Snakes with feet

by **Niur** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:22 pm

North Wiedna wrote:
Tunizcha wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:A dragon?

Yes.

Dragons would be interesting.

Komodo.

No. They can only kill because their spit is full of dangerous bacteria. BTW, Viruses are pointless.

actually recent studies have shown, that komodo dragons are in fact venomous.

by **Fartsniffage** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:24 pm

Tunizcha wrote:Komodo.

Can they breathe fire?

by **Niur** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:26 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Tunizcha wrote:Komodo.

Can they breathe fire?

no, but they are venomous...

by **Fartsniffage** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:27 pm

Niur wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Tunizcha wrote:Komodo.

Can they breathe fire?

no, but they are venomous...

I saw the Discovery Channel special.

Still, no wings and no fire equals boring.

by **Niur** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:28 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Niur wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Tunizcha wrote:Komodo.

Can they breathe fire?

no, but they are venomous...

I saw the Discovery Channel special.

Still, no wings and no fire equals boring.

ehhh, wings are overrated, I would know.

by **Fartsniffage** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:29 pm

Niur wrote:ehhh, wings are overrated, I would know.

You're an angel cast down from heaven?

by **Niur** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:30 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Niur wrote:ehhh, wings are overrated, I would know.

You're an angel cast down from heaven?

sorta.... although cast up would be more appropriate.

by **Barzan** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:31 pm

Tunizcha wrote:
Barzan wrote:
Tunizcha wrote:
Barzan wrote:No, it's a motherfucking snake. [/Samuel L. Jackson voice]

But now where's the motherfucking plane?

There ain't no motherfucking plane! Damn snake's got motherfucking feet!

But couldn't they get on a train without feet?

Depends. Not the trains that require you to climb stairs (the older North American kind) unless it was at a high-platform station. Maybe the low-floor newer trains. But if snakes were on a train, they could just uncouple the offending cars. Unless it was a high-speed train which has fixed-consists. Maybe they could get the snakes to climb the pantograph and get electrocuted?

by **Shoshogo** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:33 pm

Of course, humans' first instinct about things we haven't see before is to kill it. :palm:

But its more annoying she killed it because now there is a possibility of it being a hoax, which would be such a letdown. But if it is true, its FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

And while we're on the topic of wierd animals, how about a spider species named after David Bowie?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6150060/Rare-yellow-spider-named-after-David-Bowie.html

by **Tunizcha** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:34 pm

Shoshogo wrote:Of course, humans' first instinct about things we haven't see before is to kill it.
But its more annoying she killed it because now there is a possibility of it being a hoax, which would be such a letdown. But if it is true, its FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

And while we're on the topic of wierd animals, how about a spider species named after David Bowie?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6150060/Rare-yellow-spider-named-after-David-Bowie.html

It's a spider, therefore, I'm not looking at the link.

by **Barzan** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:35 pm

If I saw some giant spider or snake I'd kill it. I hate bugs and snakes. 'Tis why I'd love New Zealand and Ireland, but despise Guam.

by **Tunizcha** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:38 pm

Barzan wrote:If I saw some giant spider or snake I'd kill it. I hate bugs and snakes. 'Tis why I'd love New Zealand and Ireland, but despise Guam.

Kill it with fire!

by **Barzan** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:49 pm

Tunizcha wrote:
Barzan wrote:If I saw some giant spider or snake I'd kill it. I hate bugs and snakes. 'Tis why I'd love New Zealand and Ireland, but despise Guam.

Kill it with fire!

Holy shit! I WOULD kill it with fire. I'd probably burn the whole building down for fear that there are hundreds more living in the walls. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

by **Blouman Empire** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:06 pm

Barzan wrote:If I saw some giant spider or snake I'd kill it. I hate bugs and snakes. 'Tis why I'd love New Zealand and Ireland, but despise Guam.

Dosen't Kiwiland have spiders?

by **Blouman Empire** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:07 pm

Tunizcha wrote:
Barzan wrote:If I saw some giant spider or snake I'd kill it. I hate bugs and snakes. 'Tis why I'd love New Zealand and Ireland, but despise Guam.

Kill it with fire!

WTF is that.

I'm with Brazen I would burn the building down of I saw that in my house.

by **Fartsniffage** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:10 pm

I love my country. No spiders bigger than an inch and only one venomous snake that lives nowhere near me.

by **Blouman Empire** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:12 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:I love my country. No spiders bigger than an inch and only one venomous snake that lives nowhere near me.

I live in Australia

Yeah, the most dangerous spiders and snakes in the world live here not to mention other animals that will kill you.

by **Psybris** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:24 pm

1. fuck spiders, kill them all.
2. David Bowie is awesome, that spider is not.
3. please only post links to pictures of shit like this, it personally freaks me the fuck out.

by **UnhealthyTruthseeker** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:51 pm

Barzan wrote:No, it's a motherfucking snake. [/Samuel L. Jackson voice]

What?

by **Post-Unity Terra** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:54 pm

Niur wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Niur wrote:ehhh, wings are overrated, I would know.

You're an angel cast down from heaven?

sorta.... although cast up would be more appropriate.

Ladies and gentlemen, the incredible Otherkin. :palm:

by **Barzan** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:18 pm

UnhealthyTruthseeker wrote:
Barzan wrote:No, it's a motherfucking snake. [/Samuel L. Jackson voice]

What?

It is appropriate here to respond with the "Say what again!" routine.

What country you from?

by **Tunizcha** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:24 pm

Barzan wrote:
UnhealthyTruthseeker wrote:
Barzan wrote:No, it's a motherfucking snake. [/Samuel L. Jackson voice]

What?

It is appropriate here to respond with the "Say what again!" routine.

What country you from?

He's Americana.

by **Fartsniffage** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:25 pm

Blouman Empire wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:I love my country. No spiders bigger than an inch and only one venomous snake that lives nowhere near me.

I live in Australia

Yeah, the most dangerous spiders and snakes in the world live here not to mention other animals that will kill you.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_43-4xjnVA

The first part. There is a better version where he talks about swimming knives.

by **Brachyuria** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:30 pm

Blouman Empire wrote:
Barzan wrote:If I saw some giant spider or snake I'd kill it. I hate bugs and snakes. 'Tis why I'd love New Zealand and Ireland, but despise Guam.

Dosen't Kiwiland have spiders?

Not giant ones.

Except for a few rare cases, where Australian ones periodically swim across the Tasman sea with the explicit purpose of "getting all up in our space" with hairy poisonous asshattery.
Or get brought across in boats and planes, whatever.

by **Post-Unity Terra** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:28 pm

Brachyuria wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:
Barzan wrote:If I saw some giant spider or snake I'd kill it. I hate bugs and snakes. 'Tis why I'd love New Zealand and Ireland, but despise Guam.

Dosen't Kiwiland have spiders?

Not giant ones.

Except for a few rare cases, where Australian ones periodically swim across the Tasman sea with the explicit purpose of "getting all up in our space" with hairy poisonous asshattery.
Or get brought across in boats and planes, whatever.

The big ones can pretty much wade through the ocean.

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