Neo Art vs. Me, Legalized Prostitution Debate

[Deus Malum]

The shit I miss when I've opted to stop f'ing around online and clean my apartment.....

Alright, you ectoplasmic representation of a hack philosopher, it's on

Want to spend less time cleaning your apartment? Get a file cabinet for all your written notices of a holding of contempt of court for taking your dick out in front of the jury and introducing it as "co-counsel for your mother".

Then, learn to hit the wastebasket with your Coney Island Whitefish. You-know-who has better things to do than use your Yale pen set like chop sticks to pick up your spontaneous DNA samples.

Counties with legal prostitution, while representing a small sample set, indicate that the presence of legal prostitution, when properly licensed and regulated, does not result in increases in organized crime.

BUUUUUUURN.

[Poliwanacraca]

Bump, because this has way too much potential to fall down to page 3. You're not cleaning your apartment now, NA.

[Baldwin for Christ]

Bump, because this has way too much potential to fall down to page 3. You're not cleaning your apartment now, NA.

His new excuse is even worse. Apparently, he's filing an amicus brief to keep some innocent tardbarker in Texas from being executed or some ridiculous bullshit.

That, and I hear he's giving foot rubs and peach-plumbs to the hottest woman on the East Coast.

[Lucky Bicycle Works]

Hooray for formal debate!

*readies the rotten tomatoes*

[Neo Art]

Want to spend less time cleaning your apartment? Get a file cabinet for all your written notices of a holding of contempt of court for taking your dick out in front of the jury and introducing it as "co-counsel for your mother".

Which, by the way, is the LAST time I take courtroom etiquitte tips from you. I can't BELIEVE you actually convinced me his name was "Judge Whitey"

Then, learn to hit the wastebasket with your Coney Island Whitefish. You-know-who has better things to do than use your Yale pen set like chop sticks to pick up your spontaneous DNA samples.

You’re just jealous because years of meth abuse and hour long “marathons” featuring you, a box of tissues, a bottle of lotion, and dvds of Star Trek the Next Generation episodes strategically paused to get glimpses of Troi’s nipple outline have left you spurting dust.

Counties with legal prostitution, while representing a small sample set, indicate that the presence of legal prostitution, when properly licensed and regulated, does not result in increases in organized crime.

A false dichotomy, by the very nature of the fact that legalizing the crime will of course lead to a decrease in crime. A community that legalized rape and murder would see a decline in crime too. There will still be rapes and murders, but they just won’t be illegal anymore. That’s not necessarily relevant. The relevant question is “should they” be legalized, and merely arguing that if we legalize them, people won’t be committing crimes by doing it, is a mere truism.

More to point, we have already noticed that in this society we have a hard time tracking, verifying, identifying, and properly dealing with illegal immigrants with forged documentation. While this is not an immigration debate per se, it is true that sexual slavery remains a severe problem worldwide. This is tampered, in this country at least, by the fact that since prostitution remains largely illegal, and sting operations exist to catch and deal with those selling sex, those forced into these situations can eventually be apprehended, separated from their, let’s face it, slave owners, and at least in the safety of a police institution, be given help.

Legalizing brothels will become nothing more than legalizing sexual prisons, where slave traders and abusers can force women into such situations under the veneer of perfect legality.

Touche motherfucker.

[Deus Malum]

Bump, because this has way too much potential to fall down to page 3. You're not cleaning your apartment now, NA.

His new excuse is even worse. Apparently, he's filing an amicus brief to keep some innocent tardbarker in Texas from being executed or some ridiculous bullshit.

That, and I hear he's giving foot rubs and peach-plumbs to the hottest woman on the East Coast.

I wonder. Is it scary I knew what an amicus brief was without having to look it up?

Oh noes, I'm picking up lawyer-speak! It must be contagious! Panic!!!

