2nd American Revolution

[Greed and Death]

I don't know but Rumors are all a true American needs to start shooting politicians.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrielle_Giffords

No I was Quoting General Martin E. Dempsey.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Dempsey

When he was talking about when he would back a civil disorder.

[Escchelary]

No president would declare martial law if he valued his position. However, I do agree on the education thing. Textbooks claiming Clinton was the most recent President are tiring.

[LiangLai]

No... just no. Even though I dislike a lot of Obama's policies, there still isn't enough reason for revolution.

[Ifreann]

I think there's a phrase about snowballs in hell that adequately describes the chances of a second revolution in America.

[Great Draconia]

I believe that it may be because when Obama was running for office 4 years ago,he said he was going to make it illegal to own a gun,which is a constitutional right.What do you think?

On the contrary, in the four years that he has been in office he has increased gun rights. He has signed bills allowing concealed carry into national parks and AmTrak trains.

People need to look at what he has ACTUALLY done instead of relying on the partisan rhetoric.

[Farnhamia]

No president would declare martial law if he valued his position. However, I do agree on the education thing. Textbooks claiming Clinton was the most recent President are tiring.

That's hardly something that can be put down against the President. Schoolbooks are bought at the state or local level and they're expensive. A rise in taxes might help, but the right has convinced people that they can have a great education system without actually paying for it.

[The Far Eastern Republic (Ancient)]

This is so far from the truth it's hilarious. This is like the other day when one of my closest friends and his mom tried to argue to me that Obama is a marxist hell bent on eliminating private enterprise and installing a leninist type government. They stated that Obamacare and welfare attract people to 'suck on the governments teet", and that this is but just the beginning of his struggle to gain tyrannical rule. Now these two people are like family to me but they are absolute dumbasses. Then another one of my friends now is arguing that Sheriff Arpaio (the bigoted Arizona sheriff who proposed that law to racially profile "illegal" latino's based on their looks) has solid evidence that Obama wasn't born in the US. These people are just so outrageous, Obama may not be a perfect president by any means, but he isn't a Muslim marxist who was simultaneously born in Kenya and Indonesia who is also the anti-christ...I mean when Bush was president, sure a lot of people made fun of his bafoonery, but hardly anybody was constructing such bullshit theories about him. Case in point, revolution would be highly unpopular, and you would pretty much be the only one waving your flag of dixie high and mighty running through the streets crying for revolution...so goodluck with that brah.

[Judepenic empire]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Barrack Hussein Obama
[BaRR-gl- AhK] [HOo-SEyN] [OH-BuH-Mah]

Does that SOUND AMERICAN!?

Say Obama, then,say OSAMA! Similar?

And you guys think he is GOOD?!!!! He just lowered the taxes to distract you! Plus, the Local Government forced my kids to go to another shcool since it was just built. The Mayor just said it needed funding.WE DONT EVEN NEED IT! YOU CANNOT FORCE US!! If You built it, you pay for it!

We dont need public aid,we cant even buy homes! For God sakes we have no friken JOBS!HE is a liar, and a COMMY!
Okay,Im calm now. But now, I just wanna know why abortion is legal,and murder is ILLEGAL?
That ESPECIALLY doesnt make since because he says he is a Christain! Embryos are people,they the DNA right?Well if he is a Christain,how come he SUPPORTS ABORTION!

He just puts his wife in commercials for preenting obesity. Except he forcefully gets rid of snack machines at schools and offices,which is socialist. But when she does commercials, shes trying to hipnotise you, by saying we need to do something,but forcefully. So you think its alright.

[Simon Cowell of the RR]

Over the past few days on the internet/,people have been talking about how Obama is declaring martial law and it is time for revolution.What do you think?I believe that it may be because when Obama was running for office 4 years ago,he said he was going to make it illegal to own a gun,which is a constitutional right.What do you think?Is it time for revolution in USA?Also,they are spending so much money on a war in Afghanistan,and my school books were published in 1990!They are spending more money on that damn war than on education!Your thoughts?

You do realize that education is a local/state issue, right? And that is because of your neocons, who think that ebil Big Goverbent is going to brainwash the children. Something, apparently, the parents want to do instead. /what could be a longer rant

Besides the fact that statement loses any legitimacy you have at a claim, allow me to refute your other statements.

Owning a gun is not a constitutional right. Read the amendment, and read the Supreme Court precedent. You do not get to decide what the 2nd means and what it does not, SCOTUS does.

The President cannot and will not declare martial law. He easily one of the smartest 1,000 Americans and knows that martial law is pointless. Your statement also disproves itself because, obviously, martial law is unenforceable.

