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Ridiculous School Rules

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:06 pm
by Pmea
As a sophomore in high school, obviously I think quite a few rules are unnecessary. But this time, they just went too far. Now to leave the classroom for any reason, a student must have a signed pass. This really gets to me during my last class of the day, which is literally right across the hall from bathrooms, water fountains, and my locker. Students here usually just complain, but they might actually do something about this. Thoughts?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:10 pm
by Desperate Measures
You take a stand and you take it now. You stand up in class, head to the bathroom. If any teacher stops you, urinate. Urinate immediately. They will speak of your bravery for years to come.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:12 pm
by OMGeverynameistaken
Desperate Measures wrote:You take a stand and you take it now. You stand up in class, head to the bathroom. If any teacher stops you, urinate. Urinate immediately. They will speak of your bravery for years to come.

And the teacher will salute you, while a single tear runs down his cheek.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:14 pm
by Heterodox Economists
Pmea wrote:As a sophomore in high school, obviously I think quite a few rules are unnecessary. But this time, they just went too far. Now to leave the classroom for any reason, a student must have a signed pass. This really gets to me during my last class of the day, which is literally right across the hall from bathrooms, water fountains, and my locker. Students here usually just complain, but they might actually do something about this. Thoughts?


The public school system is severely flawed, if you believe its goal to be to educate the children. The real lessons learned in school is that strict rules and mandatory attendance policies force you to learn what others want you to learn, even if said material is not necessarily what is in your best interest to learn. Adults have certain rights when dealing with law enforcement personnel, in the classroom students seem to have no such rights when dealing with school personnel. I think the reason for the lack of students rights is because younger children do not have the capability of lobbying for change. The best illustration of this is that the quality of school lunches correlates with the age and grade of the children. Clearly as students get older, the lunches tend to become higher and higher quality. This is because older students begin to have the capability to protest the lower quality lunches.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:15 pm
by West Vandengaarde
Pmea wrote:As a sophomore in high school, obviously I think quite a few rules are unnecessary. But this time, they just went too far. Now to leave the classroom for any reason, a student must have a signed pass. This really gets to me during my last class of the day, which is literally right across the hall from bathrooms, water fountains, and my locker. Students here usually just complain, but they might actually do something about this. Thoughts?

That's probably because students are dicks who'll use an excuse to leave class as an excuse to do drugs, abandon the class, break rules somewhere private or any multitude of things. Oh no, you need teacher permission to leave their room and abandon the learning environment...?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:15 pm
by Bombadil
Desperate Measures wrote:You take a stand and you take it now. You stand up in class, head to the bathroom. If any teacher stops you, urinate. Urinate immediately. They will speak of your bravery for years to come.


As I understand it they will taser him and then put him in jail for life these days.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:16 pm
by New Sapienta
It's already in place in my school.

It really isn't that ridiculous, not to mention the teacher will most likely just let you go if you need to use the restroom across the hall without the pass.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:17 pm
by Ifreann
Pmea wrote:As a sophomore in high school, obviously I think quite a few rules are unnecessary. But this time, they just went too far. Now to leave the classroom for any reason, a student must have a signed pass. This really gets to me during my last class of the day, which is literally right across the hall from bathrooms, water fountains, and my locker. Students here usually just complain, but they might actually do something about this. Thoughts?

Yes, rules that inconvenience you are stupid and unnecessary. Fight the power, etc.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:17 pm
by Kirrig
Being unable to leave the room without the teacher's permission seems to be an adavantage.

What they should do is build classrooms outdoors so no-one wants to leave and freeze, it works much better.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:18 pm
by Pmea
West Vandengaarde wrote:
Pmea wrote:As a sophomore in high school, obviously I think quite a few rules are unnecessary. But this time, they just went too far. Now to leave the classroom for any reason, a student must have a signed pass. This really gets to me during my last class of the day, which is literally right across the hall from bathrooms, water fountains, and my locker. Students here usually just complain, but they might actually do something about this. Thoughts?

That's probably because students are dicks who'll use an excuse to leave class as an excuse to do drugs, abandon the class, break rules somewhere private or any multitude of things. Oh no, you need teacher permission to leave their room and abandon the learning environment...?

I'm not concerned about teacher permission. As a matter of fact, most of the teachers think its stupid. Unfortunately, they have bosses.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:19 pm
by Nadkor
Pmea wrote:As a sophomore in high school, obviously I think quite a few rules are unnecessary. But this time, they just went too far. Now to leave the classroom for any reason, a student must have a signed pass. This really gets to me during my last class of the day, which is literally right across the hall from bathrooms, water fountains, and my locker. Students here usually just complain, but they might actually do something about this. Thoughts?


My God, does that mean that you...you have to actually stay in the classroom and...and learn?

