Gay Militia refuses duty, should be disbanded

[Sgt Toomey]

That sounds similar to when you said we should go to that black nightclub in Houston because America was about equality now and we'd therefore have an equal chance of getting laid, except we didn't get laid, we had the shit kicked out of us at the door when you told the bouncer 'yo nigga, let us in cos we be lookin' to mack on some nappy-headed ho's',

They stole my credit card, what was on the charges, a fucking HD Flat-Screen TV and a bucket of fried chicken,

Look, how was I supposed to know the "Official Limp Bizkit Black-to-White Phrasebook" wasn't a good choice? They have a "z" in their name.

I told you to sag your pants down more. It wasn't my fault you were wearing "The South Shall Rise Again" underpants.

[Sgt Toomey]

The OP is a satirical genius. You have my cookie good sir or madam

As long as you know your cookie will be divided up, based on the merit system, to the brave men and one woman of the Eagles Of Christ Nevada State Unorganized Militia And Mobile Carwash LLC.

[Sitspot]

Look, we took a vote, and it is what it is. I wanted Thai food.

We have a Socialist for President, its a state of national emergency, we don't have time to solicit fifteen different countries because everybody wants something different.
.

So the nig colored militias git to eat fried chicken on that rabbit's credit card, but me and the boys has to chow on sweet and sour poodle? Can't Billy Bob do something with the bisquix and some sausage - we'll bring grits!

[Wilgrove]

I wonder if Militias know how to do Guerilla style combat, and if so, can they teach it to our National Military? At least get them to read "Sun Tzu's Art of War".

[Barringtonia]

Look, we took a vote, and it is what it is. I wanted Thai food.

We have a Socialist for President, its a state of national emergency, we don't have time to solicit fifteen different countries because everybody wants something different.
.

So the nig colored militias git to eat fried chicken on that rabbit's credit card, but me and the boys has to chow on sweet and sour poodle? Can't Billy Bob do something with the bisquix and some sausage - we'll bring grits!

For the last time, no one gets to eat fried chicken, Kung Pao Chicken or any goddamn chicken on my credit card,

In retrospect, tattooing my PIN on my forehead was a mistake,

[Sitspot]

I wonder if Militias know how to do Guerilla style combat, and if so, can they teach it to our National Military? At least get them to read "Sun Tzu's Art of War".

Isn't it enough we have to eat his chicken without reading his book! besides which Trey is on furlow with hemmoroids right now - so no-one in my squad will be doin no readin

[Wilgrove]

Well my squad will be, and we'll be better at Guerilla combat than your squad!

PAGAN FRONT REPRESENT!

[Sgt Toomey]

So the nig colored militias git to eat fried chicken on that rabbit's credit card, but me and the boys has to chow on sweet and sour poodle? Can't Billy Bob do something with the bisquix and some sausage - we'll bring grits!

The blacks already brought the grits. I'm telling you, they integrate seamlessly. They even like to hump our sisters the same way we do.

[Barringtonia]

Well my squad will be, and we'll be better at Guerilla combat than your squad!

PAGAN FRONT REPRESENT!

Goddamn pagan hippie, first against the wall,

[Wilgrove]

So the nig colored militias git to eat fried chicken on that rabbit's credit card, but me and the boys has to chow on sweet and sour poodle? Can't Billy Bob do something with the bisquix and some sausage - we'll bring grits!

The blacks already brought the grits. I'm telling you, they integrate seamlessly. They even like to hump our sisters the same way we do.

Do they also like to kidnap rafters off the river and make them squeal like a pig?

[Wilgrove]

Well my squad will be, and we'll be better at Guerilla combat than your squad!

PAGAN FRONT REPRESENT!

Goddamn pagan hippie, first against the wall,

You'll have to get us off our flying brooms first!

By flying brooms, I mean Utra-lights.

[Sitspot]

Well my squad will be, and we'll be better at Guerilla combat than your squad!

PAGAN FRONT REPRESENT!

I know hes black an from Kenya but he only looks like a gurilla - hes a communerst which is a kinda of a man - though not much of one in my book!

[Sgt Toomey]

I wonder if Militias know how to do Guerilla style combat, and if so, can they teach it to our National Military? At least get them to read "Sun Tzu's Art of War".

We've already distributed the book list for "Pretentious and Predictable Literary References People Make When They Want to Pose as Experts on Warfare", including Sun Tzu, Marcus Aurelius, Miyamoto Musashi, and Ann Coulter.

