Neo Art vs. Me, Legalized Prostitution Debate

[Ghost of Ayn Rand]

There was a thread back on Jolt that explains the voting and the rules. If somebody could post a link, that'd be great.

Additional rule, if Neo Art doesn't respond within 11 minutes of this post, he is ruled to have defaulted and I win.

Opening Argument:

By combining the magical powers of latex and bathing, sex can be done in a generally safe way. Monetizing it permits people to profit from a safe and enjoyable act.

Some say prostitution is sordid, disgusting, and frequently involves a comparatively attractive woman having to humor a charmless tubby dipshit so that he can get sex he would otherwise never have gotten. Those are only some of the benefits.

11 minutes, clock is ticking, counselor.

[The Black Forrest]

Don't we call that marriage?

So? Can a ghost still be a sex kitten?

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Oooh, I wanna see how he wiggles outta this one...

[Allbeama]

Is the one you happen to be calling out even around? If not maybe the deadline should be increased, because at the moment it seems unfair to Neo Art.

[Tubbsalot]

Is the one you happen to be calling out even around? If not maybe the deadline should be increased, because at the moment it seems unfair to Neo Art.

I disagree. This is the perfect opportunity to put that fact-spewing reason-monger in his place.

[Ghost of Ayn Rand]

Don't we call that marriage?

So? Can a ghost still be a sex kitten?

Sure, I just need a little foreplay to get the ectoplasm growing.

A = A, baby.

[Ghost of Ayn Rand]

Oooh, I wanna see how he wiggles outta this one...

His eleven minutes are up.

He has to take me up to Moonlite Bunny Ranch up by Carson City and get me a Panama Prostate Massage, per the bet.

[Ghost of Ayn Rand]

Is the one you happen to be calling out even around? If not maybe the deadline should be increased, because at the moment it seems unfair to Neo Art.

He's used to working under tight deadlines. One time we were in El Paso and we had just traded 4.5 hours of billable hours of immigration law advice for a 1986 Toyota Chinook and 11 minutes with what was a very sexy Mexican probable female.

Neo went twice.

[Ghost of Ayn Rand]

Is the one you happen to be calling out even around? If not maybe the deadline should be increased, because at the moment it seems unfair to Neo Art.

I disagree. This is the perfect opportunity to put that fact-spewing reason-monger in his place.

Damn fuckin' skippy, true story right there.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Oooh, I wanna see how he wiggles outta this one...

His eleven minutes are up.

He has to take me up to Moonlite Bunny Ranch up by Carson City and get me a Panama Prostate Massage, per the bet.

... Should I even bother asking?

I wanna know what he was busy doing this time. Like, "Sorry, I was busy sleeping" or "Sorry, I was saving this cat from a tree" or "Sorry, I was giving legal advice to the president"...

[Ghost of Ayn Rand]

... Should I even bother asking?

I wanna know what he was busy doing this time. Like, "Sorry, I was busy sleeping" or "Sorry, I was saving this cat from a tree" or "Sorry, I was giving legal advice to the president"...

All of those are code, anyway.

"Sorry I was busy sleeping" means he's at a back door strip poker game, losing his jock to three Orthodox Jews who resell the clothes they win.

"Sorry, I was saving this cat from a tree" means he was giving sloppy head to the wife of the chair of the Character and Fitness Committee of the Louisiana State Bar, "in case I ever have to move there".

"Sorry, I was giving legal advice to the president" means he was giving legal advice to the President. Ivy League guys stick together like the pages in Glenn Beck's copy of Atlas Shrugged.

[Neo Art]

The shit I miss when I've opted to stop f'ing around online and clean my apartment.....

Alright, you ectoplasmic representation of a hack philosopher, it's on

[Neo Art]

Is the one you happen to be calling out even around? If not maybe the deadline should be increased, because at the moment it seems unfair to Neo Art.

I disagree. This is the perfect opportunity to put that fact-spewing reason-monger in his place.

this...is the sweetest thing anyone has ever called me...

[Jocabia]

The shit I miss when I've opted to stop f'ing around online and clean my apartment.....

Alright, you ectoplasmic representation of a hack philosopher, it's on

And, yet, no retort.

[Neo Art]

The shit I miss when I've opted to stop f'ing around online and clean my apartment.....

Alright, you ectoplasmic representation of a hack philosopher, it's on

And, yet, no retort.

