It was a cockatoo and an asshole.
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by Cannot think of a name » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:49 am
by Knask » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:29 am
Cannot think of a name wrote:So, the compromise between my ego and the part of me that hates my ego, plus to remain relivent-ish in a thread with a bunch of pictures of youngins, I decided to actually participate briefly, while no one is looking, but with a picture from my youth where I was being really, really dorky. I'd make jokes about my virginity, but as it turns out, I had a fairly hot if completely nuts girlfriend at the time. The chick in the photo, she ain't it. I'm the pirate ninja club kid asshole in the middle there.(Image)
I'm not yet 20 in that photo (and as hard as it will be to believe, that goatee that now garnishes the faces of Clydes everywhere was unusual at the time), now take a gander at that hairline. That shit started happening before I graduated High School. My hair might have been punishing me for my hairstyle choices.
I don't look like that now, now I look like Dyakovo.
by Eslovakia » Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:49 pm
Birkaine wrote:Idiots who are not only aware of their idiocy but hell bent on keeping it regardless of how much disruption they cause deserve to eat a dick
Birkaine wrote:How about we have a thread that's just about some guy getting a back alley handjob from a New Delhi whore but we write it in such technical and obtuse language that the mods won't notice? First one to get banned loses.
Birkaine wrote:Are you seriously trying to turn this into a conversation on whether or not you're a human?
2QTBSTR8 ~ oHai thar! ~ I'm Bisexual, for LGBT rights and this is how I live my life regardless of other peoples opinions.
If you support LGBT rights, feel free to add this to your signature ~~~ヾ(^∇^)
by Buffett and Colbert » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:05 pm
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.
by Cill Airne » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:19 pm
by Nadkor » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:27 pm
by Lackadaisical Hopes » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:38 pm
Lackadaisical2 wrote: Mm, now I miss Chat, she is a bundle of fun wrapped in sexy.
Grenartia wrote:I swear, if I'm the God of Kinky, then you're the Goddess.
New England and The Maritimes wrote:Joshy was right about Chatty. You can't help but feel naughty when you're caught in her sexy tractor beam. :lol:
Big Jim P wrote:Nana is my mother, Chat is my daughter, and Roan is my very surprised wife.
New Maldorainia wrote:I shall name you Daisy.
by The Republic of Lanos » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:40 pm
by The Black Forrest » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:40 pm
by Nadkor » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:48 pm
Lackadaisical Hopes wrote:I'm wearing the same colour nail polish.
The Republic of Lanos wrote:You look kinda like Kate Middleton...
The Black Forrest wrote:Too much clothing
by Socialist States Owen » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:49 pm
by No endorse » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:52 pm
OMGeverynameistaken wrote:We had better trolls back in the day. None of this "I DEKLARZ WUR" stuff. Our trolls could troll you with a fifteen page (in MSword) document. And you couldn't fault their spelling because in-browser spellcheck didn't exist back then.
by Meryuma » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:00 pm
Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.
Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."
Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.
Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.
Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...
*puts on sunglasses*
blow out of proportions."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Milks Empire » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:02 pm
by Buffett and Colbert » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:03 pm
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.
by Nadkor » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:03 pm
by Meryuma » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:03 pm
Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.
Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."
Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.
Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.
Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...
*puts on sunglasses*
blow out of proportions."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:09 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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