[Sgt Toomey]

I wonder if Militias know how to do Guerilla style combat, and if so, can they teach it to our National Military? At least get them to read "Sun Tzu's Art of War".

Isn't it enough we have to eat his chicken without reading his book! besides which Trey is on furlow with hemmoroids right now - so no-one in my squad will be doin no readin

Jesus, we talked about this. Every militia fire team must have at least one literate person, for reading the Turner Diaries and the words to the right of Glenn Beck's head.

Freedom isn't free. The infected blood vessels on Trey's ass need to start doing their part.

[Wilgrove]

I wonder if Militias know how to do Guerilla style combat, and if so, can they teach it to our National Military? At least get them to read "Sun Tzu's Art of War".

We've already distributed the book list for "Pretentious and Predictable Literary References People Make When They Want to Pose as Experts on Warfare", including Sun Tzu, Marcus Aurelius, Miyamoto Musashi, and Ann Coulter.

Fine, get killed, or, captured and then be part of a human pyramid.

[Sgt Toomey]

Well my squad will be, and we'll be better at Guerilla combat than your squad!

PAGAN FRONT REPRESENT!

I know hes black an from Kenya but he only looks like a gurilla - hes a communerst which is a kinda of a man - though not much of one in my book!

Dammit, get Trey to read you the memo. We don't hate Obama because he's black.

We hate him because he's a socialist communist dictator who is nationalizing the entire economy, euthanizing old people, aborting babies, taking over Chevy, supporting child prostitution through ACORN, and violating the most important political principle, that A=A.

Come to think of it, it would make more sense to hate him for being black. At least its half true...

[Sitspot]

, including Sun Tzu, Marcus Aurelius, Miyamoto Musashi, and Ann Coulter.

Fergit Ann Coulter, Trey met her at a truck stop. Thats how he got his hemmoroids, (Well he sez their hemmeroids) Trey also sez Abama is a communerst not a socialerst - are we fightin the same guy?

[Sgt Toomey]

, including Sun Tzu, Marcus Aurelius, Miyamoto Musashi, and Ann Coulter.

Fergit Ann Coulter, Trey met her at a truck stop. Thats how he got his hemmoroids, (Well he sez their hemmeroids) Trey also sez Abama is a communerst not a socialerst - are we fightin the same guy?

Is he sure it was really Ann Coulter? She's not a hard drag act to pull off, to be honest.

I'm pretty sure a socialist is just a communist on the way to becoming a socialist with the ultimate goal of communism.

Its gotta be the same guy. Just look for the guy who looks like Will Smith morphed with the guy from Mad Magazine and aged ten years.

[Californian Mod Haters]

This needs to be locked

[Sitspot]

I got bad news Sarge. Ma sez we done our bit when we sent the nig comm Presidunt all our tea bags. She says that wuz a shit idea anyhow and we've had to drink hawyan punch instead of sweet tea for the last munth. Bottom line is she won't let us have the truck and shes hintin heavy that we all need to git welfa work. Me and the boys won't be able to make it - mebbe you should try the gay guys again. America salutes you and your men!

[Sgt Toomey]

This needs to be locked

What have you got against the Constitution and/or gay people?

[Delator]

The constitution is not a joke. Freedom isn't free.

If you are a healthy adult American male between 18 and 45, find your nearest militia and join. Buy a gun first.

If you have a girlfriend, bring her and her friends. Seriously, dude, its a sausage fest in here

Dude, I'm at work, don't make me laugh so fucking hard.

[Sgt Toomey]

The constitution is not a joke. Freedom isn't free.

If you are a healthy adult American male between 18 and 45, find your nearest militia and join. Buy a gun first.

If you have a girlfriend, bring her and her friends. Seriously, dude, its a sausage fest in here

Dude, I'm at work, don't make me laugh so fucking hard.

Sorry, most militia members are unemployed, so we can sometimes be insensitive to that kind of thing.

When you want to stifle your laughter, just remember that Obama is turning our country into a socialist catastrophe.

Or sad puppies. Think of sad puppies.

[Triblios]

We socialists will bury you....after you die,of course.

[RightWingChristians]

I say you lower the age limit.

Heck, even 17 year olds can join the Military.

Might as well drop it to 15 or so. Brown Besses are already being passed out in my neighborhood.