As those of you who are politically aware Americans already know, in response to Obama's institution of Communism is the United States, the militias have been called to active duty to resist socialist tyranny.
Those of us involved in the co-odrination of the rightfully armed citizenry have been working night and day to alert and summon militias from all over the country. So far, the response has been over whelming, our ranks swelling with ex-military, law enforcement, mall security, Halo3 gamers, guys who were almost in the military, socially awkward crossbow owners, and anti-abortion activists who have never had sex.
As many of you also know, the Militias have, in accordance with the Constitution, let the blacks in. Turns out, they're citizens, they can shoot, they drink, they hate black people, and so basically, they're just like us. Even some of the regimental commanders are now black guys.
So, we figured the next step was to let in the gays. Looking into it, we found out there is already a gay militia (www.gay-militia.org). So, we contacted them and let them know where the next weapons-drill-slash-weird-guys-hanging-around-pretending-to-be-freedom-fighters meeting was.
We did our part, we invited them. We even told them that most of us are latent gays and in all likelihood there would be quite a bit of after hours choco-starfish rosebud rooting. I mean, what the hell is more phallic than a pump action shotgun in the hands of a man who lives in the woods and cuts wood with no shirt on?
No response.
The gay militia has refused its constitutional duty, and should be disbanded.
Perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen on NSG. I hope your not serious...
