i don't want to meet new PEOPLE

[Cameroi]

i want to meet new PLACES where people will let my live the way i believe in.
earning my own keep, but doing so without stress, and as a hermit.

[Vetalia]

Unfortunately, the world's supply of untamed wilds ripe for solitary wanderings has grown pretty thin as of late...

[The Black Forrest]

Ted?

[Jeruselem]

Mars is a good place to start.

[New Ziedrich]

Oh, okay then.

[Post-Unity Terra]

Compelling blog.

[Zatarack]

Get off the grid.

[Ryadn]

Unfortunately, the world's supply of untamed wilds ripe for solitary wanderings has grown pretty thin as of late...

Nah. There's whole swathes of Sky States that you could get lost in, and the northern half of Canada is more or less populated by moose, right?

[Zatarack]

Unfortunately, the world's supply of untamed wilds ripe for solitary wanderings has grown pretty thin as of late...

Nah. There's whole swathes of Sky States that you could get lost in, and the northern half of Canada is more or less populated by moose, right?

Except for the occasional wolverine.

[Barzan]

Unfortunately, the world's supply of untamed wilds ripe for solitary wanderings has grown pretty thin as of late...

Nah. There's whole swathes of Sky States that you could get lost in, and the northern half of Canada is more or less populated by moose, right?

Except for the occasional wolverine.

Eskimos Inuit, but there aren't *THAT* many. You should live on that one island that we keep fighting with Denmark about so that we can make a legitimate claim. You'll be our flag-bearer. After that, the Queen can grant Canada as the protectors of the island of Turks and Caicos, seeing as how they aren't fit to govern even their own domestic - let alone foreign - affairs. Canada will thus begin its slow, clandestine march towards world domination! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Soratsin]

Unfortunately, the world's supply of untamed wilds ripe for solitary wanderings has grown pretty thin as of late...

Nah. There's whole swathes of Sky States that you could get lost in, and the northern half of Canada is more or less populated by moose, right?

"Mostly"? What the hell? There are people in northern Canada?

[Ryadn]

Unfortunately, the world's supply of untamed wilds ripe for solitary wanderings has grown pretty thin as of late...

Nah. There's whole swathes of Sky States that you could get lost in, and the northern half of Canada is more or less populated by moose, right?

Except for the occasional wolverine.

Eskimos Inuit, but there aren't *THAT* many.

I almost added "and don't poach off any Inuit hunting grounds", but I figured the chances of accidentally running into a tribe were slim.

You should live on that one island that we keep fighting with Denmark about so that we can make a legitimate claim. You'll be our flag-bearer. After that, the Queen can grant Canada as the protectors of the island of Turks and Caicos, seeing as how they aren't fit to govern even their own domestic - let alone foreign - affairs. Canada will thus begin its slow, clandestine march towards world domination! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Will there be free beavertails for all?

[Ryadn]

Unfortunately, the world's supply of untamed wilds ripe for solitary wanderings has grown pretty thin as of late...

Nah. There's whole swathes of Sky States that you could get lost in, and the northern half of Canada is more or less populated by moose, right?

"Mostly"? What the hell? There are people in northern Canada?

Um... I didn't say "mostly". I said "moose". I'm pretty sure there are moose.

And, yes, some people, too. A friend of mine who lives in Edmonton now was raised in Slave Lake.

[Zatarack]

Unfortunately, the world's supply of untamed wilds ripe for solitary wanderings has grown pretty thin as of late...

Nah. There's whole swathes of Sky States that you could get lost in, and the northern half of Canada is more or less populated by moose, right?

"Mostly"? What the hell? There are people in northern Canada?

Leadin scientists believe their presence is best explained by the phenomenon known as "stubborn steel balls."

[Barzan]

Will there be free beavertails for all?

There will be both free beaver and free tail.

And, yes, some people, too. A friend of mine who lives in Edmonton now was raised in Slave Lake.

That lake will serve a different purpose under the New Canadian World Order. The name shall remain the same though.

[Soratsin]

Um... I didn't say "mostly". I said "moose". I'm pretty sure there are moose.

And, yes, some people, too. A friend of mine who lives in Edmonton now was raised in Slave Lake.

I was being sarcastic...And I swear you did say mostly.

[Barringtonia]

Back in the 18th Century, when the natural landscape gardening movement was all the rage, stately houses in the UK used to actually hire people as hermits,

They'd have a hermitage, and for added effect they'd need a hermit,

[Ryadn]

Um... I didn't say "mostly". I said "moose". I'm pretty sure there are moose.

And, yes, some people, too. A friend of mine who lives in Edmonton now was raised in Slave Lake.

I was being sarcastic...And I swear you did say mostly.

"Mostly" and "moose" do share three letters.

[Straughn]

Will there be free beavertails for all?

There will be both free beaver and free tail.

It's never free. There's always some kind of cost.

[Barzan]

Will there be free beavertails for all?

There will be both free beaver and free tail.

It's never free. There's always some kind of cost.

Well, yeah, there's your dignity I suppose. And your health. But there is no monetary cost!

[Taeshan]

i want to meet new PLACES where people will let my live the way i believe in.
earning my own keep, but doing so without stress, and as a hermit.

That was the American Dream, now look at us.

[Pope Joan]

I've got things to see and people to do...

[The Norse Hordes]

Unfortunately, the world's supply of untamed wilds ripe for solitary wanderings has grown pretty thin as of late...

Nah. There's whole swathes of Sky States that you could get lost in, and the northern half of Canada is more or less populated by moose, right?

Not even that. Palin took a helicopter trip over that region once.


There were no moose survivors.

[Straughn]

Well, yeah, there's your dignity I suppose. And your health. But there is no monetary cost!

Rule #109: Dignity and an empty sack are still worth an empty sack.

Yup, pretty much sums it up, although i didn't even go to the whole Obama healthcare initiative. That's for other threads, i'm sure.

[Straughn]

There were no moose survivors.

There's barely any conscious survivors of her in "her own" state.