Gollum killed by Panamanian teenagers.

[Yootopia]

As I said about the snake with a leg, it kills me how people's first response to seeing something they've never seen before is to kill it.

Why? It's an awesome response that has kept us alive for hundreds of thousands of years.

"WOAH SHIT WTF IS THAT"
*kills with fire*
"err it WAS some kind of weirdo ape thing"
"eugh probably for the best we killed it"

[Peddieville]

Maybe they just knocked it out when they threw the rocks at it, then they threw it in the lake and drowned it.

Could be a hairless sloth. But sloths still live in trees, not on lake shores. They would intentionally needed to have killed it or knocked it out, and then brought it to the lake. Why?

[New Kereptica]

Maybe they just knocked it out when they threw the rocks at it, then they threw it in the lake and drowned it.

Could be a hairless sloth. But sloths still live in trees, not on lake shores. They would intentionally needed to have killed it or knocked it out, and then brought it to the lake. Why?

There are trees on lake shores. Perhaps it was on a rotten branch and fell into the lake. What seemed like an attack to the children was in fact the hairless/shaved sloth climbing out of the lake.

[Peddieville]

actually they can, infact they arte quite able too, They just choose not to.

Really? Wouldn't have guessed. So why was it swimming then?

[Niur]

As I said about the snake with a leg, it kills me how people's first response to seeing something they've never seen before is to kill it.

Why? It's an awesome response that has kept us alive for hundreds of thousands of years.

"WOAH SHIT WTF IS THAT"
*kills with fire*
"err it WAS some kind of weirdo ape thing"
"eugh probably for the best we killed it"

and this will be the habit that wipes us out.


most important part of the under water food chain: Blobfish

[Samatolian City-States]

Maybe they just knocked it out when they threw the rocks at it, then they threw it in the lake and drowned it.

Could be a hairless sloth. But sloths still live in trees, not on lake shores. They would intentionally needed to have killed it or knocked it out, and then brought it to the lake. Why?

It is bald and apparently eyeless. Could be a cave sloth. Hey, weirder species have evolved.

[Yootopia]

As I said about the snake with a leg, it kills me how people's first response to seeing something they've never seen before is to kill it.

Why? It's an awesome response that has kept us alive for hundreds of thousands of years.

"WOAH SHIT WTF IS THAT"
*kills with fire*
"err it WAS some kind of weirdo ape thing"
"eugh probably for the best we killed it"

and this will be the habit that wipes us out.

Nope. If aliens come to have a chat, we'd nuke them before they made any twatty demands. For The Best.

*edits*

Looks like the Jews have control of the underwater too. Ah well.

[New Kereptica]

Maybe they just knocked it out when they threw the rocks at it, then they threw it in the lake and drowned it.

Could be a hairless sloth. But sloths still live in trees, not on lake shores. They would intentionally needed to have killed it or knocked it out, and then brought it to the lake. Why?

It is bald and apparently eyeless. Could be a cave sloth. Hey, weirder species have evolved.

Eyeless? Looks more like its eyes are closed than it lacks them altogether.

[Niur]

actually they can, infact they arte quite able too, They just choose not to.

Really? Wouldn't have guessed. So why was it swimming then?

its branch might have fallen into the water. Or it may have been trying to escape a predator.

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

Maybe they just knocked it out when they threw the rocks at it, then they threw it in the lake and drowned it.

Could be a hairless sloth. But sloths still live in trees, not on lake shores. They would intentionally needed to have killed it or knocked it out, and then brought it to the lake. Why?

To commit the perfect crime ...
SLOTHICIDE! Or, more properly I guess, Bradypicide.

[Niur]

As I said about the snake with a leg, it kills me how people's first response to seeing something they've never seen before is to kill it.

Why? It's an awesome response that has kept us alive for hundreds of thousands of years.

"WOAH SHIT WTF IS THAT"
*kills with fire*
"err it WAS some kind of weirdo ape thing"
"eugh probably for the best we killed it"

and this will be the habit that wipes us out.