[Farnhamia]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Barrack Hussein Obama
[BaRR-gl- AhK] [HOo-SEyN] [OH-uH-Mah]

Does that SOUND AMERICAN!?

Say Obama, then,say OSAMA! Similar?

And you guys think he is GOOD?!!!! He just lowered the taxes to distract you! Plus, the Local Government forced my kids to go to another shcool since it was just built. The Mayor just said it needed funding.WE DONT EVEN NEED IT! YOU CANNOT FORCE US!! If You built it, you pay for it!

We dont need public aid,we cant even buy homes! For God sakes we have no friken JOBS!HE is a liar, and a COMMY!
Okay,Im calm now. But now, I just wanna know why abortion is legal,and murder is ILLEGAL?
That ESPECIALLY doesnt make since because he says he is a Christain! Embryos are people,they the DNA right?Well if he is a Christain,how come he SUPPORTS ABORTION!

He just puts his wife in commercials for preenting obesity. Except he forcefully gets rid of snack machines at schools and offices,which is socialist. But when she does commercials, shes trying to hipnotise you, by saying we need to do something,but forcefully. So you think its alright.

Oh, how trolling has declined. Tsk.

[Great Draconia]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Barrack Hussein Obama
[BaRR-gl- AhK] [HOo-SEyN] [OH-BuH-Mah]

Does that SOUND AMERICAN!?

Say Obama, then,say OSAMA! Similar?

And you guys think he is GOOD?!!!! He just lowered the taxes to distract you! Plus, the Local Government forced my kids to go to another shcool since it was just built. The Mayor just said it needed funding.WE DONT EVEN NEED IT! YOU CANNOT FORCE US!! If You built it, you pay for it!

We dont need public aid,we cant even buy homes! For God sakes we have no friken JOBS!HE is a liar, and a COMMY!
Okay,Im calm now. But now, I just wanna know why abortion is legal,and murder is ILLEGAL?
That ESPECIALLY doesnt make since because he says he is a Christain! Embryos are people,they the DNA right?Well if he is a Christain,how come he SUPPORTS ABORTION!

He just puts his wife in commercials for preenting obesity. Except he forcefully gets rid of snack machines at schools and offices,which is socialist. But when she does commercials, shes trying to hipnotise you, by saying we need to do something,but forcefully. So you think its alright.

This has to be satire, otherwise I have no more faith in humanity.

[The Far Eastern Republic (Ancient)]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Barrack Hussein Obama
[BaRR-gl- AhK] [HOo-SEyN] [OH-uH-Mah]

Does that SOUND AMERICAN!?

Say Obama, then,say OSAMA! Similar?

And you guys think he is GOOD?!!!! He just lowered the taxes to distract you! Plus, the Local Government forced my kids to go to another shcool since it was just built. The Mayor just said it needed funding.WE DONT EVEN NEED IT! YOU CANNOT FORCE US!! If You built it, you pay for it!

We dont need public aid,we cant even buy homes! For God sakes we have no friken JOBS!HE is a liar, and a COMMY!
Okay,Im calm now. But now, I just wanna know why abortion is legal,and murder is ILLEGAL?
That ESPECIALLY doesnt make since because he says he is a Christain! Embryos are people,they the DNA right?Well if he is a Christain,how come he SUPPORTS ABORTION!

He just puts his wife in commercials for preenting obesity. Except he forcefully gets rid of snack machines at schools and offices,which is socialist. But when she does commercials, shes trying to hipnotise you, by saying we need to do something,but forcefully. So you think its alright.

Can't tell if troll or just really, really shitty parent/overall human being...

[Alien Space Bats]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Barrack Hussein Obama
[BaRR-gl- AhK] [HOo-SEyN] [OH-BuH-Mah]

Does that SOUND AMERICAN!?

Say Obama, then,say OSAMA! Similar?

And you guys think he is GOOD?!!!! He just lowered the taxes to distract you! Plus, the Local Government forced my kids to go to another shcool since it was just built. The Mayor just said it needed funding.WE DONT EVEN NEED IT! YOU CANNOT FORCE US!! If You built it, you pay for it!

We dont need public aid,we cant even buy homes! For God sakes we have no friken JOBS!HE is a liar, and a COMMY!
Okay,Im calm now. But now, I just wanna know why abortion is legal,and murder is ILLEGAL?
That ESPECIALLY doesnt make since because he says he is a Christain! Embryos are people,they the DNA right?Well if he is a Christain,how come he SUPPORTS ABORTION!

He just puts his wife in commercials for preenting obesity. Except he forcefully gets rid of snack machines at schools and offices,which is socialist. But when she does commercials, shes trying to hipnotise you, by saying we need to do something,but forcefully. So you think its alright.

<looks at flag and name>

Are you twitting somebody, perchance?

