ANZG: The Trans-Tasman Thread

[Meowfoundland]

Bull, "refill" preety standed word round my way

In Scots College?

Well in our pleb schools we sketch our notes on scraps of cardboard.

You get cardboard?! We have to write our essays on the desks.

[Forster Keys]

Oh. You're such a lady's man Forsher!

In something totally unrelated, ever try to get high on glue or twink?

No, but that's utterly hilarious.

[Forster Keys]

In Scots College?

Well in our pleb schools we sketch our notes on scraps of cardboard.

You get cardboard?! We have to write our essays on the desks.

Well that's Victoria for you. Still, you're doing better than Queensland. At least you have schools.

[Meowfoundland]

You get cardboard?! We have to write our essays on the desks.

Well that's Victoria for you. Still, you're doing better than Queensland. At least you have schools.

And for this I am forever grateful to God, as my mandatory Christian Education class in primary school taught me to be.

[New Rogernomics]

In something totally unrelated, ever try to get high on glue or twink?

No, but that's utterly hilarious.

I thought that too, till I saw it in action.

[Forster Keys]

Well that's Victoria for you. Still, you're doing better than Queensland. At least you have schools.

And for this I am forever grateful to God, as my mandatory Christian Education class in primary school taught me to be.

I only learned that Messiah means the anointed one. And how retreating further into conservatism is a natural reaction when confronted with what is perceived as alien.

[Meowfoundland]

And for this I am forever grateful to God, as my mandatory Christian Education class in primary school taught me to be.

I only learned that Messiah means the anointed one. And how retreating further into conservatism is a natural reaction when confronted with what is perceived as alien.

I learned that the earth was created in 7 days and some kickin' tunes.

[New Rogernomics]

I only learned that Messiah means the anointed one. And how retreating further into conservatism is a natural reaction when confronted with what is perceived as alien.

I learned that the earth was created in 7 days and some kickin' tunes.

I found out that Noah's ark carried animals, and that some old guy called Moses parted waves, and drowned people.

[Forster Keys]

I only learned that Messiah means the anointed one. And how retreating further into conservatism is a natural reaction when confronted with what is perceived as alien.

I learned that the earth was created in 7 days and some kickin' tunes.

There was a girl that pricked her finger every night into a jar in the hope that she could bring Jesus back to life. This was year three.

[Meowfoundland]

I learned that the earth was created in 7 days and some kickin' tunes.

There was a girl that pricked her finger every night into a jar in the hope that she could bring Jesus back to life. This was year three.

That's... strange.

[Forster Keys]

There was a girl that pricked her finger every night into a jar in the hope that she could bring Jesus back to life. This was year three.

That's... strange.

Quite. I learned about fundamentalism from an early age. :/

[Forster Keys]

Bush bashed my way to a mate's place today through thick bush and marshland. Came out into the suburban housing estate after an hour or so, having almost stepped on a red-bellied black snake, bleeding from razor grass, wet past the knees from falling into sinkholes, covered in mud, swearing profusely with a swag over my shoulder containing half a serve of Caesar salad. I like to think of it as a Pyrrhic victory.

[Meowfoundland]

Bush bashed my way to a mate's place today through thick bush and marshland. Came out into the suburban housing estate after an hour or so, having almost stepped on a red-bellied black snake, bleeding from razor grass, wet past the knees from falling into sinkholes, covered in mud, swearing profusely with a swag over my shoulder containing half a serve of Caesar salad. I like to think of it as a Pyrrhic victory.

I went shopping at Aldi and had lunch at Nandos with my sister. City life at its finest.

Oh, wow, you have snakes?

[Forster Keys]

Bush bashed my way to a mate's place today through thick bush and marshland. Came out into the suburban housing estate after an hour or so, having almost stepped on a red-bellied black snake, bleeding from razor grass, wet past the knees from falling into sinkholes, covered in mud, swearing profusely with a swag over my shoulder containing half a serve of Caesar salad. I like to think of it as a Pyrrhic victory.

I went shopping at Aldi and had lunch at Nandos with my sister. City life at its finest.

Oh, wow, you have snakes?

Mmm... Portuguese. Totz jelly.

And yes, we have plenty. Confirming once again that all those stereotypes about the Australian bush aren't exactly stereotypes, and I'm a little bit stupid.

[Dazchan]

Bush bashed my way to a mate's place today through thick bush and marshland. Came out into the suburban housing estate after an hour or so, having almost stepped on a red-bellied black snake, bleeding from razor grass, wet past the knees from falling into sinkholes, covered in mud, swearing profusely with a swag over my shoulder containing half a serve of Caesar salad. I like to think of it as a Pyrrhic victory.

