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by Desperate Measures » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:36 am
by Radiatia » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:37 am
by Grenartia » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:39 am
League of Christ wrote:
1. Listen here, Atheists as a whole are just a bunch of depressing idiots that think believing in the Lord is "not cool"and having no faith is.
2. I have been a devout Christian all my life, and I have, for as long as I can remember, held the view that god gave us life, and if some cannot even believe in his glory, let alone worship him, they should be re-educated and segregated from the rest of the population.
Think about this, how would you like your child to spend 12 years of their lives living with Muslims for 6-8 hours a day?
3. That is what going to school is like today, so much Atheist and Muslim propaganda in lessons, I had to write to the school, and it took several months, to excuse my son from the shocking classes, but they still force him to sit through a bunch of evolutionary drivel in his science classes.
4. My son, my wife and my father are all devout Christians, but we are treated like second class citizens in what is supposed to be a Christian country.
It wouldn't surprise me if this impending environmental crisis is the maker himself! It would solve a lot of problems!
League of Christ wrote:Jormengand wrote:And he forgot to mention freedom of thought, gays, objective morality, sanity...
Homosexuals are fine, they are not allowed to engage in homosexual coitus, however their existence is not bad.
Christianity is centred around morality, and anything OTHER than Christianity is INsanity.
by Remove Kebab » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:45 am
by Four-sided Triangles » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:49 am
Grave_n_idle wrote:Minimalist post count, limited number of post, all controversial, familiarity with forum quoting practises on a single digit nation.
Almost certainly a puppet.
Inconsistent message, based on often conflicting understanding of the subject matter. Trolling looks likely.
It makes me feel old... in my day, even the trolls were better.
by Grenartia » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:54 am
Four-sided Triangles wrote:League of Christ wrote:Christianity does not advocate those things, historical leaders did.
We are in the 21st century, and as conditions in the world change, religion is applicable in different ways.
It's all relative, back then you could be branded with a hot iron for stealing a loaf of bread, so it made sense that if that was the case for such a minor crime, forsaking the Lord was worthy of death.
Now, stealing a loaf of bread gets you a shouting at by Mr. Patel down the corner shop so forsaking the lord should result in re-education and segregation.
Wait, so you're advocating moral relativism?
Yeah, I'm 90% certain this is a troll.
Salandriagado wrote:League of Christ wrote:
Christianity does not advocate those things, historical leaders did.
We are in the 21st century, and as conditions in the world change, religion is applicable in different ways.
It's all relative, back then you could be branded with a hot iron for stealing a loaf of bread, so it made sense that if that was the case for such a minor crime, forsaking the Lord was worthy of death.
Now, stealing a loaf of bread gets you a shouting at by Mr. Patel down the corner shop so forsaking the lord should result in re-education and segregation.
No, attempting to force your bullshit beliefs on others should result in re-education and segregation.
by Four-sided Triangles » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:56 am
Grenartia wrote:No, I'm fairly certain he's serious. If he was a troll, he would never have passed up an opportunity to give some biblical justification for slavery when it was presented. No troll could ever resist that juicy bait.
by Grenartia » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:07 am
Four-sided Triangles wrote:Grenartia wrote:No, I'm fairly certain he's serious. If he was a troll, he would never have passed up an opportunity to give some biblical justification for slavery when it was presented. No troll could ever resist that juicy bait.
Jezuzfreek777, who's definitely NOT a troll, attempted to justify biblical slavery by saying that it was "different" from the kind of slavery practiced in the Old South.
by Four-sided Triangles » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:09 am
Grenartia wrote:Basically, your argument is like saying that our views on sex are different, so one of us must breathe water, and the other must breathe air.
by Hallistar » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:13 am
by Risottia » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:15 am
League of Christ wrote:Listen here, Atheists as a whole are just a bunch of depressing idiots that think believing in the Lord is "not cool"and having no faith is.
by The Archregimancy » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:19 am
Forbidden In Heaven and Useless In Hell wrote:I don't feel like reading paragraphs of Times New Roman.
by The Archregimancy » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:20 am
League of Christ wrote:Listen here, Atheists as a whole are just a bunch of depressing idiots that think believing in the Lord is "not cool"and having no faith is.
by The Realm of God » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:20 am
The Archregimancy wrote:Is it just me or has there been an even larger than usual outbreak of religion threads recently?
They're increasingly like some sort of Biblical plague sent to test the mods.Forbidden In Heaven and Useless In Hell wrote:I don't feel like reading paragraphs of Times New Roman.
And what's with this increasing reluctance of new NSG participants to actually read? I had someone yesterday attempting to claim an amateur YouTube animated video somehow trumped a detailed historical post full of academic citations because the latter consisted of a 'wall of text', when - if he'd bothered to read the post - he would have avoided embarrassing himself when he had it pointed out to him that the two weren't fundamentally in disagreement.
Or am I just getting crusty in my middle age?
by Ifreann » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:24 am
The Archregimancy wrote:Is it just me or has there been an even larger than usual outbreak of religion threads recently?
They're increasingly like some sort of Biblical plague sent to test the mods.
by Valkmar » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:29 am
Forbidden In Heaven and Useless In Hell wrote:Four-sided Triangles wrote:
Yes. Just because the being knows everything doesn't mean that it is honest. It could lie. Also, there's no reason to presuppose that said being even IS omniscient. Why should we believe that it really knows everything?
It's God?
I think most religious doctrines teach that God is incapable of telling a lie.
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by Airifore » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:30 am
by The Archregimancy » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:34 am
Valkmar wrote:Well then in that definition he is not omniscient because omniscient beings can do anything, and lying is a capability.
by Bleckonia » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:38 am
by Grenartia » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:40 am
The Archregimancy wrote:Valkmar wrote:Well then in that definition he is not omniscient because omniscient beings can do anything, and lying is a capability.
Not quite.
Omniscient beings know everything, but this doesn't mean they can do anything. The word you're looking for is 'omnipotent'.
Which is petty pedantry on my part, I realise, since your point would have been well-served had you used the correct term; it's just one of those little linguistic inaccuracies that bothers me, since omniscience need not automatically mean omnipotence (and the reverse is also true). One could posit an omniscient deity with limits on his capabilities, just as one could posit have an omnipotent deity with limits on his knowledge.
by Risottia » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:49 am
Bleckonia wrote:I am an atheist, but I still have morals.
I guess people are born with a moral compass and naturally know what's right and wrong. Also, if it hurts someone (and it's not self defence), then that's immoral.
by Risottia » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:50 am
Grenartia wrote:The Archregimancy wrote:
Not quite.
Omniscient beings know everything, but this doesn't mean they can do anything. The word you're looking for is 'omnipotent'.
Which is petty pedantry on my part, I realise, since your point would have been well-served had you used the correct term; it's just one of those little linguistic inaccuracies that bothers me, since omniscience need not automatically mean omnipotence (and the reverse is also true). One could posit an omniscient deity with limits on his capabilities, just as one could posit have an omnipotent deity with limits on his knowledge.
But I'd imagine that a being that was omnipotent would have the power to make himself all-knowing.
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