What kind of socialism are you?

[Ski Apache Nation]

Presuming socialist, what type are you? Do you have free-market zones?"; is your government regulation limited only to certain industries?; do you have a thriving, yet regulated private enterprise sector?
What are your perspectives on healthcare, welfare, and foreign trade?

[Utopia FTW]

I'm just a social drinker, does that count?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I believe in free and universal healthcare, which Fox tells me is socialist.

[Alyakia]

I believe in free and universal healthcare, which Fox tells me is socialist.

BUT IT'S NOT FREE YOU PAY FOR IT WITH YOUR TAXES (STEALING)

i just thought i'd be nice and completely miss the point preemptively so someone else doesn't have to do it later like some sort of really stupid robot and make me angry

[New Rogernomics]

I believe in free and universal healthcare, which Fox tells me is socialist.

Which must be true as Fox is fair and balanced. Hold on these scales seem broken, Ann Coulter weighs 300 pounds.

[Mavorpen]

The kind Jesus was.

[Silver Luna Enchantment]

The kind that believes socialism and capitalism can co-exist

[Voldasdt]

Closest type would be national socialism 10 points to anyon who knows what it is befor searching it.

[Novaya Tselinoyarsk]

The kind Jesus was.

Everyone knows Jesus was a Capitalist. He exploited the weak for his own gain, and thought the rich were great. That guy, over there, on the corner with the tin-foil hat told me so. I mean, come on, what's left of his suit is still there; Obviously he's important.

[Mavorpen]

The kind Jesus was.

Everyone knows Jesus was a Capitalist. He exploited the weak for his own gain, and thought the rich were great. That guy, over there, on the corner with the tin-foil hat told me so. I mean, come on, what's left of his suit is still there; Obviously he's important.

Tin foil? What a loser, everyone knows that boots are the new tinfoil hats.

[Alyakia]

Closest type would be national socialism 10 points to anyon who knows what it is befor searching it.

fuck

i don't think anyone has ever heard of national socialism before

i don't want to lie i admit i had to google it

do i get negative points or just 0 points and the electronic walk of shame?

[New Rogernomics]

Closest type would be national socialism 10 points to anyon who knows what it is befor searching it.

fuck

i don't think anyone has ever heard of national socialism before

i don't want to lie i admit i had to google it

do i get negative points or just 0 points and the electronic walk of shame?

All three, but technically you could just ignore it. Nazi's have terrible fashion sense, and Hitler was asexual.

[Voldasdt]

Closest type would be national socialism 10 points to anyon who knows what it is befor searching it.

fuck

i don't think anyone has ever heard of national socialism before

i don't want to lie i admit i had to google it

do i get negative points or just 0 points and the electronic walk of shame?

I do admit that made me laugh just don't spoil it for others by posting it ok?

[Radiatia]

I'm a Third-Way Socialist.

Which isn't socialist at all. It's another name for "Centrist".

[Novaya Tselinoyarsk]

Everyone knows Jesus was a Capitalist. He exploited the weak for his own gain, and thought the rich were great. That guy, over there, on the corner with the tin-foil hat told me so. I mean, come on, what's left of his suit is still there; Obviously he's important.

Tin foil? What a loser, everyone knows that boots are the new tinfoil hats.

He's got a boot under the tinfoil young jedi.

[Ragnarsdomr]

Closest type would be national socialism 10 points to anyon who knows what it is befor searching it.

Are these 'points' worth anything, sir? Can I feed them to my cat? With them could I poison a rat? Do they wash, scour, and clean? Or do they simply sit in my garbage doing not a damn theeng?

[Tovaslavia]

I am a socialist who does not like the materialist values promoted by capitalism. I think the workers are severely underpaid and oppressed by the government. II hope someday we have a world where the workers labor for themselves and the society, not for their boss or corporation

[Mavorpen]

Closest type would be national socialism 10 points to anyon who knows what it is befor searching it.

Are these 'points' worth anything, sir? Can I feed them to my cat? With them could I poison a rat? Do they wash, scour, and clean? Or do they simply sit in my garbage doing not a damn theeng?

You can redeem them for a token that prevents you from contracting HIV. Go wild.

[DizKneeLandRand]

Democratic/Green/Libertarian with slight anarchist & communist tendencies.

[Fedeledland]

Social Democrat/Social Liberal if that counts (because of the leftism, probably doesn't count anyways)

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

I am an economic socialist. I belive in taxing the wealthy and universal health care, although i am socially conservative.

[Voldasdt]

Closest type would be national socialism 10 points to anyon who knows what it is befor searching it.

Are these 'points' worth anything, sir? Can I feed them to my cat? With them could I poison a rat? Do they wash, scour, and clean? Or do they simply sit in my garbage doing not a damn theeng?

Well its not like they do anything but they don't have to, havent you heard pointless points are the new in thing to get?

[Sauritican]

The kind that believes socialism and capitalism can co-exist

^this

[Ragnarsdomr]

You can redeem them for a token that prevents you from contracting HIV. Go wild.

So... if I learn and then forget and then relearn what national socialism is without using google... I can save the lives of millions? and finally get laid!

Who knew Hitler SOME GUY could be so redeeming to society despite himself?

[Voldasdt]

I'm a Third-Way Socialist.

Which isn't socialist at all. It's another name for "Centrist".

by Third way do you mean third position?