Nope. If aliens come to have a chat, we'd nuke them before they made any twatty demands. For The Best.

like nukes would work on aliens, for all we know they could be made out of radiation!

[New Kereptica]

As I said about the snake with a leg, it kills me how people's first response to seeing something they've never seen before is to kill it.

Why? It's an awesome response that has kept us alive for hundreds of thousands of years.

"WOAH SHIT WTF IS THAT"
*kills with fire*
"err it WAS some kind of weirdo ape thing"
"eugh probably for the best we killed it"

and this will be the habit that wipes us out.

Nope. If aliens come to have a chat, we'd nuke them before they made any twatty demands. For The Best.

like nukes would work on aliens, for all we know they could be made out of radiation!

I doubt that photons by themselves could achieve a complex enough structure to be called "life".

And I think there was a Clarke story about a radiation being that was killed by a radar satellite.

[Yootopia]

like nukes would work on aliens, for all we know they could be made out of radiation!

Well if they don't, we still have powers such as fire, shitty weather which is cold and would make them leave, and also lead and concrete if they actually are made of radiation.

[Peddieville]

its branch might have fallen into the water. Or it may have been trying to escape a predator.

That was more of a retorical question, but I apriciate the answer. I do think it's a sloth, but it's in a weird place, that's all. And the hairlessness is strange, but explainable. It's probably just coincidence that it happened to be both hairless, and in the water.

[Niur]

its branch might have fallen into the water. Or it may have been trying to escape a predator.

That was more of a retorical question, but I apriciate the answer. I do think it's a sloth, but it's in a weird place, that's all. And the hairlessness is strange, but explainable. It's probably just coincidence that it happened to be both hairless, and in the water.

It also looks simalar to a diesease in humans called harlequin ichtyoisis, Which also destroys your skins outer layer, meaning you must constantly keep your skin wet.

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

its branch might have fallen into the water. Or it may have been trying to escape a predator.

That was more of a retorical question, but I apriciate the answer. I do think it's a sloth, but it's in a weird place, that's all. And the hairlessness is strange, but explainable. It's probably just coincidence that it happened to be both hairless, and in the water.

You know, the last time I used that excuse ("It's probably just coincidence that I happen to be both naked and in your swimming pool"), I got rocks thrown at me as well.

[Conserative Morality]

like nukes would work on aliens, for all we know they could be made out of radiation!

We're made of (Mostly) Carbon. Does this mean that diamonds can't cut us up?

Or that the fallout is the main killer from a Nuke?

[KaIashnikov]

Lets eat it!

[Peddieville]

You know, the last time I used that excuse ("It's probably just coincidence that I happen to be both naked and in your swimming pool"), I got rocks thrown at me as well.

I just meant that only the hairlessness is a mutation, not the swimming.

[Peddieville]

It also looks simalar to a diesease in humans called harlequin ichtyoisis, Which also destroys your skins outer layer, meaning you must constantly keep your skin wet.

It does, except for the scaly skin part. I would doubt, however, that the disease would present exactly the same in humans and sloths. The question now becomes, is a sloth able to get it?

[Soratsin]

http://pennyinparadise.files.wordpress. ... sloth1.jpg

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/pa ... 50x338.jpg

Looking back on it, the face doesn't look like a sloth's very much. Although the vulture-eaten after picture is definitely a sloth corpse.

I'm starting to think this is a hoax, as the first picture conveniently cuts off the distinct sloth claws.

[Cameroi]

damd stupid kids just wanted and excuse to kill something.

i doubt very much it was actually "attacking" them unless they were harassing and provoking it.

[Allbeama]

Maybe they just knocked it out when they threw the rocks at it, then they threw it in the lake and drowned it.

Could be a hairless sloth. But sloths still live in trees, not on lake shores. They would intentionally needed to have killed it or knocked it out, and then brought it to the lake. Why?

Sloths go swimming once in a while....

[Hairless Kitten II]

Sloths are herbivorous and run at 2.5 meter per minute...

[Desperate Measures]

Obviously, that creature and the evil one slipped away with one of the teenagers girls that was oh so fair. The creature deserved to die. Ain't nothing they could do? My ass.