I need a Good Break-up Letter

[The Blaatschapen]

Can't you um.... tell her in person? (or if it's a very long distance relationship, over the phone). Doing it in a passive way with a letter looks to me as trying to avoid conflict, but in my opinion you have to step up and tell her in a direct manner.

Yeah, this.

At least be classy enough to say "Hey, look, this just isn't working out" to her face...

Exactly, only if you're in a long distance relationship and travelling there would cost too much money (booking a flight or so) then you can use the phone. Oherwise, tell it to her face.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Can't you um.... tell her in person? (or if it's a very long distance relationship, over the phone). Doing it in a passive way with a letter looks to me as trying to avoid conflict, but in my opinion you have to step up and tell her in a direct manner.

Yeah, this.

At least be classy enough to say "Hey, look, this just isn't working out" to her face...

Exactly, only if you're in a long distance relationship and travelling there would cost too much money (booking a flight or so) then you can use the phone. Oherwise, tell it to her face.

Even if it's long distance, I'd use a phone call instead of a long series of emails or texts...

Because I am not doing it just for myself, but for the reputation of Classy Dudes everywhere!

[Pevisopolis]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

My girlfriend broke up with me just a few days ago. Not even directly, she got one of her friends to do it. And yes, I have talked to her about it afterward.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR VAGINA STANK

^just write that on a post it

I have ned used this before but I must now

"Suddenly, my house doesn't smell like a fish store in Seattle. Yay!"

[Buffett and Colbert]

Dear Fulana,

I'm gay.

[Wilgrove]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

Grow a pair and break up with her in person. You owe her at least that much.

[Kryozerkia]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

Grow a pair and break up with her in person. You owe her at least that much.

Precisely. Save the internet for the petty revenge and backstabbing. So much quicker and convenient.

[The Blaatschapen]

Can't you um.... tell her in person? (or if it's a very long distance relationship, over the phone). Doing it in a passive way with a letter looks to me as trying to avoid conflict, but in my opinion you have to step up and tell her in a direct manner.

Yeah, this.

At least be classy enough to say "Hey, look, this just isn't working out" to her face...

Exactly, only if you're in a long distance relationship and travelling there would cost too much money (booking a flight or so) then you can use the phone. Oherwise, tell it to her face.

Even if it's long distance, I'd use a phone call instead of a long series of emails or texts...

Because I am not doing it just for myself, but for the reputation of Classy Dudes everywhere!

With using the phone I meant calling ofcourse, sorry for not being clear on that one *damn you multifunctionable phones*

[Rhodmhire]

Dear girl,

We iz dun.

-Luv meh.

P.S. Lol.

[The Blaatschapen]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

My girlfriend broke up with me just a few days ago. Not even directly, she got one of her friends to do it. And yes, I have talked to her about it afterward.

What did you say? Because breaking up via proxy is even lamer than breaking up by letter in my opinion.

[The Blaatschapen]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

Grow a pair and break up with her in person. You owe her at least that much.

Precisely. Save the internet for the petty revenge and backstabbing. So much quicker and convenient.

I would, but it would probably be moved to Forum 7 for being 'too bloggy'

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

Grow a pair and break up with her in person. You owe her at least that much.

Precisely. Save the internet for the petty revenge and backstabbing. So much quicker and convenient.

Never before did defriending a person become so fun. It's like crossing someone off your personal phone book, but they know about it.

[Pevisopolis]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

My girlfriend broke up with me just a few days ago. Not even directly, she got one of her friends to do it. And yes, I have talked to her about it afterward.

What did you say? Because breaking up via proxy is even lamer than breaking up by letter in my opinion.

After her friend called me, I texted her about it (We live a 45 minute drive away, have mercy), and we kinda discussed it. She was saying she regretted dating someone in the "Group" of one of my friends (Fucking long story, I don't want NSG to undergo the torture of it)

Honestly, I think she just lost interest. We were dating for about 3 weeks, and we only saw each other 3 times in that period (once again, she lives on a farm. A FARM.)

[Wilgrove]

I would, but it would probably be moved to Forum 7 for being 'too bloggy'

Hey, Forum 7 is where all the cool kids hang out at. *nods*

[Wilgrove]

Never before did defriending a person become so fun. It's like crossing someone off your personal phone book, but they know about it.

What's fun is when you end a relationship, or a friendship with someone and they decide to take it in public through the comment page on your MySpace or Facebook page.

It's fun because I have dirt on everyone I know, precisely for this reason.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Dude, just be honest. Letters and shit? Nah. Be honest and just have the 'cojones' to break up with her.

[The Blaatschapen]

I would, but it would probably be moved to Forum 7 for being 'too bloggy'

Hey, Forum 7 is where all the cool kids hang out at. *nods*

Ah, they kicked you out?

[Czardas]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

That's easy.

"Dear Ex-Girlfriend, ..."

[Yootopia]

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

"Sorry Love,

I can't in all good faith stay with you due to my AIDS.

Ciao For Now,

x"

[Wilgrove]

Ah, they kicked you out?

Nah, I'm the bouncer.

[Samatolian City-States]

"Hey, we should be friends. By the way, my brother's gay. "

I have received this excuse before. Non-sequitors suck.

[NERVUN]

*Starts the guitar rifs*

"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooo slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
and get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free


In all seriousness, say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but this isn't working out. I'd like to break up. Good luck with finding someone'

[Otagia]

lol im not gay. her name is Lauren

Use the following:

Dear Cindy,
I'm breaking up with you. I can't sneak behind Maureen's back any longer. I'm terribly sorry.

Yours forever,
[Insert Name Here]

Make sure to include a return address so she knows for sure it's from you. For extra fun, actually know people named Maureen and Cindy.

[Sitspot]

Nervun had the same idea and was quicker LOL

[Wilgrove]

*starts playing the piano*

(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.)
What you say?
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.)

Woah Woman, oh woman, don't treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I've ever seen.
I guess if you say so
I have to pack ma things and go. (That's right)

(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.)
What you say?
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.)

well baby, listen baby, don't ya treat me this-a way
Cause I'll be back on my feet some day.
(Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood)
(you ain't got no money you just ain't no good.)
Well, I guess if you say so
I'd have to pack my things and go. (That's right)

(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.)
What you say?
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.)

well!!
(don't you come back no more.)
you must be joking?
(don't you come back no more.)
what you trying to do to me?
(don't you come back no more.)
i came to talk it over
(don't you come back no more.)
i thaught we had a better understanding
(don't you come back no more.)
oh baby dont be so chicken
(don't you come back no more.)
you dont want to see me cry x2
(don't you come back no more.)
oh baby it isnt fair
ooh yeahh

*finish playing piano*