I need a Good Break-up Letter

by **Nogolieaha** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:43 pm

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

by **Blouman Empire** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:44 pm

Dear John,

I'm breaking up with you.

You can collect your stuff from around the back it is in a box with your name on it.

From

Or you could just do it in person.

Why don't you want to do that?

Also I think this is the wrong forum.

by **Pevisopolis** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:46 pm

Nogolieaha wrote:Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

Wrong forum, this belongs in General, maybe F7.

A few days ago, my girlfriend broke up with me. she got one of her friends to call me, apparently.

by **Nogolieaha** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:48 pm

Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

by **Niur** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:48 pm

Plesae leave my house or I will call the cops/ or shoot you. You no longer attract me. Kill yourself I could care less. Good Bye, Ciao, Sayanara, and good riddence.

by **Vlasi** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:49 pm

Nogolieaha wrote:Okay I wanna break up with my girlfriend because feel we have nothing together anymore. So if anyone knows a good letter plzz post it. Very appreaicted.

A.) A good break-up letter should come from you. And...

B.) Do it in person, unless you're not man enough...

by **South Wienda** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:49 pm

Call her and say,
"Hey. Umm, there's this girl... From Estonia... Apparantly my parents arranged for me to get married to her..."
Or,
"Hi. Let's get married. Psyche. I hate you b*tch. Never call me again. We're breaking up and that's final!"

by **Kryozerkia** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:50 pm

Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my speciality. "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you." ~ Homer Simpson

by **Blouman Empire** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:50 pm

Dear John,

I'm breaking up with you.

You can collect your stuff from around the back it is in a box with your name on it.

From

Or you could just do it in person.

Why don't you want to do that?

by **Blouman Empire** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:50 pm

Kryozerkia wrote:Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my speciality. "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you." ~ Homer Simpson

Win!

by **Niur** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:51 pm

Niur wrote:Plesae leave my house or I will call the cops/ or shoot you. You no longer attract me. Kill yourself I could care less. Good Bye, Ciao, Sayanara, and good riddence.

You like?

by **Hydesland** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:51 pm

Blouman Empire wrote:Dear John,

His girlfriend is called John? Is that short for Johnette?

by **The Blaatschapen** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:51 pm

Can't you um.... tell her in person? (or if it's a very long distance relationship, over the phone). Doing it in a passive way with a letter looks to me as trying to avoid conflict, but in my opinion you have to step up and tell her in a direct manner.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:52 pm

Really?

Are you really looking to NSG for a fucking break up letter? REALLY?

I would go on but I don't want to get banned.
Just tell her what you think went wrong, I don't know why it has to be a letter, although some people find it easier to articulate their thoughts that way, clearly thats not the issue here since you just want someone else to write it for you. Man up and do it in person already.

by **New Dracora** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:52 pm

Kryozerkia wrote:Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my speciality. "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you." ~ Homer Simpson

"All it takes are three little words: I am Gay."

by **Blouman Empire** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:52 pm

Hydesland wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:Dear John,

His girlfriend is called John? Is that short for Johnette?

No just John.

by **New Kereptica** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:52 pm

"[/relationship]"

Cliché, I know, but...

by **Christmahanikwanzikah** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:52 pm

Kryozerkia wrote:Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my speciality. "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you." ~ Homer Simpson

Everything I know, I learned from The Simpsons.

>.>

by **Blouman Empire** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:53 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:Can't you um.... tell her in person? (or if it's a very long distance relationship, over the phone). Doing it in a passive way with a letter looks to me as trying to avoid conflict, but in my opinion you have to step up and tell her in a direct manner.

The true way to break up with someone is to do it over Facebook just simply change your relationship status they will know next time they log in.

by **Nogolieaha** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:53 pm

lol im not gay. her name is Lauren

by **Christmahanikwanzikah** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:53 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:Can't you um.... tell her in person? (or if it's a very long distance relationship, over the phone). Doing it in a passive way with a letter looks to me as trying to avoid conflict, but in my opinion you have to step up and tell her in a direct manner.

Yeah, this.

At least be classy enough to say "Hey, look, this just isn't working out" to her face...

by **Macindia** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:54 pm

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR VAGINA STANK

^just write that on a post it

by **Kryozerkia** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:54 pm

New Dracora wrote:
Kryozerkia wrote:Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my speciality. "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you." ~ Homer Simpson

"All it takes are three little words: I am Gay."

Another excellent little nugget of wisdom as well.

by **Christmahanikwanzikah** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:55 pm

Macindia wrote:I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR VAGINA STANK

^just write that on a post it

by **Blouman Empire** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:55 pm

Macindia wrote:I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR VAGINA STANK

^just write that on a post it

I have ned used this before but I must now :rofl: