Rush Limbaugh: Women Who Want Birth Control Are Sluts

[The Anti-Cosmic Gods]

Wait.... we don't like sluts now?

WTF why?????

You know how people talk about the "virgin/whore dichotomy"?

The real problem is actually that conservatives are struggling with the "slut/whore dichotomy."

See, you pay a whore, and she provides you with sex that is all about you. That's the kind of transactional relationship they can understand. They assume women never actually want sex, they just can be bribed to submit (grudgingly) to sex.

But a slut, she's a female person who...wants sex?? For herself??? Because she LIKES IT???

That's...why, that's almost...human. And we all know that can't be right. Women are alien creatures made of sugar and spice and that weird blue liquid they use in the maxi pad commercials. Woman, she is a mystery, right fellas?

Besides, if it's possible for a woman to actually want sex, or even to seek it out for her own pleasure, then that would lead to all sorts of uncomfortable possibilities. Like, say, the reason why women won't sleep with you might not be simply because all women hate the very idea of sex. It might, in fact, be because women hate the idea of sex WITH YOU. It might be that a lot of women simply aren't interested in being bribed to please you, when they could be out having their fun-to-rub bits rubbed by somebody fun.

Those fucking sluts.

Its amazing to me how many men resist the notion that women...enjoy sex.

[Fluffy Coyotes]

Besides, if it's possible for a woman to actually want sex, or even to seek it out for her own pleasure, then that would lead to all sorts of uncomfortable possibilities. Like, say, the reason why women won't sleep with you might not be simply because all women hate the very idea of sex. It might, in fact, be because women hate the idea of sex WITH YOU. It might be that a lot of women simply aren't interested in being bribed to please you, when they could be out having their fun-to-rub bits rubbed by somebody fun.

You say this as if the assumption that women don't want sex was all about not getting it themselves. As if it couldn't have anything to do with finding the reasoning why more convincing than the reasoning why not. Or just getting the impression from the nature and tone of the discussions of the subject that the "women enjoy sex" crowd didn't seem to be the most rational side. (Don't get me wrong, it's a mixed bag either way, but I can see how someone could get the wrong first impression, especially given a limited sample of such discussions.)

If that's the case, to what do you attribute the attitudes towards sexuality of more popular celebrities? (IIRC Chris Rock had somewhat of a "men have to fend for themselves, women can get sex when they want" attitude and he's fairly popular.)

[Bottle]

Besides, if it's possible for a woman to actually want sex, or even to seek it out for her own pleasure, then that would lead to all sorts of uncomfortable possibilities. Like, say, the reason why women won't sleep with you might not be simply because all women hate the very idea of sex. It might, in fact, be because women hate the idea of sex WITH YOU. It might be that a lot of women simply aren't interested in being bribed to please you, when they could be out having their fun-to-rub bits rubbed by somebody fun.

You say this as if the assumption that women don't want sex was all about not getting it themselves. As if it couldn't have anything to do with finding the reasoning why more convincing than the reasoning why not. Or perceiving

No, actually I don't. Try again.

[Fluffy Coyotes]

... then how the hell else am I to interpret that post? Try to be a bit clearer.

Also, I finished the first paragraph (forgot to first time) please edit that in accordingly.

[The Anti-Cosmic Gods]

Wait, someone is really objecting to the idea that women like having their naughty bits touched?

[Gauthier]

And the Limblob Advertisers Body Count has increased by two more (AOL and Tax Resolution Services) to nine total. Ten if you count Peter Gabriel demanding that his song "Sledgehammer" be stripped of the Slut Taint of the Limbaugh Show.

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[Wikkiwallana]

You know how people talk about the "virgin/whore dichotomy"?

The real problem is actually that conservatives are struggling with the "slut/whore dichotomy."

See, you pay a whore, and she provides you with sex that is all about you. That's the kind of transactional relationship they can understand. They assume women never actually want sex, they just can be bribed to submit (grudgingly) to sex.

But a slut, she's a female person who...wants sex?? For herself??? Because she LIKES IT???

That's...why, that's almost...human. And we all know that can't be right. Women are alien creatures made of sugar and spice and that weird blue liquid they use in the maxi pad commercials. Woman, she is a mystery, right fellas?

Besides, if it's possible for a woman to actually want sex, or even to seek it out for her own pleasure, then that would lead to all sorts of uncomfortable possibilities. Like, say, the reason why women won't sleep with you might not be simply because all women hate the very idea of sex. It might, in fact, be because women hate the idea of sex WITH YOU. It might be that a lot of women simply aren't interested in being bribed to please you, when they could be out having their fun-to-rub bits rubbed by somebody fun.

Those fucking sluts.

Its amazing to me how many men resist the notion that women...enjoy sex.

Well, if you are 100% perfect and the person everyone should model themselves after, and yet every time you have sex your partner looks like she is trying to hold back vomit the entire time, it clearly can't be your fault, you are perfect, after all, therefore, the obvious reason is that only men are capable of enjoying sex.

[Grave_n_idle]

You know how people talk about the "virgin/whore dichotomy"?

The real problem is actually that conservatives are struggling with the "slut/whore dichotomy."

See, you pay a whore, and she provides you with sex that is all about you. That's the kind of transactional relationship they can understand. They assume women never actually want sex, they just can be bribed to submit (grudgingly) to sex.

But a slut, she's a female person who...wants sex?? For herself??? Because she LIKES IT???

That's...why, that's almost...human. And we all know that can't be right. Women are alien creatures made of sugar and spice and that weird blue liquid they use in the maxi pad commercials. Woman, she is a mystery, right fellas?

Besides, if it's possible for a woman to actually want sex, or even to seek it out for her own pleasure, then that would lead to all sorts of uncomfortable possibilities. Like, say, the reason why women won't sleep with you might not be simply because all women hate the very idea of sex. It might, in fact, be because women hate the idea of sex WITH YOU. It might be that a lot of women simply aren't interested in being bribed to please you, when they could be out having their fun-to-rub bits rubbed by somebody fun.

Those fucking sluts.

Its amazing to me how many men resist the notion that women...enjoy sex.

Being realistic,if you are Rush Limbaugh, chances are you've never encountered a woman enjoying sex.

Yeah. I went there.

[New England and The Maritimes]

Its amazing to me how many men resist the notion that women...enjoy sex.

Being realistic,if you are Rush Limbaugh, chances are you've never encountered a woman enjoying sex.

Yeah. I went there.

I don't think Rush has ever encountered a woman having sex, either. I heartell he's more into little girls on caribbean islands, honestly.

[The Anti-Cosmic Gods]

Its amazing to me how many men resist the notion that women...enjoy sex.

Being realistic,if you are Rush Limbaugh, chances are you've never encountered a woman enjoying sex.

Yeah. I went there.

Hehehe

[Fluffy Coyotes]

Its amazing to me how many men resist the notion that women...enjoy sex.

Being realistic,if you are Rush Limbaugh, chances are you've never encountered a woman enjoying sex.

Yeah. I went there.

That... seems to be a bit redundant with Bottle's point, though given that I supposedly misinterpreted I'm not sure.

[Augarundus]

Doesn't conceive when she consummates her marriage?

whooooooooore

[Gauthier]

Doesn't conceive when she consummates her marriage?

whooooooooore

Whores are sterile, it's a fact!

[Cannot think of a name]

Besides, if it's possible for a woman to actually want sex, or even to seek it out for her own pleasure, then that would lead to all sorts of uncomfortable possibilities. Like, say, the reason why women won't sleep with you might not be simply because all women hate the very idea of sex. It might, in fact, be because women hate the idea of sex WITH YOU. It might be that a lot of women simply aren't interested in being bribed to please you, when they could be out having their fun-to-rub bits rubbed by somebody fun.

Those fucking sluts.

This has always been more frustrating to me than anything...because if anyone was honest with themselves this is everyone's default position.

Like, look...I live in California, there are attractive women fucking everywhere. And I look, I'm not running for saint, there are times I have to remind myself I'm being rude and I work on it. But even in those moments, I don't actually want to fuck that person. I might think they're attractive, my libido might be interested in seeing them naked, but actually do the dirty deed, dude, c'mon.

And it has nothing to do with 'standards,' it has everything to do with not having any sort of connection with this stranger that makes me want to be naked in their presence. "I'd hit that" is more bravado and bullshit than it is gospel. Most of the people we meet we haven't the slightest interest in boning. Even if you're a 'horn dog', you'd have to be Wilt Fucking Chamberlan to want to fuck every set of compatible genitalia that wandered your way.


...off the rails here, I'll just let myself out.

[Socialdemokraterne]

And the Limblob Advertisers Body Count has increased by two more (AOL and Tax Resolution Services) to nine total. Ten if you count Peter Gabriel demanding that his song "Sledgehammer" be stripped of the Slut Taint of the Limbaugh Show.

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Rush Limbaugh Advertiser Tax Resolution Services Co. Is Ninth Company To Pull Content From Radio Program

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I respond thus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlVS_A1nouI

Let's hope the Rush Limbaugh show has finally met its end.

[Alien Space Bats]

You're on a place where 14 year old boys pretend they're doctors and assert that pregnancy is magical and safe and anyone who would rather not get one is actually a stupid lazy slut.

Or that short life and early death are God's punishment for being a stupid lazy slut, take your pick.

[Bottle]

Its amazing to me how many men resist the notion that women...enjoy sex.

Being realistic,if you are Rush Limbaugh, chances are you've never encountered a woman enjoying sex.

Yeah. I went there.

It's not just that. If you are Rush Limbaugh, what you resent is the very suggestion that a woman COULD enjoy sex. Women's sexuality is supposed to be passive. Their various holes and parts exist for male gratification. The suggestion that the female entity who is providing life support for said holes and parts might have desires of her own is as offensive as if your fleshlight spoke up and suggested that you try a different grip tonight.

[Poorisolation]

Being realistic,if you are Rush Limbaugh, chances are you've never encountered a woman enjoying sex.

Yeah. I went there.

It's not just that. If you are Rush Limbaugh, what you resent is the very suggestion that a woman COULD enjoy sex. Women's sexuality is supposed to be passive. Their various holes and parts exist for male gratification. The suggestion that the female entity who is providing life support for said holes and parts might have desires of her own is as offensive as if your fleshlight spoke up and suggested that you try a different grip tonight.

His latest concern is that Obama is trying to get in touch with women voters when any true Limbaughian knows that in America women vote as their husbands or failing that, fathers tell them to.

[Ifreann]

Being realistic,if you are Rush Limbaugh, chances are you've never encountered a woman enjoying sex.

Yeah. I went there.

It's not just that. If you are Rush Limbaugh, what you resent is the very suggestion that a woman COULD enjoy sex. Women's sexuality is supposed to be passive. Their various holes and parts exist for male gratification. The suggestion that the female entity who is providing life support for said holes and parts might have desires of her own is as offensive as if your fleshlight spoke up and suggested that you try a different grip tonight.

That said, I bet someone's working on installing sensors into Real Dolls that'll do exactly that. Some day even the robot women you order from a very discreet website(hookerbotloveyoulongtime.jp) will enjoy sex. I dare say Rush would be rendered incoherent with bafflement and impotent rage.

[Four-sided Triangles]

Its amazing to me how many men resist the notion that women...enjoy sex.

Men seem to attach their self-worth to their ability to get laid. If they aren't getting laid, they figure, something must be wrong with them.

[Xsyne]

That's...why, that's almost...human. And we all know that can't be right. Women are alien creatures made of sugar and spice and that weird blue liquid they use in the maxi pad commercials.

I believe the technical term for that is "Chemical X".

[Gauthier]

That's...why, that's almost...human. And we all know that can't be right. Women are alien creatures made of sugar and spice and that weird blue liquid they use in the maxi pad commercials.

I believe the technical term for that is "Chemical X".

Nah, if that was the case every woman in the country would have flown over to Limblob and beat the crap out of him.

[Revolutopia]

Jon Stewart on Rush's comments and more

[Farnhamia]

Its amazing to me how many men resist the notion that women...enjoy sex.

Men seem to attach their self-worth to their ability to get laid. If they aren't getting laid, they figure, something must be wrong with them.

No, they figure something must be wrong with women, not with them. It's women who think, something must be wrong with me.

[Evraim]

You know how people talk about the "virgin/whore dichotomy"?

The real problem is actually that conservatives are struggling with the "slut/whore dichotomy."

See, you pay a whore, and she provides you with sex that is all about you. That's the kind of transactional relationship they can understand. They assume women never actually want sex, they just can be bribed to submit (grudgingly) to sex.

But a slut, she's a female person who...wants sex?? For herself??? Because she LIKES IT???

That's...why, that's almost...human. And we all know that can't be right. Women are alien creatures made of sugar and spice and that weird blue liquid they use in the maxi pad commercials. Woman, she is a mystery, right fellas?

Besides, if it's possible for a woman to actually want sex, or even to seek it out for her own pleasure, then that would lead to all sorts of uncomfortable possibilities. Like, say, the reason why women won't sleep with you might not be simply because all women hate the very idea of sex. It might, in fact, be because women hate the idea of sex WITH YOU. It might be that a lot of women simply aren't interested in being bribed to please you, when they could be out having their fun-to-rub bits rubbed by somebody fun.

Those fucking sluts.

Its amazing to me how many men resist the notion that women...enjoy sex.

I do not resist it. I believe that anybody who utilizes sexual activity in the absence of love is engaging in a masturbatory endeavor, which I perceive as less noble, less beautiful, and less worthy than a relationship based on something more meaningful than physical pleasure. That's my opinion. I consider a slut, male or female, anybody who participate in sexual activity devoid of emotions. Essentially, to me, a slut is somebody who turns it into something masturbatory. Yes, it's pleasurable. I understand that, but you shouldn't expect me to consider pleausre as something necessarily ethical or good. Especially not as ethical or good as actual passions.

Men seem to attach their self-worth to their ability to get laid. If they aren't getting laid, they figure, something must be wrong with them.

No, they figure something must be wrong with women, not with them. It's women who think, something must be wrong with me.

This does differ from person to person. Both men and women have feelings of inadequacy about sexual intercourse, and both men and women can choose to believe that something is wrong with the opposite sex.