Snakes with feet

by **Pedoka** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:16 am

Tubbsalot wrote:
Pedoka wrote:
Natapoc wrote:Does anyone else feel really sorry for the snake?

Its a fucking snake.

I bet that when you see footage of 9/11, you wonder if any of the meat is available somewhere.

Huh? Mind putting that line into english?

by **Pawtay** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:34 am

Grave_n_idle wrote:What the world needs now, is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone.

but we don't need any fucking footsnake hybrid demon killers running around

by **Draferre** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:30 pm

Of all the forsaken countries that snake had to appear in, it was CHINA, of all things... Yes, I feel sorry for the snake. Imagine you had a foot sticking out of your back and would be looking for food (I DOUBT the snake would have wanted to eat the woman, since it looks like it can barely fit a small lamb) and then some crazy woman kills you with a SHOE... that's one hell of a stupid death.
Though, can anybody tell what kind of snake it is?

by **North Suran** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:34 pm

Barzan wrote:Ya know, I'm tempted to believe that this is a load of bullshit, seeing as how it's coming from China. Then again, with all the toxic waste in their water and all the smog, and the detestable healthcare system, who knows.

I'm looking, and I'm thinking - I mean really thinking - and I'm examining it, but I still can't see a single credible reason for why the Chinese press would lie about something like this.

by **Bitchkitten** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:54 pm

Cool. Too bad she killed it.

by **KaIashnikov** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:14 pm

Mutation in organism.

Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death...

Mutation solved.

by **Psybris** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:57 pm

Draferre wrote:Of all the forsaken countries that snake had to appear in, it was CHINA, of all things... Yes, I feel sorry for the snake. Imagine you had a foot sticking out of your back and would be looking for food (I DOUBT the snake would have wanted to eat the woman, since it looks like it can barely fit a small lamb) and then some crazy woman kills you with a SHOE... that's one hell of a stupid death.
Though, can anybody tell what kind of snake it is?

A small lamb, no, i dont think so. the snake itself was fairly small, i think.

by **Buffett and Colbert** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:01 pm

Radioactive poisoning for the win!

by **Psybris** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:34 pm

They probably would've just eaten it.

what a rascist comment, or is that just a normal comment?

"Skallvia" · by **Maurepas** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:38 pm

They told me Planeswalkers werent real! They said I was crazy!! But...WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!?!

by **Tunizcha** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:39 pm

Maurepas wrote:They told me Planeswalkers werent real! They said I was crazy!! But...WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!?!

I am.

by **Fartsniffage** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:49 pm

Wouldn't a snake with legs just be a lizard? That's boring.

What we need are snakes with legs, wings and that can breath fire, that would be interesting.

by **Tubbsalot** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:50 pm

Pedoka wrote:
Tubbsalot wrote:
Pedoka wrote:
Natapoc wrote:Does anyone else feel really sorry for the snake?

Its a fucking snake.

I bet that when you see footage of 9/11, you wonder if any of the meat is available somewhere.

Huh? Mind putting that line into english?

I was implying that when you saw the footage, rather than feeling any compassion for the people burning or crushed to death, you wondered if there was anything you could get for yourself out of the situation.

In this case, all that cooked meat probably comes in bulk.

"Skallvia" · by **Maurepas** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:50 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:Wouldn't a snake with legs just be a lizard? That's boring.

What we need are snakes with legs, wings and that can breath fire, that would be interesting.

In between sacrifices, the mighty Aztecs have graciously decided to answer your prayers...

Soon Im gonna catch 'em all!

by **German Nightmare** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:36 pm

Just be glad we don't have snakes with wings - otherwise, there wouldn't be... Snakes on a Plane!

by **Pawtay** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:42 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:Wouldn't a snake with legs just be a lizard? That's boring.

What we need are snakes with legs, wings and that can breath fire, that would be interesting.

phhp
no that would be a dragon

by **Barzan** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:58 pm

Pedoka wrote:
Natapoc wrote:Does anyone else feel really sorry for the snake?

Its a fucking snake.

No, it's a motherfucking snake. [/Samuel L. Jackson voice]

North Suran wrote:
Barzan wrote:Ya know, I'm tempted to believe that this is a load of bullshit, seeing as how it's coming from China. Then again, with all the toxic waste in their water and all the smog, and the detestable healthcare system, who knows.

I'm looking, and I'm thinking - I mean really thinking - and I'm examining it, but I still can't see a single credible reason for why the Chinese press would lie about something like this.

The same reason the US and UK tabloids publish all sorts of nonsense, like how Jesus revealed himself as roadkill or UFOs kidnapping and anally raping Britney Spears. It's to sell papers to people with low IQs who are easily entertained.

by **Tunizcha** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:03 pm

Barzan wrote:No, it's a motherfucking snake. [/Samuel L. Jackson voice]

But now where's the motherfucking plane?

by **Barzan** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:04 pm

Tunizcha wrote:
Barzan wrote:No, it's a motherfucking snake. [/Samuel L. Jackson voice]

But now where's the motherfucking plane?

There ain't no motherfucking plane! Damn snake's got motherfucking feet!

by **Tunizcha** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:06 pm

Barzan wrote:
Tunizcha wrote:
Barzan wrote:No, it's a motherfucking snake. [/Samuel L. Jackson voice]

But now where's the motherfucking plane?

There ain't no motherfucking plane! Damn snake's got motherfucking feet!

But couldn't they get on a train without feet?

by **Psybris** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:09 pm

Maurepas wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:Wouldn't a snake with legs just be a lizard? That's boring.

What we need are snakes with legs, wings and that can breath fire, that would be interesting.

In between sacrifices, the mighty Aztecs have graciously decided to answer your prayers...

Soon Im gonna catch 'em all!

i hate to do this, but that has no legs, so you qualify for a free :palm:

by **North Wiedna** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:10 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:Wouldn't a snake with legs just be a lizard? That's boring.

What we need are snakes with legs, wings and that can breath fire, that would be interesting.

A dragon?

by **Fartsniffage** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:16 pm

North Wiedna wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:Wouldn't a snake with legs just be a lizard? That's boring.

What we need are snakes with legs, wings and that can breath fire, that would be interesting.

A dragon?

Yes.

Dragons would be interesting.

by **Tunizcha** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:17 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:Wouldn't a snake with legs just be a lizard? That's boring.

What we need are snakes with legs, wings and that can breath fire, that would be interesting.

A dragon?

Yes.

Dragons would be interesting.

Komodo.

by **North Wiedna** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:20 pm

Tunizcha wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:A dragon?

Yes.

Dragons would be interesting.

Komodo.

No. They can only kill because their spit is full of dangerous bacteria. BTW, Viruses are pointless.

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