[Bottle]

You’re just jealous because years of meth abuse and hour long “marathons” featuring you, a box of tissues, a bottle of lotion, and dvds of Star Trek the Next Generation episodes strategically paused to get glimpses of Troi’s nipple outline have left you spurting dust.

I believe that warrants an OH SNAP.

[Neo Art]

You’re just jealous because years of meth abuse and hour long “marathons” featuring you, a box of tissues, a bottle of lotion, and dvds of Star Trek the Next Generation episodes strategically paused to get glimpses of Troi’s nipple outline have left you spurting dust.

I believe that warrants an OH SNAP.

[Hiddenrun]

If you legalize prostitution, you open things up for unionization, and do you really want to have to fuck the one with seniority? *shudders*

[Czardas]

If you legalize prostitution, you open things up for unionization, and do you really want to have to fuck the one with seniority? *shudders*

Fewer people would patronize the unionized ones in that case, causing them to fall through unless they diversified.

Hence, "Rosie's Interior Decoration and Escort Service".

[Hiddenrun]

Fewer people would patronize the unionized ones in that case, causing them to fall through unless they diversified.

Hence, "Rosie's Interior Decoration and Escort Service".

Mmmm, market competition, 50% off blowjobs! Labor Day quickies!

[Czardas]

Fewer people would patronize the unionized ones in that case, causing them to fall through unless they diversified.

Hence, "Rosie's Interior Decoration and Escort Service".

Mmmm, market competition, 50% off blowjobs! Labor Day quickies!

"Buy one, get one free!" or even better, "Special offer! One free handjob with purchases of over $200! Until May 31 only and while supplies last."

[Hiddenrun]

"Buy one, get one free!" or even better, "Special offer! One free handjob with purchases of over $200! Until May 31 only and while supplies last."

That might be the only way they'll ever get men into the department stores! She'll take it in the ass in the dressing room when you sign up for the department store credit card!

[JuNii]

If you legalize prostitution, you open things up for unionization, and do you really want to have to fuck the one with seniority? *shudders*

Fewer people would patronize the unionized ones in that case, causing them to fall through unless they diversified.

Hence, "Rosie's Interior Decoration and Escort Service".

what about Rosie's Daycare and Escort Service. "We'll watch your kids while you make more."

[JuNii]

"Buy one, get one free!" or even better, "Special offer! One free handjob with purchases of over $200! Until May 31 only and while supplies last."

That might be the only way they'll ever get men into the department stores! She'll take it in the ass in the dressing room when you sign up for the department store credit card!

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Lay Away".

[Czardas]

"Buy one, get one free!" or even better, "Special offer! One free handjob with purchases of over $200! Until May 31 only and while supplies last."

That might be the only way they'll ever get men into the department stores! She'll take it in the ass in the dressing room when you sign up for the department store credit card!

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Lay Away".

And if they put legal prostitution outlets in airports, they become "layovers".

[JuNii]

"Buy one, get one free!" or even better, "Special offer! One free handjob with purchases of over $200! Until May 31 only and while supplies last."

That might be the only way they'll ever get men into the department stores! She'll take it in the ass in the dressing room when you sign up for the department store credit card!

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Lay Away".

And if they put legal prostitution outlets in airports, they become "layovers".

I just wondering what the ques at 'Customer Service' will be like...

[Lucky Bicycle Works]

"Buy one, get one free!" or even better, "Special offer! One free handjob with purchases of over $200! Until May 31 only and while supplies last."

That might be the only way they'll ever get men into the department stores! She'll take it in the ass in the dressing room when you sign up for the department store credit card!

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Lay Away".

And if they put legal prostitution outlets in airports, they become "layovers".

I just wondering what the ques at 'Customer Service' will be like...

Customer: Last week I made a deposit on my ... er, purchase, following an oral agreement. While I still intend to take full possession of the ... er, product ... I am very unhappy to discover that my package apparently includes the option of fungal infection. As the cooling-off period is not exhausted, I now wish to withdraw from the lay-away.