insane and started to believe an ugly person was raping him. But we aren't so lucky.

He committed suicide.

We keep him in our basement. Whenever we see his name printed, anyone deny the holocaust, or whenever someone advocates a nazi viewpoint we torture him a bit. His "skin" is all one big scar now so we are pretty much limited to electrical shocks and deep organ pressure.

by **Phenia** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:27 pm

BrightonBurg wrote:He wrote the screenplay to Battlefield Earth..

...So, he really did win the war. His evil has spread throughout the world...!

by **BrightonBurg** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:29 pm

Phenia wrote:
BrightonBurg wrote:He wrote the screenplay to Battlefield Earth..

...So, he really did win the war. His evil has spread throughout the world...!

He stole a tardis from Dr.Who..

by **Demen** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:05 pm

Rape. /thread

by **Brogavia** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:13 pm

He fled to argentina, where he hid until 1961, when he moved in secret to Hawaii, where he had an expermintal surgery to impant his brain in a newborn black child. Then he had a tough life until he moved to chicago and became a community organizer and eventually ran for Senate. The rest as they say is history.

by **Cameroi** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:22 pm

whatever may or may not have actually happened, supposing he was able to be smuggled out of europe, by now he'd be dead of old age anyway. unless of course his body lies in cryogennisis somewhere, or ghod help us, for whatever idiotic reason, he'd been cloned.

there's nothing majic about one person though, without the context of his time and place.
other charismatic biggots have come and gone. a few, like him, rose to head tyrannical regemes.
for every one of the handful that have, there must be milions or thousands anyway,
who only fantacize doing so.

i don't want to know what actually happened to him.

but i do want much of what he did, to never be repeated.

by **Aelosia** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:29 pm

He lost too much HP. Took too much damage.

by **Natapoc** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:29 pm

Pevisopolis wrote:

Is it wrong that I really like this picture? Does it make me a bad person to print this out and make a big banner of it?

by **Helghast Krieg** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:31 pm

Natapoc wrote:
Pevisopolis wrote:

Is it wrong that I really like this picture? Does it make me a bad person to print this out and make a big banner of it?

yes, all german people should blow out their brains because some racist dick took a good idea and turned it into his personal crusade of bigotry and hatred.

and that was sarcasm. I am german myself, so I guess ill have to take some sort of offense to this..

by **BrightonBurg** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:31 pm

Natapoc wrote:
Pevisopolis wrote:

Is it wrong that I really like this picture? Does it make me a bad person to print this out and make a big banner of it?

No.

Makes you human..

"Skallvia" · by **Maurepas** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:33 pm

The Russians made a porno out of his skull, IIRC....

by **BrightonBurg** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:34 pm

Hitler also wrote the screen play to Caddyshack II..

by **Vedun** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:37 pm

Korintar wrote:Don't forget drug addiction(s). That with a poor diet and the stresses of war and politics would have caused him to have died from a heart attack or something, even if Germany won WWII, with the result being the Third Reich plunging into chaos, but that is for another day/thread.

And let's not forget the possible Parkinson's.

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