What real life nations would you defend?

by **Yootopia** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:53 am

Hairless Kitten II wrote:I assume there are not a lot non-Americans that wish to defend USA.

That's probably the reason why it is not on the list. Hehe. *evil laughter*

Or because the OP is an American perchance...

by **RoI3** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:56 am

More people would defend a fake country than the UK?

by **Yootopia** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:57 am

RoI3 wrote:More people would defend a fake country than the UK?

What, "Other"?

by **RoI3** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:59 am

Yootopia wrote:
RoI3 wrote:More people would defend a fake country than the UK?

What, "Other"?

Isreal.

(like thy even need defending anyway)

by **Hairless Kitten II** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:10 am

Yootopia wrote:
Hairless Kitten II wrote:I assume there are not a lot non-Americans that wish to defend USA.

That's probably the reason why it is not on the list. Hehe. *evil laughter*

Or because the OP is an American perchance...

So? As an American he knows that few would like to defend his or her country. *more evil laughter*

by **Hairless Kitten II** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:12 am

The poll sucks anyway. There's no option for : "None"

by **New Dracora** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:13 am

Hairless Kitten II wrote:
Yootopia wrote:
Hairless Kitten II wrote:I assume there are not a lot non-Americans that wish to defend USA.

That's probably the reason why it is not on the list. Hehe. *evil laughter*

Or because the OP is an American perchance...

So? As an American he knows that few would like to defend his or her country. *more evil laughter*

The invasion plans were submitted to the UN a few days ago - it's currently undergoing review by a committee.

by **Brachyuria** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:17 am

Hairless Kitten II wrote:I assume there are not a lot non-Americans that wish to defend USA.

That's probably the reason why it is not on the list. Hehe. *evil laughter*

I would have thought it wasn't on the list because the OP was American, and either didn't consider the possibility of people from other countries posting or was intending to ask the Americans only.

I wouldn't want to militarily support the US, for a number of reasons.

Reason 1) You guys are big meanies, just like McDonalds/I have a subconscious obligation to dislike America as a whole for no understandable reason.

Reason 2) One less global superpower in the world is a good thing.
Sort of.

Reason 3) Whatever country it is that the US would actually require support in fighting against to not lose, would be able to wipe the floor with my small ass country. And I like my country when it's not being used to wipe the floor.

by **Polythinia** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:19 am

Canada and China!

by **Hairless Kitten II** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:24 am

What real life nations would you defend?

None.

Why should I risk my life for another country? I would barely do it for my own country, although it would depend about the situation. If my country would be on the 'bad' side, then I would not defend it. Assume that my country would install a Nazi regime and other countries invade it, then I would not defend it.

by **Wilgrove** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:27 am

Poland, because you know they're just going to be invaded again.

by **Abdju** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:45 am

United Kingdom - I'm a UK citizen, so it's a bit of a no brainer.
France - Because they should be to the UK what we like to believe America is.
Egypt - I'd have to work at it to care less about modern Egypt (OMGs, what a clusterfuck) than I already do, but I'd willingly defend it's heritage.
China - As above
Greece - It's a beautiful nation with a bright future and an interesting past, despite the Macedonian elements, which I'll overlook for now.
Jordan and Qatar - Both places I have respect for.

On the other hand, there's some whose demise or weakening I'd regard as beneficial

Isreal - Antagonises an already complex region and is the most serious and immediate threat to Egypt. Occupied the Sinai, aggressive and a loose cannon. Every region has the local psychopath, and for the Mideast and North Africa, it's them.

US - Funnels weapons to the above, causing regional instability, then tries to profit from it by selling weapons to all states likely to be on the receiving end of the regional psychopath, then accuses them on "not wanting peace".

Indonesia - Because life can be like a game of Lemmings. Sometimes the situation is so far gone you might as well nuke that level and start again... including Batam.

Nigeria - As above.

Burma - Using slave labour to rebuild the Burma railway is just fucking twisted.

by **United Russian State** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:53 am

South Ossetia and Serbia.

by **Nukeobis** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:55 am

New Zealand!

by **RightWingChristians** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:45 am

USA (I live here)
Canada (Those northern folk)
The UK (Where granny and grandpa came from)
Israel (Americas Jewish cousin)

Some european countries as well.

No Asian countries.

by **CommunistSovietAmerica** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:48 am

U.S.A & Israel & Germany.

by **Pope Joan** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:58 am

Brachyuria wrote:
Hairless Kitten II wrote:I assume there are not a lot non-Americans that wish to defend USA.

That's probably the reason why it is not on the list. Hehe. *evil laughter*

I would have thought it wasn't on the list because the OP was American, and either didn't consider the possibility of people from other countries posting or was intending to ask the Americans only.

I wouldn't want to militarily support the US, for a number of reasons.

Reason 1) You guys are big meanies, just like McDonalds/I have a subconscious obligation to dislike America as a whole for no understandable reason.

Reason 2) One less global superpower in the world is a good thing.
Sort of.

Reason 3) Whatever country it is that the US would actually require support in fighting against to not lose, would be able to wipe the floor with my small ass country. And I like my country when it's not being used to wipe the floor.

This poll was based on the options in the original survey to which i gave a link.

by **Sith Korriban** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:00 am

New Zealand.
Because if we let you guys get pulped, we wouldn't have you around to make sheep jokes about.

by **Suvon** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:10 am

Go ahead then, doom yourself.

You'll be helpless without the aid of our 14 state of-the-art UH-1 Iroquois helicopters!
Helpless I tell you!

I'd rather call up the Australian Boy Scouts before I'd ask the NZ military for help. And we'd die gladly for our great nation, with joy in our hearts and kiwi sheep jokes on our lips...

by **Brachyuria** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:16 am

Suvon wrote:
Go ahead then, doom yourself.

You'll be helpless without the aid of our 14 state of-the-art UH-1 Iroquois helicopters!
Helpless I tell you!

I'd rather call up the Australian Boy Scouts before I'd ask the NZ military for help. And we'd die gladly for our great nation, with joy in our hearts and kiwi sheep jokes on our lips...

You seem to have missed the joke.

by **Ifreann** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:16 am

I'm a lazy computer nerd, I'd be lucky to be able to defend myself.

by **Risottia** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:54 am

In Europe: Any EU country, plus our neighbours Switzerland, Norway, Albania, Iceland, the Faer Oer, the former Yugoslav republics (with the exception of Kosovo whose independence I still consider unlawful), the former Soviet republics (with the exception of Belarus and of Georgia because of the jerks that rule those countries).

Outside Europe: well, many countries... but still Vietnam deserve my unconditioned support, as the toughest fighters ever, who dealt, in sequence, with: Japan, France, US and allies, China and the Khmer Rouge. In just 40 years. Wow.

by **Buccaneers FC** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:01 am

None. I've burned the flags of every country on this list, including America's. I'm a revolutionary.

by **Buccaneers FC** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:02 am

Hairless Kitten II wrote:The poll sucks anyway. There's no option for : "None"

Agreed.

by **Mad hatters in jeans** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:04 am

Blighty all the way huzzah and some fish and chips for dinner.
mmmmm fatty food....mmmmm

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