A Question for you Humans

[Pendragonia]

And as for monogamy, it's a myth.

Sure it's a myth. Just like all the people who I know who have been monogamous with one and only one person their entire lives.

[The Merchant Republics]

It's quite simple: evolution. And as for monogamy, it's a myth. It was created in a deeply conservative post- second world war era that encouraged religious and sexual conformity. Humans will always be attracted to multiple humans because that is part of our nature. Throughout history, there have mistresses, concubines, slaves, etc that have filled this need. Socialization is the driving factor that keeps this strict monogamous style going.

Huh.

Where exactly did you get that little gem of a theory?

[Pope Joan]

I think it is our evolutionary fate, so I partly agree with Holy Lands.

We are hard wired to communicate, to speak and listen, look and respond; we are made to relate, it's in our genes.

Us humans, that is.

[Seperates]

What is my reason for a relationship? I like it, she likes it, and it's an amusing, enlightening, and heathy diversion in what is usually just a slow walk to the grave.

[Seperates]

And as for monogamy, it's a myth.

Sure it's a myth. Just like all the people who I know who have been monogamous with one and only one person their entire lives.

Well, it's not a myth. It just works for some, but not for others. And that's generally ok provided that the two don't often mix.

[Disserbia]

Because being with people whom we relate to well makes us happy and feel less alone. Just because you don't see the value in relationships doesn't mean you get to make assumptions about people who do. Not everyone has to have your view of the world.

[The Congregationists]

I have a question for you humans. What is the purpose of relationships? What end do they serve? What is the goal, the reason that you pursue them? I see only two.

1. The consolidation of material resources to better ensure the survival of your offspring and yourselves.

2. In the sexual economy, serial monogamy is a Nash equilibrium which minimizes sexual jealousy.

These seem to be the only purposes of a relationship. Am I wrong?

Any doubt that I might have had that you are, in fact, a Star Trek villain has been completely erased. You WILL run into Captain Kirk and he WILL talk you into self destructing. It's just a matter of time.

[Buffett and Colbert]

To disrespect women. There, you caught us.

[SD_Film Artists]

To find another person with whom you can share the beauty of life with.

What does this even mean?

Next on NSG, we study the trading of goods with people who you share a genetic or social connection with, named "Christmas"

[Distruzio]

I have a question for you humans. What is the purpose of relationships? What end do they serve? What is the goal, the reason that you pursue them? I see only two.

1. The consolidation of material resources to better ensure the survival of your offspring and yourselves.

2. In the sexual economy, serial monogamy is a Nash equilibrium which minimizes sexual jealousy.

These seem to be the only purposes of a relationship. Am I wrong?

Am I to presume that 4ST is no longer human?

I, being religious, believe relationships result in a drawing nearer to God.

[Seperates]

I, being religious, believe relationships result in a drawing nearer to God.

Through kinky sex.

Why Yahweh, I had no idea...

[Distruzio]

Am I to presume that 4ST is no longer human?

I, being religious, believe relationships result in a drawing nearer to God.

Through kinky sex.

Why Yahweh, I had no idea...

I'm just saying, bro, that buddy didn't 'bless' me (if you know whatimsayin *raises eyebrow) if he wasn't interested in hearing his praise every night.

/falls before icon of Christ and prays for forgiveness.

[Seperates]

Through kinky sex.

Why Yahweh, I had no idea...

I'm just saying, bro, that buddy didn't 'bless' me (if you know whatimsayin *raises eyebrow) if he wasn't interested in hearing his praise every night.

/falls before icon of Christ and prays for forgiveness.

If there is a hell you and I are going to it together.

Makes it more interesting.

[Ahtreil]

Well, i don't see the meaning behind a relationship.

I guess, if you believe in this easily abusable theory of ''Love'', you might fall in ''love'' with someone else, and you get married and have kids, to keep this species alive...

That's not anything i care about, and i don't wanna have kids. Sorry, but we're already overpopulated, and adding to the problem doesn't solve it..

[Tekania]

We're all doing it to piss you off.

I'm not... I'm only doing it to mildly annoy him.

[Buffett and Colbert]

We're all doing it to piss you off.

I'm not... I'm only doing it to mildly annoy him.

I think we should do the guy a favor and introduce him to some girls, some guys... whoever.

[Ende]

I'm not... I'm only doing it to mildly annoy him.

I think we should do the guy a favor and introduce him to some girls, some guys... whoever.

I agree. The guy is like, a Vulcan. Being a Vulcan is no fun.

[Tekania]

I think we should do the guy a favor and introduce him to some girls, some guys... whoever.

I agree. The guy is like, a Vulcan. Being a Vulcan is no fun.

No, even Vulcans go bat shit nuts with lust and screw once every 7 years.

[The Congregationists]

To disrespect women. There, you caught us.

Heh ... you're spending too much time on social media, dude.

[Buffett and Colbert]

To disrespect women. There, you caught us.

Heh ... you're spending too much time on social media, dude.

Eh, what do I know about disrespecting women anyway?

[Mad Monarch]

I ask girls out because the time we are together is a lot of fun for both of us, and, despite the painful end, it always ends up giving me a positive net amount of endorphin (or whatever the "make me happy" hormone is).


I also do it to annoy people like you who can't seem to get up the courage to ask someone out.

[Hydesland]

I have a question for you humans. What is the purpose of relationships?

Pleasure; utility/pleasure gained as a result of spending time with others.

[Samuraikoku]

I have a question for you humans. What is the purpose of relationships? What end do they serve? What is the goal, the reason that you pursue them? I see only two.

1. The consolidation of material resources to better ensure the survival of your offspring and yourselves.

2. In the sexual economy, serial monogamy is a Nash equilibrium which minimizes sexual jealousy.

These seem to be the only purposes of a relationship. Am I wrong?

As I said to you before, my friend. I see no logical purpose, but we are not entirely logical human beings. I know I couldn't live being a wholesome logical being - I couldn't bear it. I can barely bear with my current self now, but I hold on.

[WestPhalia666]

I put two dollars in a bible in Southland

[Forster Keys]

I have a question for you humans. What is the purpose of relationships? What end do they serve? What is the goal, the reason that you pursue them? I see only two.

1. The consolidation of material resources to better ensure the survival of your offspring and yourselves.

2. In the sexual economy, serial monogamy is a Nash equilibrium which minimizes sexual jealousy.

These seem to be the only purposes of a relationship. Am I wrong?

Hah! You've given away the game now my friend! "A question for you humans?"

I think you are in fact an alien being, sent here to decipher the sexual and emotional behaviours of mankind!

Don't worry, I can see through your facade, I only hope your goals are to further the knowledge of your species rather than find weaknesses that will lead to our destruction...