What do you look like?

[The Blaatschapen]

She is a 4-year old mare.

Aw, i like horses. My sister used to ride them, but then she got pregnant. But since she delivered her baby she can ride them now, and take me to watch and feed them

Ah yes, riding horses can get you pregnant.

Remember kids, always ride a horse safely, so with a saddle.

[Farnhamia]

Heh. No riding these little guys.
I will say this, though. They're serious chick magnets.

Damn right they are. Darn it, and all i have are two cats.

The trouble with cats is, you have to get the chick into your place before they can take effect.

[The Blaatschapen]

Aw, i like horses. My sister used to ride them, but then she got pregnant. But since she delivered her baby she can ride them now, and take me to watch and feed them

Heh. No riding these little guys.
I will say this, though. They're serious chick magnets.

Pussy attracts pussy.

[The Blaatschapen]

Damn right they are. Darn it, and all i have are two cats.

The trouble with cats is, you have to get the chick into your place before they can take effect.

You can always use it as a pickup line: "Do you want to see my cat"?

[Kleomentia]

The trouble with cats is, you have to get the chick into your place before they can take effect.

You can always use it as a pickup line: "Do you want to see my cat"?

Yeah, i'm sure after a hundred tries someone will come in.

[Republic of Tropical Partiers]

Well, if you read "homo" as "human" (ala homo sapiens), take a look at her and realize she is hot enough to turns on both genders, then the name become logical.

Haha, thanks duder.

Agreed with Big Jim.

[Homosexy]

Haha, thanks duder.

Agreed with Big Jim.

Thanks lovely.
You're friggin beautiful, by the way.

[Republic of Tropical Partiers]

Agreed with Big Jim.

Thanks lovely.
You're friggin beautiful, by the way.

Thank you, you to! I validate his theory.

[Lackadaisical2]

@Females of the thread

Must resist urge to perv... FBI is already on my tail for the last time I responded to one of these.

(Image)

Clearly epic.

Fear me!

We already feared you, Saur.

[Republic of Tropical Partiers]

@Females of the thread

Must resist urge to perv... FBI is already on my tail for the last time I responded to one of these.

(Image)

Clearly epic.

Fear me!

We already feared you, Saur.

Thanks... I think?

[Homosexy]

@Females of the thread

Must resist urge to perv... FBI is already on my tail for the last time I responded to one of these.

Thank... you... yes.

[Farnhamia]

You can always use it as a pickup line: "Do you want to see my cat"?

Yeah, i'm sure after a hundred tries someone will come in.

And that's the problem. Still, if one phrases the question properly, for instance, "Would you like to see my pussy?"

[The Blaatschapen]

Yeah, i'm sure after a hundred tries someone will come in.

And that's the problem. Still, if one phrases the question properly, for instance, "Would you like to see my pussy?"

It depends on who's asking

[Samuraikoku]

And that's the problem. Still, if one phrases the question properly, for instance, "Would you like to see my pussy?"

It depends on who's asking

I'm not sure how I would answer to that...

[Farnhamia]

And that's the problem. Still, if one phrases the question properly, for instance, "Would you like to see my pussy?"

It depends on who's asking

You think so?

[Kleomentia]

It depends on who's asking

I'm not sure how I would answer to that...

Me neither, my first reaction would probably be this:

[Lackadaisical2]

@Females of the thread

Must resist urge to perv... FBI is already on my tail for the last time I responded to one of these.


Clearly epic.


We already feared you, Saur.

Thanks... I think?

You are of course welcome.

@Females of the thread

Must resist urge to perv... FBI is already on my tail for the last time I responded to one of these.

Thank... you... yes.

[The Blaatschapen]

It depends on who's asking

You think so?

Yes

[Homosexy]

Yeah, i'm sure after a hundred tries someone will come in.

And that's the problem. Still, if one phrases the question properly, for instance, "Would you like to see my pussy?"

Honestly, though, I can't imagine ever saying that phrase to anyone. Even if I know them, even if I'm married to them. I still wouldn't say that. Sounds trashy.
And if someone said that or anything like that to me, I'd be totally turned off.

[Samuraikoku]

Me neither, my first reaction would probably be this:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3tz9UbBX1qldlyho1_400.png

Here's mine.

[Kleomentia]

Me neither, my first reaction would probably be this:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3tz9UbBX1qldlyho1_400.png

Here's mine.

Yup

[Kleomentia]

And that's the problem. Still, if one phrases the question properly, for instance, "Would you like to see my pussy?"

Honestly, though, I can't imagine ever saying that phrase to anyone. Even if I know them, even if I'm married to them. I still wouldn't say that. Sounds trashy.
And if someone said that or anything like that to me, I'd be totally turned off.

You don't say

[Allied States of Demokratia]

Have a nose, two ears, two glorious eyes etc.

Use your imagination

[Unilisia]

Here's a picture of me being lonely

(Image)

dat mega mouth ;3

[Serrland]

The trouble with cats is, you have to get the chick into your place before they can take effect.

You can always use it as a pickup line: "Do you want to see my cat"?

Or rather:

"Do you want to see my cat? I found her a poor, abandoned, orphaned kitten in the middle of the interstate. I stopped traffic and ran out to rescue her, seconds before a semi barreled over the pavement where she would have been."