I went shopping at Aldi and had lunch at Nandos with my sister. City life at its finest.

Oh, wow, you have snakes?

I don't know of anywhere in Australia that doesn't have snakes. We actually had to desnake one of the interactive whiteboards at work yesterday, although that was a pet snake. We have gotten wild ones in the playground before.

You're from Melbourne, if I remember correctly. Maybe it's too cold there?

[Meowfoundland]

I went shopping at Aldi and had lunch at Nandos with my sister. City life at its finest.

Oh, wow, you have snakes?

Mmm... Portuguese. Totz jelly.

And yes, we have plenty. Confirming once again that all those stereotypes about the Australian bush aren't exactly stereotypes, and I'm a little bit stupid.

And you don't even live inland.

Wasn't there some kind of public transport you could have taken instead of your traipse through the lands of terror and adversity?

[Meowfoundland]

I went shopping at Aldi and had lunch at Nandos with my sister. City life at its finest.

Oh, wow, you have snakes?

I don't know of anywhere in Australia that doesn't have snakes. We actually had to desnake one of the interactive whiteboards at work yesterday, although that was a pet snake. We have gotten wild ones in the playground before.

You're from Melbourne, if I remember correctly. Maybe it's too cold there?

Yah, I'm from Melbourne. I've never seen a snake in the city before. There might be some in the Dandenongs, though, because the mountains are still quite heavily forested.

[Forsher]

Maybe two thirds of the way through an assessment due tomorrow (8:45pm) and the consistent crahing of the computer seems to have stopped. I'll pop back when I'm finished.

[Forster Keys]

Mmm... Portuguese. Totz jelly.

And yes, we have plenty. Confirming once again that all those stereotypes about the Australian bush aren't exactly stereotypes, and I'm a little bit stupid.

And you don't even live inland.

Wasn't there some kind of public transport you could have taken instead of your traipse through the lands of terror and adversity?

Snakes like the coast as much as people I think. And as for the public transport, there was a bus in twenty minutes, but I thought this way would be quicker and funner.

[New Rogernomics]

Bush bashed my way to a mate's place today through thick bush and marshland. Came out into the suburban housing estate after an hour or so, having almost stepped on a red-bellied black snake, bleeding from razor grass, wet past the knees from falling into sinkholes, covered in mud, swearing profusely with a swag over my shoulder containing half a serve of Caesar salad. I like to think of it as a Pyrrhic victory.

I went shopping at Aldi and had lunch at Nandos with my sister. City life at its finest.

Oh, wow, you have snakes?

Nandos, last time I went there the food was cold and overpriced, I was lucky I didn't catch food poisoning; which I have a strong resistance to in fact, due to my experiences with the consumption of expired food produce.

[Forster Keys]

Maybe two thirds of the way through an assessment due tomorrow (8:45pm) and the consistent crahing of the computer seems to have stopped. I'll pop back when I'm finished.

Good luck comrade.

[Dazchan]

I don't know of anywhere in Australia that doesn't have snakes. We actually had to desnake one of the interactive whiteboards at work yesterday, although that was a pet snake. We have gotten wild ones in the playground before.

You're from Melbourne, if I remember correctly. Maybe it's too cold there?

Yah, I'm from Melbourne. I've never seen a snake in the city before. There might be some in the Dandenongs, though, because the mountains are still quite heavily forested.

Sydney gets snakes, even in the city.

[New Rogernomics]

And you don't even live inland.

Wasn't there some kind of public transport you could have taken instead of your traipse through the lands of terror and adversity?

Snakes like the coast as much as people I think. And as for the public transport, there was a bus in twenty minutes, but I thought this way would be quicker and funner.

I prefer walking, or running to catching private or public transport, I also have a fear of driving; to a certain extent.

[Forster Keys]

Snakes like the coast as much as people I think. And as for the public transport, there was a bus in twenty minutes, but I thought this way would be quicker and funner.

I prefer walking, or running to catching private or public transport, I also have a fear of driving; to a certain extent.

I prefer those too. It keeps you fitter. Though being covered in sweat can get kind of annoying.

[Jafas United]

I went shopping at Aldi and had lunch at Nandos with my sister. City life at its finest.

Oh, wow, you have snakes?

Mmm... Portuguese. Totz jelly.

And yes, we have plenty. Confirming once again that all those stereotypes about the Australian bush aren't exactly stereotypes, and I'm a little bit stupid.

Hehe. We have no snakes here. St Patrick must love us too.