Dumb Blonde Sayz: Vaccines Kill Ur Kidz!

[Rhodmhire]

The real problem is that the symptoms of autism usually aren't seen until just about the same time that children start getting the bulk of their early vaccinations. This leaves parents searching for something to blame to target vaccinations, because they are convinced (wrongly) that their children were perfectly normal before the shots.

Boom, nail + hammer = Boom.

Parents being oblivious to such simple things to find out is a key factor in all of this.

[Niicha]

You watch TJ too? He's quite sexy, isn't he?

TJ is pretty sexy. I'm not a religious viewer of his videos (Pun intended) but he can be quite entertaining.

[Muravyets]

The 18th century English poet Alexander Pope wisecracked once: "A little learning is a dangerous thing."

This vaccines-cause-autism bullshit is a perfect example of morons vaguely hearing something vague about a fact that somebody heard something about somewhere once, maybe.

Here's the story: Once upon a time -- I mean like in the 1950s -- SOME vaccines had a preservative added to them that was mildly toxic and which SOME studies SUGGESTED MIGHT be connected SOMEHOW to autism.

So labs stopped using those preservatives.

So, for decades, no vaccine has had any ingredients that could in any way contribute to autism.

But Jenny McCarthy doesn't know that. Why? Because she's stupid -- too stupid to actually look up or ask a doctor what the truth is. Like a depressing number of others.

[Takaram]

The 18th century English poet Alexander Pope wisecracked once: "A little learning is a dangerous thing."

This vaccines-cause-autism bullshit is a perfect example of morons vaguely hearing something vague about a fact that somebody heard something about somewhere once, maybe.

Here's the story: Once upon a time -- I mean like in the 1950s -- SOME vaccines had a preservative added to them that was mildly toxic and which SOME studies SUGGESTED MIGHT be connected SOMEHOW to autism.

So labs stopped using those preservatives.

So, for decades, no vaccine has had any ingredients that could in any way contribute to autism.

But Jenny McCarthy doesn't know that. Why? Because she's stupid. Like a depressing number of others.

*Looks for the gene pool's chlorine tablets*

[Rhodmhire]

If only there was a vaccine for the stupid ...

It's called 'getting an education'.

Not really. Some of the stupidest people I've known have been extensively educated.

The vise versa is true as well for many intellects out there.

For example:

[Big Jim P]

The 18th century English poet Alexander Pope wisecracked once: "A little learning is a dangerous thing."

This vaccines-cause-autism bullshit is a perfect example of morons vaguely hearing something vague about a fact that somebody heard something about somewhere once, maybe.

Here's the story: Once upon a time -- I mean like in the 1950s -- SOME vaccines had a preservative added to them that was mildly toxic and which SOME studies SUGGESTED MIGHT be connected SOMEHOW to autism.

So labs stopped using those preservatives.

So, for decades, no vaccine has had any ingredients that could in any way contribute to autism.

But Jenny McCarthy doesn't know that. Why? Because she's stupid. Like a depressing number of others.

*Looks for the gene pool's chlorine tablets*

[Rhodmhire]

The 18th century English poet Alexander Pope wisecracked once: "A little learning is a dangerous thing."

This vaccines-cause-autism bullshit is a perfect example of morons vaguely hearing something vague about a fact that somebody heard something about somewhere once, maybe.

Here's the story: Once upon a time -- I mean like in the 1950s -- SOME vaccines had a preservative added to them that was mildly toxic and which SOME studies SUGGESTED MIGHT be connected SOMEHOW to autism.

So labs stopped using those preservatives.

So, for decades, no vaccine has had any ingredients that could in any way contribute to autism.

But Jenny McCarthy doesn't know that. Why? Because she's stupid. Like a depressing number of others.

*Looks for the gene pool's chlorine tablets*

Ha! You laughed!

*takes off a point*

Only so much time is left for you, my friend.

[Niicha]

If only there was a vaccine for the stupid ...

It's called 'getting an education'.

Not really. Some of the stupidest people I've known have been extensively educated.

The vise versa is true as well for many intellects out there.

For example:

Grandpa?

But on a serious note, just because you suck at school and get terrible grades does not make you a misunderstood genius. But it does increase the possibility that you are a douchebag. (I'm not contending the above quoted poster is a douchebag, I'm merely trying to make a humorous point)

[Tunizcha]

If only there was a vaccine for the stupid ...

