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Obama's giant jellyfish Japanese space candy

Postby Daistallia 2104 » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:25 pm

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life give Obama giant jellyfish, high schoolers make candy for astronauts. :blink:

Space caramel made from giant jellyfish
16 Sep 2009

In the latest move in Japan’s war on giant jellyfish, high school students in the town of Obama have developed a new type of caramel candy made from the enormous sea creatures — and they are offering it up as a snack for astronauts in space.

The enterprising Obama Fisheries High School students have requested the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) to place their chewy treat on the official menu for astronauts aboard the International Space Station. The space agency, which appears to be entertaining the proposal, is reportedly sending a representative to the school tomorrow (September 17) to evaluate the candy.

Described as having a sweet and salty flavor, the caramel’s ingredients include sugar, starch syrup, and jellyfish powder, which is obtained by boiling the jellyfish down to a thick paste, drying it, and grinding it into fine particles. The most recent batch of caramel uses powder from Nomura’s jellyfish snared last month in fixed fishing nets in nearby Wakasa Bay. The bay is located in Fukui prefecture, which has been among the areas hardest hit by the giant jellyfish swarms in recent years.

Students pose with caramel made from giant jellyfish -- The students began cooking with Nomura’s jellyfish three years ago, after a NASA-designed food safety management system was installed at the school. In 2006, after the school developed a method for processing giant jellyfish into an edible powder, a local company began using it as an ingredient in their jellyfish cookies.

Since then, the students have been searching for new ways to use their jellyfish powder. They are hoping to benefit from the recent raw caramel craze sweeping Japan.

[Source: Chunichi]

http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/09/spa ... jellyfish/

Here's the original: http://www.chunichi.co.jp/article/fukui ... 00003.html
And here's the Google "translation" (more aptly called somewhat humorous gibberish): http://translate.google.com/translate?h ... 6num%3D100

Anybody want one of Obama's giant jellyfish Japanese space candies?
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Postby Tunizcha » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:27 pm

WOOHOO!
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Postby RightWingChristians » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:27 pm

I'd try it.


A Pasty jellyfish sounds delicious.
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Postby NERVUN » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:34 pm

I have a feeling that I am going to try it whether I want to or not.

What I do want to know is what is President Obama going to do when Obama sends him some because you KNOW they're gonna.
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Postby Vetalia » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:35 pm

Obvious proof that Obama is not American but a Japanese. After all, why else would they name a town after him?
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Postby Daistallia 2104 » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:42 pm

NERVUN wrote:I have a feeling that I am going to try it whether I want to or not.

What I do want to know is what is President Obama going to do when Obama sends him some because you KNOW they're gonna.


Heheheh. Tell us how it tastes. ;) And I hope the prez enjoys them.

Vetalia wrote:Obvious proof that Obama is not American but a Japanese. After all, why else would they name a town after him?


LOL I knew NSG could make this into a political argument/attack. :clap:
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Postby Veblenia » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:44 pm

Now this is change I can believe in.
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Postby Vetalia » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:46 pm

Daistallia 2104 wrote:LOL I knew NSG could make this into a political argument/attack. :clap:


Hey, it was going to happen sooner or later. Just be thankful it wasn't a serious post.

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Postby LOLBBQCAKES » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:51 pm

Mmm, we should commission them to make BBQCAKE with godzilla powder.

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Postby Allbeama » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:54 pm

I thought this was the latest accusations against President Obama... :blink:
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Postby Call to power » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:16 am

Daistallia 2104 wrote:LOL I knew NSG could make this into a political argument/attack. :clap:


this is just another one of Obama's spineless plans.
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Postby JuNii » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:13 am

Daistallia 2104 wrote:Anybody want one of Obama's giant jellyfish Japanese space candies?

*raises hand*

it might actually taste good.

Compared to their other attempts to make those giant Jellyfish edible... :p
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Postby JuNii » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:14 am

Vetalia wrote:Obvious proof that Obama is not American but a Japanese. After all, why else would they name a town after him?

you're wrong. he was named after the town. Proof that he's not american. ;) :rofl:
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Postby Aelosia » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:17 am

I am pretty sure that is going to have a natto aftertaste...
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Postby Gauthier » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:17 am

JuNii wrote:
Vetalia wrote:Obvious proof that Obama is not American but a Japanese. After all, why else would they name a town after him?

you're wrong. he was named after the town. Proof that he's not american. ;) :rofl:


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Postby Flaminpantalones » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:17 am

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