[Ifreann]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Barrack Hussein Obama
[BaRR-gl- AhK] [HOo-SEyN] [OH-BuH-Mah]

Does that SOUND AMERICAN!?

Say Obama, then,say OSAMA! Similar?

And you guys think he is GOOD?!!!! He just lowered the taxes to distract you! Plus, the Local Government forced my kids to go to another shcool since it was just built. The Mayor just said it needed funding.WE DONT EVEN NEED IT! YOU CANNOT FORCE US!! If You built it, you pay for it!

We dont need public aid,we cant even buy homes! For God sakes we have no friken JOBS!HE is a liar, and a COMMY!
Okay,Im calm now. But now, I just wanna know why abortion is legal,and murder is ILLEGAL?
That ESPECIALLY doesnt make since because he says he is a Christain! Embryos are people,they the DNA right?Well if he is a Christain,how come he SUPPORTS ABORTION!

He just puts his wife in commercials for preenting obesity. Except he forcefully gets rid of snack machines at schools and offices,which is socialist. But when she does commercials, shes trying to hipnotise you, by saying we need to do something,but forcefully. So you think its alright.

Oh gods, my brain, it cannot handle the madness.

[Farnhamia]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Barrack Hussein Obama
[BaRR-gl- AhK] [HOo-SEyN] [OH-BuH-Mah]

Does that SOUND AMERICAN!?

Say Obama, then,say OSAMA! Similar?

And you guys think he is GOOD?!!!! He just lowered the taxes to distract you! Plus, the Local Government forced my kids to go to another shcool since it was just built. The Mayor just said it needed funding.WE DONT EVEN NEED IT! YOU CANNOT FORCE US!! If You built it, you pay for it!

We dont need public aid,we cant even buy homes! For God sakes we have no friken JOBS!HE is a liar, and a COMMY!
Okay,Im calm now. But now, I just wanna know why abortion is legal,and murder is ILLEGAL?
That ESPECIALLY doesnt make since because he says he is a Christain! Embryos are people,they the DNA right?Well if he is a Christain,how come he SUPPORTS ABORTION!

He just puts his wife in commercials for preenting obesity. Except he forcefully gets rid of snack machines at schools and offices,which is socialist. But when she does commercials, shes trying to hipnotise you, by saying we need to do something,but forcefully. So you think its alright.

Oh gods, my brain, it cannot handle the madness.

Have another drink. I think I will.

[Simon Cowell of the RR]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Barrack Hussein Obama
[BaRR-gl- AhK] [HOo-SEyN] [OH-uH-Mah]

Does that SOUND AMERICAN!?

Say Obama, then,say OSAMA! Similar?

And you guys think he is GOOD?!!!! He just lowered the taxes to distract you! Plus, the Local Government forced my kids to go to another shcool since it was just built. The Mayor just said it needed funding.WE DONT EVEN NEED IT! YOU CANNOT FORCE US!! If You built it, you pay for it!

We dont need public aid,we cant even buy homes! For God sakes we have no friken JOBS!HE is a liar, and a COMMY!
Okay,Im calm now. But now, I just wanna know why abortion is legal,and murder is ILLEGAL?
That ESPECIALLY doesnt make since because he says he is a Christain! Embryos are people,they the DNA right?Well if he is a Christain,how come he SUPPORTS ABORTION!

He just puts his wife in commercials for preenting obesity. Except he forcefully gets rid of snack machines at schools and offices,which is socialist. But when she does commercials, shes trying to hipnotise you, by saying we need to do something,but forcefully. So you think its alright.

Good FSM, please be a troll.
"[sic]Shes trying to [sic]hipnotise you."

"We dont[sic] need public aid,we cant[sic] even buy homes! For God[sic] sakes[sic] we have no friken[sic] JOBS!"
That is so incongruous it is laughable. You don't need public aid, but you don't have jobs and can't buy homes. You also accuse him of being a "commy[sic]" and yet also are angry because he does not make jobs?

[Zonolia]

To ban guns would require a suspension of the constitution which no entity has the authority to do, either that or an amendment which would require a majority CONGRESSIONAL (both house) vote, the president's approval, and ratification by a majority of the states of the union...ain't gonna happen.

