America's Porn Industry Faces Hard Times

[Brogavia]

Looks to me like they're up against some stiff competion, while profits are going down, and so their attenpts to corner the market on lemon-creampie aren't going so well, so to cut costs, they'll need to strap on the thinking caps.

I counted five. How many did everyone else get?[/quote]

Lets see if I can beat my own mark...

They've also failed to penatrate the asian markets, in addition the quick errection and low cost of amateur sites has forced them to pull out of the european markets. Another disturbing trend is the rising cost of skin care, facials, waxing, and plastic surgery. Converesly we have managed to enter the latin market rather surprisingly due to the fact that most are catholic, and new ideas about sexuality are hard to swallow for them.

[Brogavia]

Good riddance.

Agreed, porn is just not something I like.

Me either, it needs to down cracked onr ather firmly, and replaced with firm, strong morals.

[Conservatives states]

Me either, it needs to down cracked onr ather firmly, and replaced with firm, strong morals.

Good one.

[Grays Harbor]

Good riddance.

Agreed, porn is just not something I like.

Me either, it needs to down cracked on rather firmly, and replaced with firm, strong morals.

or ... we could stay out of peoples bedrooms and private lives and stop worrying so much about "morals" and wringing hands that some people like to look at boobs and naked bottoms.

[Phenia]

Good riddance.

Agreed, porn is just not something I like.

Me either, it needs to down cracked onr ather firmly, and replaced with firm, strong morals.

So your reasoning is

1. You don't like porn.
2. Therefore, it needs to be cracked down on.

How compelling...

[Cameroi]

possibly, like many other sectors, a matter of pricing itself out of its potential market?

[New Killington]

Looks to me like they're up against some stiff competion, while profits are going down, and so their attenpts to corner the market on lemon-creampie aren't going so well, so to cut costs, they'll need to strap on the thinking caps.

I counted five. How many did everyone else get?

Lets see if I can beat my own mark...

They've also failed to penatrate the asian markets, in addition the quick errection and low cost of amateur sites has forced them to pull out of the european markets. Another disturbing trend is the rising cost of skin care, facials, waxing, and plastic surgery. Converesly we have managed to enter the latin market rather surprisingly due to the fact that most are catholic, and new ideas about sexuality are hard to swallow for them.

I counted 8 on this one, including the introduction. Am I missing any?

[Brogavia]

Good riddance.

Agreed, porn is just not something I like.

Me either, it needs to down cracked onr ather firmly, and replaced with firm, strong morals.

So your reasoning is

1. You don't like porn.
2. Therefore, it needs to be cracked down on.

How compelling...

or ... we could stay out of peoples bedrooms and private lives and stop worrying so much about "morals" and wringing hands that some people like to look at boobs and naked bottoms.

You guys completely missed the point.

It was a very bad attempt at a pun.

Firm= hard hard=errection.

I put the down first because I was suggesting down the crack, like buttcrack. Did you not see any of my other posts?

[Tech-gnosis]

I think people are tired of looking at these Los Angeles bred bleached-blonde fake breasted horribly acting porn performers and are, instead, becoming more interested in more realistic-looking girls and guys, without all the nonsense and pretension.

I think people probably just prefer free stuff to non-free stuff in general particularly in a recession.

[Big Jim P]

Good riddance.

Agreed, porn is just not something I like.

Me either, it needs to down cracked onr ather firmly, and replaced with firm, strong morals.

So your reasoning is

1. You don't like porn.
2. Therefore, it needs to be cracked down on.

How compelling...

or ... we could stay out of peoples bedrooms and private lives and stop worrying so much about "morals" and wringing hands that some people like to look at boobs and naked bottoms.

You guys completely missed the point.

It was a very bad attempt at a pun.

Firm= hard hard=errection.

I put the down first because I was suggesting down the crack, like buttcrack. Did you not see any of my other posts?

When you have to explain a pun it is no longer funny, but look on the bright side: you can then laugh at the dumbasses that didn't get it.

[Barzan]

Lets see if I can beat my own mark...

They've also failed to penatrate the asian markets, in addition the quick errection and low cost of amateur sites has forced them to pull out of the european markets. Another disturbing trend is the rising cost of skin care, facials, waxing, and plastic surgery. Converesly we have managed to enter the latin market rather surprisingly due to the fact that most are catholic, and new ideas about sexuality are hard to swallow for them.

I counted 8 on this one, including the introduction. Am I missing any?

I only counted 7 until I saw your comment about the introduction. Clever!

[Cameroi]

sounds like a good title for a feature length skin flick.

(the title thread that is)

[Barzan]

sounds like a good title for a feature length skin flick.

(the title thread that is)

Nah. Too long. We could truncate the title down to "Hard Times" -- now there's a winner! I am already expecting at least 10 sequels. One of them will be a Latin edition and another will be Asian. We may make more of those "ethnic speciality flavours" depending on how well consumers receive them. Or, we can go for three distinct product lines if the first few "regular" ones are popular. I can see it now:

"Hard Times", "Hard Times 2" [...] "Hard Times 9"
"Hard Times -- Asia", "Hard Times -- Latin"

No fake boobs or orange spray-on tans. And no horrible pretend orgasms or idiotic pretend dirty talk. It'll be a professionally done "amateur" flick. we'll get Eastern Europeans to star in them. Filming will take place in the Czech Republic. (Even the Asian and Latin editions will be filmed there.) Protestant Western Europe, Britain, North America, and Australasian area will be our target markets.

So who's willing to put up some capital to produce this thing?