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Gollum killed by Panamanian teenagers.

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Postby Florexas » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:19 am

The Time has arrived my brothers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Accept our new gollum overlordes or pay the price mwuwhahahahaahaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Postby Dethidia » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:27 am

your psychotic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'll never surrender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eyebrow: :eyebrow: :palm:
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Postby Russenich » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:38 am

If I saw that creature I would be scraed if I saw it runnig at me. think about a Slimy Gollum Like creature rushing at you screaming. I think you would be scared if you were in their shoes.

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Postby Call to power » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:41 am

you' know I can't help but think of the decent

Yootopia wrote:
Shoshogo wrote:As I said about the snake with a leg, it kills me how people's first response to seeing something they've never seen before is to kill it. :palm:

Why? It's an awesome response that has kept us alive for hundreds of thousands of years.

"WOAH SHIT WTF IS THAT"
*kills with fire*
"err it WAS some kind of weirdo ape thing"
"eugh probably for the best we killed it"


I always thought we tried to have sex with everything myself...you first
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Postby HC Eredivisie » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:47 am

Call to power wrote:you' know I can't help but think of the decent

Yootopia wrote:
Shoshogo wrote:As I said about the snake with a leg, it kills me how people's first response to seeing something they've never seen before is to kill it. :palm:

Why? It's an awesome response that has kept us alive for hundreds of thousands of years.

"WOAH SHIT WTF IS THAT"
*kills with fire*
"err it WAS some kind of weirdo ape thing"
"eugh probably for the best we killed it"


I always thought we tried to have sex with everything myself...you first
You can do both, have sex with it and then burn it or burn it and have sex with it.

Quite possibly even at thesame time. :eyebrow:
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Postby LOL ANARCHY NUBZ » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:57 am

HC Eredivisie wrote:
Call to power wrote:you' know I can't help but think of the decent

Yootopia wrote:
Shoshogo wrote:As I said about the snake with a leg, it kills me how people's first response to seeing something they've never seen before is to kill it. :palm:

Why? It's an awesome response that has kept us alive for hundreds of thousands of years.

"WOAH SHIT WTF IS THAT"
*kills with fire*
"err it WAS some kind of weirdo ape thing"
"eugh probably for the best we killed it"


I always thought we tried to have sex with everything myself...you first
You can do both, have sex with it and then burn it or burn it and have sex with it.

Quite possibly even at thesame time. :eyebrow:


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Postby Call to power » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:18 am

HC Eredivisie wrote:Quite possibly even at thesame time. :eyebrow:


you forgot about the human ability to eat everything as well which I guess makes the teenagers rather suspect in this the horny buggers ;)

why yes we are talking about having sex with shaved sloth creatures and not just that but a hot underage 3-some with Hispanic boys!
Last edited by Call to power on Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:19 am, edited 1 time in total.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Theoretically, why would anyone put anytime into anything but tobacco, intoxicants and sex?

Vareiln wrote:My god, CtP is right...
Not that you haven't been right before, but... Aw, hell, you get what I meant.

Tubbsalot wrote:replace my opinions with CtP's.


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Postby Aelosia » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:21 am

Call to power wrote:
HC Eredivisie wrote:Quite possibly even at thesame time. :eyebrow:


you forgot about the human ability to eat everything as well which I guess makes the teenagers rather suspect in this the horny buggers ;)

why yes we are talking about having sex with shaved sloth creatures and not just that but a hot underage 3-some with Hispanic boys!


Maybe they raped it in a gangbang and then killed it to avoid it speaking about what happened.

I think I solved the case. We just need evidence.
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Postby Desperate Measures » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:26 am

Aelosia wrote:
Call to power wrote:
HC Eredivisie wrote:Quite possibly even at thesame time. :eyebrow:


you forgot about the human ability to eat everything as well which I guess makes the teenagers rather suspect in this the horny buggers ;)

why yes we are talking about having sex with shaved sloth creatures and not just that but a hot underage 3-some with Hispanic boys!


Maybe they raped it in a gangbang and then killed it to avoid it speaking about what happened.

I think I solved the case. We just need evidence.

Hmm. Raped then murdered. The perfect crime.
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Postby Aelosia » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:29 am

Desperate Measures wrote:
Aelosia wrote:
Call to power wrote:
HC Eredivisie wrote:Quite possibly even at thesame time. :eyebrow:


you forgot about the human ability to eat everything as well which I guess makes the teenagers rather suspect in this the horny buggers ;)

why yes we are talking about having sex with shaved sloth creatures and not just that but a hot underage 3-some with Hispanic boys!


Maybe they raped it in a gangbang and then killed it to avoid it speaking about what happened.

I think I solved the case. We just need evidence.

Hmm. Raped then murdered. The perfect crime.


Not just murdered. Stoned. Perhaps they first raped the thing, then considered it dirty and found it guilty of polygamy, adultery, and profanity. And then they stoned it to death, covering their tracks and cleaning themselves of sin at the same time?
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Postby Charlotte Ryberg » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:35 am

Gosh, that is a really extraordinary find. It is such a shame that the teenagers didn't think about conservation before tackling them.

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Postby Call to power » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:35 am

Aelosia wrote:Not just murdered. Stoned. Perhaps they first raped the thing, then considered it dirty and found it guilty of polygamy, adultery, and profanity. And then they stoned it to death, covering their tracks and cleaning themselves of sin at the same time?


maybe they got the creature stoned so it would put out?

so is marijuana really a victim-less crime?
Last edited by Call to power on Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:36 am, edited 1 time in total.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Theoretically, why would anyone put anytime into anything but tobacco, intoxicants and sex?

Vareiln wrote:My god, CtP is right...
Not that you haven't been right before, but... Aw, hell, you get what I meant.

Tubbsalot wrote:replace my opinions with CtP's.


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Postby Mikertaz Kein » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:38 am

:rofl:

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Postby Greed and Death » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:41 am

I saw one of those before. When me and my frat brothers were on spring break in Panama. We blew it up with fire crackers.
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