It's called 'getting an education'.

Not really. Some of the stupidest people I've known have been extensively educated.

For example:

[New Ziedrich]

Oh, sweet Christ, she even bought into that whole Indigo Child garbage for a while? Irrefutable proof that she is irredeemably stupid.

Bitch. She really annoys me.

Bitch.

[Muravyets]

*Looks for the gene pool's chlorine tablets*

I heard somewhere a probably apocryphal story that the ancient Egyptians believed that all of a person's emotions, personality and intelligence were housed in the heart, and that the brain was just our lifetime supply of snot.

I've decided to declare that a true factoid because it seems so true for at least a portion of the population.

[Deus Malum]

If only there was a vaccine for the stupid ...

It's called 'getting an education'.

So if getting an education is the vaccine for stupid, that must mean...

OH NOES! Educations give you autism!!!

[Rhodmhire]

The vise versa is true as well for many intellects out there.

For example:

Grandpa?

But on a serious note, just because you suck at school and get terrible grades does not make you a misunderstood genius. But it does increase the possibility that you are a douchebag. (I'm not contending the above quoted poster is a douchebag, I'm merely trying to make a humorous point)

We understand, and my douchebag levels have dropped approximately 23-27.4% in the past two years, so I'm steadily advancing towards a state of less douchebaggery.

My point was that you sinking/swimming in the educational system doesn't qualify you to sink/swim intellectually, since intellect is a concept that isn't always judged by academic performance.

Although, that's not to say pwning teh skool means you're just tampering with the system, nor is it to say failing the system makes you misunderstood genius waiting to be revealed, as you said.

And yes, he's all our grandpas, to clear the air now.

[Tunizcha]

The 18th century English poet Alexander Pope wisecracked once: "A little learning is a dangerous thing."

This vaccines-cause-autism bullshit is a perfect example of morons vaguely hearing something vague about a fact that somebody heard something about somewhere once, maybe.

Here's the story: Once upon a time -- I mean like in the 1950s -- SOME vaccines had a preservative added to them that was mildly toxic and which SOME studies SUGGESTED MIGHT be connected SOMEHOW to autism.

So labs stopped using those preservatives.

So, for decades, no vaccine has had any ingredients that could in any way contribute to autism.

But Jenny McCarthy doesn't know that. Why? Because she's stupid. Like a depressing number of others.

*Looks for the gene pool's chlorine tablets*

Ha! You laughed!

*takes off a point*

Only so much time is left for you, my friend.

I laugh, I lose?

Challenge: accepted.

[Rhodmhire]

If only there was a vaccine for the stupid ...

It's called 'getting an education'.

So if getting an education is the vaccine for stupid, that must mean...

OH NOES! Educations give you autism!!!

That was my first thought as well.

[Takaram]

*Looks for the gene pool's chlorine tablets*

I heard somewhere a probably apocryphal story that the ancient Egyptians believed that all of a person's emotions, personality and intelligence were housed in the heart, and that the brain was just our lifetime supply of snot.

I've decided to declare that a true factoid because it seems so true for at least a portion of the population.

Seconded. If a person can function on a heart bypass machine with they're heart not working, they can reproduce.

[Big Jim P]

The 18th century English poet Alexander Pope wisecracked once: "A little learning is a dangerous thing."

This vaccines-cause-autism bullshit is a perfect example of morons vaguely hearing something vague about a fact that somebody heard something about somewhere once, maybe.

Here's the story: Once upon a time -- I mean like in the 1950s -- SOME vaccines had a preservative added to them that was mildly toxic and which SOME studies SUGGESTED MIGHT be connected SOMEHOW to autism.

So labs stopped using those preservatives.

So, for decades, no vaccine has had any ingredients that could in any way contribute to autism.

But Jenny McCarthy doesn't know that. Why? Because she's stupid. Like a depressing number of others.

*Looks for the gene pool's chlorine tablets*

Ha! You laughed!

*takes off a point*

Only so much time is left for you, my friend.

I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. It won't happen again.

*Returns to his normal, grim, humorless self.*

[Rhodmhire]

The 18th century English poet Alexander Pope wisecracked once: "A little learning is a dangerous thing."

This vaccines-cause-autism bullshit is a perfect example of morons vaguely hearing something vague about a fact that somebody heard something about somewhere once, maybe.

