I need a Good Break-up Letter

by **Christmahanikwanzikah** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:23 pm

Otagia wrote:
Nogolieaha wrote:lol im not gay. her name is Lauren

Use the following:

Dear Cindy,
I'm breaking up with you. I can't sneak behind Maureen's back any longer. I'm terribly sorry.

Yours forever,
[Insert Name Here]

Make sure to include a return address so she knows for sure it's from you. For extra fun, actually know people named Maureen and Cindy.

I remember hearing a good way to respond to one of these.

Get all the pictures of all opposite-sex people from your friends as you can (basically, ones they can live without) and then send a letter back with all of the pictures included saying "I'm sorry, I can't remember you... Could you pick your picture out from these?"

by **Ghost of Ayn Rand** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:25 pm

As the ghost of both a writer and an ugly woman, I feel I must contribute:

Dear Insert Name,

Our love, though ephemeral, was profound and piercing. You have cut new channels in my heart, bringing the waters of my spirit to a depth I could not have imagined before I met you. Though short, it was the crescendo of this time in my life, an apex of affection and intimacy, and I will take no step in this world without being grateful that our paths crossed. I will always love you.

But you give bad head.

Don't call me anymore,

Insert Your name

by **Smunkeeville** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:27 pm

Dear dear.

I hate you. Please don't kill yourself, I would hate the inconvenience of attending your funeral. I found someone more interesting. I hope you can find someone stupid enough to not hate you.

Love,
love.

by **Galloism** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:28 pm

Ghost of Ayn Rand wrote:As the ghost of both a writer and an ugly woman, I feel I must contribute:

Dear Insert Name,

Our love, though ephemeral, was profound and piercing. You have cut new channels in my heart, bringing the waters of my spirit to a depth I could not have imagined before I met you. Though short, it was the crescendo of this time in my life, an apex of affection and intimacy, and I will take no step in this world without being grateful that our paths crossed. I will always love you.

But you give bad head.

Don't call me anymore,

Insert Your name

Galloism approves this letter.

by **City of Norfolk** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:33 pm

Kryozerkia wrote:Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my speciality. "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you." ~ Homer Simpson

by **Ghost of Ayn Rand** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:34 pm

Smunkeeville wrote:Dear dear.

I hate you. Please don't kill yourself, I would hate the inconvenience of attending your funeral. I found someone more interesting. I hope you can find someone stupid enough to not hate you.

Love,
love.

Sincere, loving, a little stiff, yet effective.

Like a finger up the cornhole at champagne time.

by **Ghost of Ayn Rand** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:35 pm

Galloism wrote:
Ghost of Ayn Rand wrote:As the ghost of both a writer and an ugly woman, I feel I must contribute:

Dear Insert Name,

Our love, though ephemeral, was profound and piercing. You have cut new channels in my heart, bringing the waters of my spirit to a depth I could not have imagined before I met you. Though short, it was the crescendo of this time in my life, an apex of affection and intimacy, and I will take no step in this world without being grateful that our paths crossed. I will always love you.

But you give bad head.

Don't call me anymore,

Insert Your name

Galloism approves this letter.

Thanks, friend. Clearly, you've done well by familiarzing yourself with the works of Ayn Rand.

by **Galloism** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:36 pm

I feel I must now quote from my Bible, otherwise known as XKCD:

EDIT:

And an honorable mention:

by **Ghost of Ayn Rand** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:37 pm

Galloism wrote:I feel I must now quote from my Bible, otherwise known as XKCD:

EDIT:

And an honorable mention:

Heehee... I love that site.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:40 pm

Mehh, the drawing is crappy

by **Jhahannam** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:41 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:Mehh, the drawing is crappy

I find that to be part of the charm.

by **LOLBBQCAKES** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:44 pm

Blouman Empire wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:Can't you um.... tell her in person? (or if it's a very long distance relationship, over the phone). Doing it in a passive way with a letter looks to me as trying to avoid conflict, but in my opinion you have to step up and tell her in a direct manner.

The true way to break up with someone is to do it over Facebook just simply change your relationship status they will know next time they log in.

very true.

by **Havensky** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:49 pm

There is no such thing as a good break up letter. Do it in person.

by **Applesauce19** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:50 pm

Nogolieaha wrote:Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

All the people with boyfriends please raise your hands...NOT SO FAST LAUREN!!

by **KaIashnikov** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:50 pm

viewtopic.php?f=25&t=16854

by **The Blaatschapen** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:52 pm

KaIashnikov wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=16854

I guess that thread was locked for a reason...

by **Tsa-la-gi Nation** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:21 pm

How about....I can't see you anymore, I have aids. :eek:

by **Jeuna** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:21 pm

Dear Whore,

You a ho.

Bitch please,
Your name here

by **New Manvir** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:54 pm

Kryozerkia wrote:Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my speciality. "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you." ~ Homer Simpson

Three simple words: I. Am. Gay.

by **Parthenon** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:14 pm

Man the fuck up and tell her in person.

by **Wilgrove** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:15 pm

Parthenon wrote:Man the fuck up and tell her in person.

^^ This, if you don't tell her in person, then you might as well turn in your man card, and get a sex change operation.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:37 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Parthenon wrote:Man the fuck up and tell her in person.

^^ This, if you don't tell her in person, then you might as well turn in your man card, and get a sex change operation.

Because females are obviously the kind of people that cannot tell a person in person that it is over?

by **Parthenon** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:38 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Parthenon wrote:Man the fuck up and tell her in person.

^^ This, if you don't tell her in person, then you might as well turn in your man card, and get a sex change operation.

Because females are obviously the kind of people that cannot tell a person in person that it is over?

Sounds like you have some repressed feeling there champ.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:42 pm

Nah, not really, I was more referring to his remark which is kinda sexist.

by **Vietnam Empire** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:53 pm

Do it in person, be a man,

if you don't do it in person, it shows your not a man enough to face her and say it to her.

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Because both of you are going to met each other again at some point (maybe at the mall or school or somewhere), and she is going to talk bad on you (and your new gf (if she is around and if you have one) and say how you are not a man enough to say in person.
Now do you want that to happen?

She cannot hurt you or harass you, because there are laws that can be use against her. Such as "restraining order" or "anti-harassment order"

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