I'm working, chill. Besides, I already have the image of Hammurab receiving a cleveland steamer from what we only think is a woman stuck in my head and it's distracting me.

[SoWiBi]

Just because I have nothing more useful to contribute...

... here is the original thread with the debate challenge,

... here is the thread where we tried to figure out a topic,

... and here's the thread with the run-off poll for the topic.


May I remind everyone that we were supposed to have a moderator, and proxies through which you two are posting, and all that regulated crap? It's not you two young fellows can just run wild and have fun, you know..

.. also, the terms of the challenge need to be reconsidered because the Ghost's input in case NA wins isn't technically executable anymore, so in order to make sure he can't bail out on this technicality in the end, this needs to be fixed.

[Taeshan]

I don't see why it should be outlawed. Come on its an honest means of making money.

[Sitspot]

Ivy League guys stick together like the pages in Glenn Beck's copy of Atlas Shrugged.

If I knew how to sig I would sig this, it brought me my first real belly laugh in days.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Ivy League guys stick together like the pages in Glenn Beck's copy of Atlas Shrugged.

If I knew how to sig I would sig this, it brought me my first real belly laugh in days.

There's a user control panel button at the top of the page. I can't remember which tab the signature thing is under, but you should be able to find it from there.

[Czardas]

Ivy League guys stick together like the pages in Glenn Beck's copy of Atlas Shrugged.

If I knew how to sig I would sig this, it brought me my first real belly laugh in days.

There's a user control panel button at the top of the page. I can't remember which tab the signature thing is under, but you should be able to find it from there.

The "Profile" tab.

[Czardas]

There was a thread back on Jolt that explains the voting and the rules. If somebody could post a link, that'd be great.

Additional rule, if Neo Art doesn't respond within 11 minutes of this post, he is ruled to have defaulted and I win.

Opening Argument:

By combining the magical powers of latex and bathing, sex can be done in a generally safe way. Monetizing it permits people to profit from a safe and enjoyable act.

Some say prostitution is sordid, disgusting, and frequently involves a comparatively attractive woman having to humor a charmless tubby dipshit so that he can get sex he would otherwise never have gotten. Those are only some of the benefits.

11 minutes, clock is ticking, counselor.

The problem with legalized prostitution is the divorce proceedings that usually end it. Although I suppose those wouldn't be a problem from a lawyer's perspective.

[Maurepas]

I dont have a problem with legalized Prostitution, its not going away, oldest industry on the planet and all, and there are the added benefits of taxation and health regulation to consider...

all around Im not seeing the problem...

[Sitspot]

I dont have a problem with legalized Prostitution, its not going away, oldest industry on the planet and all, and there are the added benefits of taxation and health regulation to consider...

all around Im not seeing the problem...

The problem is if its legal it ain't real prostitution. It sucks all the spice out of it, reduces the romance, throttles the thrills, rolls back the risk, soft-pedals on the syphilis, stifles the STD's and most significantly it puts up the price!

[Ghost of Ayn Rand]

Just because I have nothing more useful to contribute...

... here is the original thread with the debate challenge,

... here is the thread where we tried to figure out a topic,

... and here's the thread with the run-off poll for the topic.


May I remind everyone that we were supposed to have a moderator, and proxies through which you two are posting, and all that regulated crap? It's not you two young fellows can just run wild and have fun, you know..

.. also, the terms of the challenge need to be reconsidered because the Ghost's input in case NA wins isn't technically executable anymore, so in order to make sure he can't bail out on this technicality in the end, this needs to be fixed.

Thanks for finding the links. This way, that girlfriend-stealing Harvard pile of spent lube can't wiggle out when he loses.

[Ghost of Ayn Rand]

The shit I miss when I've opted to stop f'ing around online and clean my apartment.....

Alright, you ectoplasmic representation of a hack philosopher, it's on

Want to spend less time cleaning your apartment? Get a file cabinet for all your written notices of a holding of contempt of court for taking your dick out in front of the jury and introducing it as "co-counsel for your mother".

Then, learn to hit the wastebasket with your Coney Island Whitefish. You-know-who has better things to do than use your Yale pen set like chop sticks to pick up your spontaneous DNA samples.

Counties with legal prostitution, while representing a small sample set, indicate that the presence of legal prostitution, when properly licensed and regulated, does not result in increases in organized crime.