I need a Good Break-up Letter

[Hahklallah]

Dear [Jessica/Jackie/Donna/Laurie] Please circle what you find appropriate,
I am afraid to say that this isn't working out between us. I hope you find some one who [Hates/Loves you] like I did.
I also hope that you don't hate me but we [can/can't be friends]. I hope that you don't [hate me/Kill yourself], and I hope that you do good in life. The real reason I m breaking up with you is that [I have AIDS and don't want to share/Your ugly as hell/I hate you] So [Stay in school/Get a life/Don't smoke/don't drink].
[Never Again yours/Love(d)/Signed],
John Doe

[Tsa-la-gi Nation]

Dear [Insert Lovers Name Here],
I am afraid to say that this isn't working out between us. I hope you find some one who [Has as much love for you as I did/Loves you].
I also hope that you don't hate me but we [can/can't be friends]. I hope that you don't [hate me/Kill yourself], and i hope that you do good in life. So [Stay in school/Get a life/Don't smoke/don't drink].
[Never Again yours/Love(d)/Signed],
[Insert your name here]

(You could choose any of these have fun....hope this is what you need

I love this, but I think he should give this letter just as it is & let her circle the best choices!

[Papayania]

You don't even have to break up with her! Just send her on an errand to deliver a letter to the King of England, and in the letter, tell the king to have Hamlet killed (I hope her name is "Hamlet.") It will work better if you send your friends, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, along for the ride, to keep an eye on her.

[New Kereptica]

You don't even have to break up with her! Just send her on an errand to deliver a letter to the King of England, and in the letter, tell the king to have Hamlet killed (I hope her name is "Hamlet.") It will work better if you send your friends, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, along for the ride, to keep an eye on her.

But Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead!

[Wilgrove]

You know, I want to see someone do an mad Lib break up letter. *laughs*

I'm just thinking about it.

[Hairless Kitten II]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

Dear Lady X,

I fucked your best friend.

Bye bye,

your name.

[Hamilay]

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

Here you go.

[Sarkhaan]

girl im sorry but i'm leaving.
we're both at fault, we're both to blame.
and it wasn't the other men cause there were other women.
this just isn't love, it's just the remorse of a loss, of a feeling.
even if i stayed it just wouldn't be the same.

double this drink up into the, tallest glass you got.
you know i aint used to sleeping all, alone.
gonna make it to the moon tonight on a 1 way kamikaze flight.
if i could get so high i'll leave behind my problems,
take em out with the empty bottles.

oh girl sorry but i'm leaving.
we're both at fault, we're both to blame.
and it wasn't the other men cause there were other women.
this just isn't love it's just the remorse of a loss of a feeling
even if i stayed it just wouldn't be the same.

me & this guitar are going swinging blind into the unknown.
you know a song & a stage is all i ever needed of a home.
someday i, will call from a payphone in a truckstop on the road
& you'll tell me how much better off you've been on your own.

oh girl sorry but i'm leaving.
we're both at fault, we're both to blame.
and it wasn't the other men cause there were other women.
this just isn't love it's just the remorse of a loss of a feeling
even if i stayed it just wouldn't be the same.


Or you could grow a pair, go up to her and say "listen, this isn't working. Sorry." Given that this is likely high school, I presume she'll rebound in about 36 hours.

[Wilgrove]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

Dear Lady X,

I fucked your best friend.

Bye bye,

your name.

Are you trying to get him killed?!

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned!

[Delator]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

Do it in person...a letter will simply give her reason to spread lies about you.

...of course, she might do that anyways, but at least if you do it in person you can live with the knowledge that you took the high road.