[Wikkiwallana]

This is so far from the truth it's hilarious. This is like the other day when one of my closest friends and his mom tried to argue to me that Obama is a marxist hell bent on eliminating private enterprise and installing a leninist type government. They stated that Obamacare and welfare attract people to 'suck on the governments teet", and that this is but just the beginning of his struggle to gain tyrannical rule. Now these two people are like family to me but they are absolute dumbasses. Then another one of my friends now is arguing that Sheriff Arpaio (the bigoted Arizona sheriff who proposed that law to racially profile "illegal" latino's based on their looks) has solid evidence that Obama wasn't born in the US. These people are just so outrageous, Obama may not be a perfect president by any means, but he isn't a Muslim marxist who was simultaneously born in Kenya and Indonesia who is also the anti-christ...I mean when Bush was president, sure a lot of people made fun of his bafoonery, but hardly anybody was constructing such bullshit theories about him. Case in point, revolution would be highly unpopular, and you would pretty much be the only one waving your flag of dixie high and mighty running through the streets crying for revolution...so goodluck with that brah.

Sure there were, they just weren't as extreme in most cases:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/presiq.asp
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bush.asp
http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/nostra.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/eminem.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/completion.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/kinsley.asp
http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/recreate.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp

[The Far Eastern Republic (Ancient)]

This is so far from the truth it's hilarious. This is like the other day when one of my closest friends and his mom tried to argue to me that Obama is a marxist hell bent on eliminating private enterprise and installing a leninist type government. They stated that Obamacare and welfare attract people to 'suck on the governments teet", and that this is but just the beginning of his struggle to gain tyrannical rule. Now these two people are like family to me but they are absolute dumbasses. Then another one of my friends now is arguing that Sheriff Arpaio (the bigoted Arizona sheriff who proposed that law to racially profile "illegal" latino's based on their looks) has solid evidence that Obama wasn't born in the US. These people are just so outrageous, Obama may not be a perfect president by any means, but he isn't a Muslim marxist who was simultaneously born in Kenya and Indonesia who is also the anti-christ...I mean when Bush was president, sure a lot of people made fun of his bafoonery, but hardly anybody was constructing such bullshit theories about him. Case in point, revolution would be highly unpopular, and you would pretty much be the only one waving your flag of dixie high and mighty running through the streets crying for revolution...so goodluck with that brah.

Sure there were, they just weren't as extreme in most cases:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/presiq.asp
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bush.asp
http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/nostra.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/eminem.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/completion.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/kinsley.asp
http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/recreate.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp

Touche my friend, touche. However as you said they weren't nearly as extreme usually, and didn't carry much merrit to tell the truth.

[The Congregationists]

This all sounds quite black helicopter-ish to me. Don't think so.

[Embark]

You've posted the answer to your own question when you discuss the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Most Americans just do not have the stomach for war, let alone one within the United States. I do not support Obama or his policies but a revolution against him is just a silly thought.

[Farnhamia]

To ban guns would require a suspension of the constitution which no entity has the authority to do, either that or an amendment which would require a majority CONGRESSIONAL (both house) vote, the president's approval, and ratification by a majority of the states of the union...ain't gonna happen.

A 2/3 majority of both Houses and a 3/4 majority of the states, yeah.

[Astrolinium]

Also,they are spending so much money on a war in Afghanistan,and my school books were published in 1990!They are spending more money on that damn war than on education!Your thoughts?

What's your State and your local school district doing with their tax receipts, if they're not buying books?

I know mine's buying flatscreen tvs and putting down a new turf football field. Only the absolute necessities.

Well, they're also tearing down the old buildings in the school and putting up new ones, but this time without asbestos. That one's probably actually necessary.

[Meowfoundland]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Barrack Hussein Obama
[BaRR-gl- AhK] [HOo-SEyN] [OH-BuH-Mah]

Does that SOUND AMERICAN!?

Say Obama, then,say OSAMA! Similar?

And you guys think he is GOOD?!!!! He just lowered the taxes to distract you! Plus, the Local Government forced my kids to go to another shcool since it was just built. The Mayor just said it needed funding.WE DONT EVEN NEED IT! YOU CANNOT FORCE US!! If You built it, you pay for it!

We dont need public aid,we cant even buy homes! For God sakes we have no friken JOBS!HE is a liar, and a COMMY!
Okay,Im calm now. But now, I just wanna know why abortion is legal,and murder is ILLEGAL?
That ESPECIALLY doesnt make since because he says he is a Christain! Embryos are people,they the DNA right?Well if he is a Christain,how come he SUPPORTS ABORTION!

He just puts his wife in commercials for preenting obesity. Except he forcefully gets rid of snack machines at schools and offices,which is socialist. But when she does commercials, shes trying to hipnotise you, by saying we need to do something,but forcefully. So you think its alright.

Whoops, there we go. Something even more insane.

[Azakhia]

Before we can even think about another US revolution, we must exhaust the first 2 boxes .

1. The soap box.

2. The ballot box.

3. The ammo box.

Before we can even call for a revolt, we must make sure that all legal venues are exhausted first. It is the only way that I would personally back and support a revolt, after all legal ways are done and the government decides that they will no longer accept the will of the electorate.