Here's the story: Once upon a time -- I mean like in the 1950s -- SOME vaccines had a preservative added to them that was mildly toxic and which SOME studies SUGGESTED MIGHT be connected SOMEHOW to autism.

So labs stopped using those preservatives.

So, for decades, no vaccine has had any ingredients that could in any way contribute to autism.

But Jenny McCarthy doesn't know that. Why? Because she's stupid. Like a depressing number of others.

*Looks for the gene pool's chlorine tablets*

Ha! You laughed!

*takes off a point*

Only so much time is left for you, my friend.

I laugh, I lose?

Challenge: accepted.

Normally I'd take you up on that and launch it, but that's an F7 game for another time.

For now, Acception: Denied.

[Takaram]

The 18th century English poet Alexander Pope wisecracked once: "A little learning is a dangerous thing."

This vaccines-cause-autism bullshit is a perfect example of morons vaguely hearing something vague about a fact that somebody heard something about somewhere once, maybe.

Here's the story: Once upon a time -- I mean like in the 1950s -- SOME vaccines had a preservative added to them that was mildly toxic and which SOME studies SUGGESTED MIGHT be connected SOMEHOW to autism.

So labs stopped using those preservatives.

So, for decades, no vaccine has had any ingredients that could in any way contribute to autism.

But Jenny McCarthy doesn't know that. Why? Because she's stupid. Like a depressing number of others.

*Looks for the gene pool's chlorine tablets*

Ha! You laughed!

*takes off a point*

Only so much time is left for you, my friend.

I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. It won't happen again.

*Returns to his normal, grim, humorless self.*

It's ok. It was the thought of eugenics that got to you.

[Rhodmhire]

The 18th century English poet Alexander Pope wisecracked once: "A little learning is a dangerous thing."

This vaccines-cause-autism bullshit is a perfect example of morons vaguely hearing something vague about a fact that somebody heard something about somewhere once, maybe.

Here's the story: Once upon a time -- I mean like in the 1950s -- SOME vaccines had a preservative added to them that was mildly toxic and which SOME studies SUGGESTED MIGHT be connected SOMEHOW to autism.

So labs stopped using those preservatives.

So, for decades, no vaccine has had any ingredients that could in any way contribute to autism.

But Jenny McCarthy doesn't know that. Why? Because she's stupid. Like a depressing number of others.

*Looks for the gene pool's chlorine tablets*

Ha! You laughed!

*takes off a point*

Only so much time is left for you, my friend.

I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. It won't happen again.

*Returns to his normal, grim, humorless self.*

It's ok. It was the thought of eugenics that got to you.

And it won't happen again. *hawk eyes*

[Big Jim P]

The 18th century English poet Alexander Pope wisecracked once: "A little learning is a dangerous thing."

This vaccines-cause-autism bullshit is a perfect example of morons vaguely hearing something vague about a fact that somebody heard something about somewhere once, maybe.

Here's the story: Once upon a time -- I mean like in the 1950s -- SOME vaccines had a preservative added to them that was mildly toxic and which SOME studies SUGGESTED MIGHT be connected SOMEHOW to autism.

So labs stopped using those preservatives.

So, for decades, no vaccine has had any ingredients that could in any way contribute to autism.

But Jenny McCarthy doesn't know that. Why? Because she's stupid. Like a depressing number of others.

*Looks for the gene pool's chlorine tablets*

Ha! You laughed!

*takes off a point*

Only so much time is left for you, my friend.

I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. It won't happen again.

*Returns to his normal, grim, humorless self.*

It's ok. It was the thought of eugenics that got to you.

I fully support the idea of eugenics.

[Takaram]

It's ok. It was the thought of eugenics that got to you.

I fully support the idea of eugenics.

As do I actually, but only around certain aspects. Not appearances, but to actually better the human genome. One of the few instances where I actually think the Nazi's may have been on to something.

[UnhealthyTruthseeker]

Glad to see I'm not the only one here that watches TheAmazingAtheist. By the way, did you know he now has a program on That Guy With the Glasses under the name "Distressed Watcher?"

[Niicha]

Oh God! The quote pyramids! MY EYES!!

[Niicha]

Glad to see I'm not the only one here that watches TheAmazingAtheist. By the way, did you know he now has a program on That Guy With the Glasses under the name "Distressed Watcher?"

I did not know that. I will make a tab searching for that relevant information.