The Mayans were right. These are the end times.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:19 pm
by New Sapienta
Pmea wrote:
West Vandengaarde wrote:That's probably because students are dicks who'll use an excuse to leave class as an excuse to do drugs, abandon the class, break rules somewhere private or any multitude of things. Oh no, you need teacher permission to leave their room and abandon the learning environment...?

I'm not concerned about teacher permission. As a matter of fact, most of the teachers think its stupid. Unfortunately, they have bosses.

So basically you just want the ability to leave whenever?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:20 pm
by Ifreann
New Sapienta wrote:
Pmea wrote:I'm not concerned about teacher permission. As a matter of fact, most of the teachers think its stupid. Unfortunately, they have bosses.

So basically you just want the ability to leave whenever?

And beer in the vending machines.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:20 pm
by New Sapienta
Nadkor wrote:
Pmea wrote:As a sophomore in high school, obviously I think quite a few rules are unnecessary. But this time, they just went too far. Now to leave the classroom for any reason, a student must have a signed pass. This really gets to me during my last class of the day, which is literally right across the hall from bathrooms, water fountains, and my locker. Students here usually just complain, but they might actually do something about this. Thoughts?


My God, does that mean that you...you have to actually stay in the classroom and...and learn?

The Mayans were right. These are the end times.

Dear lord.

Time to start the sacrifices to Cthulu.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:20 pm
by New Sheoth VI
Pmea wrote:As a sophomore in high school, obviously I think quite a few rules are unnecessary. But this time, they just went too far. Now to leave the classroom for any reason, a student must have a signed pass. This really gets to me during my last class of the day, which is literally right across the hall from bathrooms, water fountains, and my locker. Students here usually just complain, but they might actually do something about this. Thoughts?

You mean that rule that all highschools have had for years? Yea, that one.
I think the fact that im not allowed to be seen hugging, holding hands with, or kissing my girl cause she "To young for me" acording to the school. Shes 15 tommarow im 16 -_-

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:21 pm
by New Sapienta
Ifreann wrote:
New Sapienta wrote:So basically you just want the ability to leave whenever?

And beer in the vending machines.

Tsk Tsk

That's against federal law mister.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:21 pm
by Pmea
New Sapienta wrote:It's already in place in my school.

It really isn't that ridiculous, not to mention the teacher will most likely just let you go if you need to use the restroom across the hall without the pass.

They ignored it for a while, until the higher ups shoved it down their throats. They run the risk of being written up for letting us walk 10 feet outside the room.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:22 pm
by Desperate Measures
Bombadil wrote:
Desperate Measures wrote:You take a stand and you take it now. You stand up in class, head to the bathroom. If any teacher stops you, urinate. Urinate immediately. They will speak of your bravery for years to come.


As I understand it they will taser him and then put him in jail for life these days.

These aren't games we are playing. We fall so that others may stand!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:22 pm
by New Sapienta
Pmea wrote:
New Sapienta wrote:It's already in place in my school.

It really isn't that ridiculous, not to mention the teacher will most likely just let you go if you need to use the restroom across the hall without the pass.

They ignored it for a while, until the higher ups shoved it down their throats. They run the risk of being written up for letting us walk 10 feet outside the room.

That's stupid yes.

But I would understand that they don't want you to be sent across the school without accountability.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:23 pm
by Maurepas
We had a principle declare flip-flops a dangerous weapon, and ban students wearing all black clothing.

Needless to say, he's universally renowned as insane.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:23 pm
by Pmea
New Sapienta wrote:
Pmea wrote:I'm not concerned about teacher permission. As a matter of fact, most of the teachers think its stupid. Unfortunately, they have bosses.

So basically you just want the ability to leave whenever?
I want the ability to walk across the hallway to get a drink without signing a pass.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:23 pm
by Durmatagno
No I'll tell you a stupid school rule, no leaving the campus at all for anything and coming back, not even off campus lunch, a family emergency that lasts through lunch, a doctors appointment, nothing. Theres also my school rule that everyone has to have their LEARNER PLEDGE on them at all times, you don't you get to stay at the scholl till 8 PM and get there at 4 AM >:(.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:24 pm
by New Sapienta
Maurepas wrote:We had a principle declare flip-flops a dangerous weapon, and ban students where wearing all black clothing.

Needless to say, he's universally renowned as insane.

My old middle school declared high fives as PDA and punishable by detention.
You could also not fight back if attacked.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:25 pm
by New Sapienta
Pmea wrote:
New Sapienta wrote:So basically you just want the ability to leave whenever?
I want the ability to walk across the hallway to get a drink without signing a pass.

That's perfectly fine.

If you have the teacher's permission. I agree you don't need a pass though.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:25 pm
by Durmatagno
New Sapienta wrote:
Nadkor wrote:
My God, does that mean that you...you have to actually stay in the classroom and...and learn?

The Mayans were right. These are the end times.

Dear lord.

Time to start the sacrifices to Cthulu.


Just for knowing who Cthulu is, I friend you good sir(person thing), and what about

CTHULU FHTAGN!!

Anyway, back on subject