Denying Global Warming

[Hittanryan]

"The accumulated evidence for climate change has grown significantly since the mid-twentieth century. Careful analysis has shown, however, that these data are flawed in many aspects. The inaccuracies presented by climatologists and their ilk is here examined and discussed. Especial detail is given to the myth of carbon dioxide and other gases creating a "greenhouse effect", the inherent flaws in the scientific method leading to a broken and godless way of living, and how hippy-Obama-loving-atheist-socialists fabricated most of the empirical data for climate change in order to turn the United States into a breeding ground for communism and destroy the American Way. The scientific community is found to be full of evil, twisted lies with a hidden socialist agenda. Further links to the NAZI Party are also suggested, though these findings require further substantiation."

"As the use of 'evidence' has been proven to give rise to anti-American communist sentiments, this paper shall strive to eliminate its usage."

[Johz]

For some reason I keep trying to picture Glenn Beck writing a scientific paper, but all his conclusions are based on the fact that he doesn't believe in evidence.

"The accumulated evidence for climate change has grown significantly since the mid-twentieth century. Careful analysis has shown, however, that these data are flawed in many aspects. The inaccuracies presented by climatologists and their ilk is here examined and discussed. Especial detail is given to the myth of carbon dioxide and other gases creating a "greenhouse effect", the inherent flaws in the scientific method leading to a broken and godless way of living, and how hippy-Obama-loving-atheist-socialists fabricated most of the empirical data for climate change in order to turn the United States into a breeding ground for communism and destroy the American Way. The scientific community is found to be full of evil, twisted lies with a hidden socialist agenda. Further links to the NAZI Party are also suggested, though these findings require further substantiation."

Shortened List of Citations:
[1] Myself (Last week, I think; unpublished)
[12] God (2000 years ago, The Bible)
[35] God (2000 years ago; The Bible)
[52] One of my viewership (08/11/10; Fox)
[56] God (Personal Miracle Communication [PMC]; unpublished)
[72] A so-called 'scientist' (unresearched due to Satan-worshipping practices)
[73] God (direct phonecall; unpublished)

[Wikkiwallana]

Global warming is much like a cycle which always occur for every thousands of years, and these kind of climate shift was caused by the change of earth's orbit, the change of earth's magnetic pole, and the intensity of radiation coming from the sun. The prove can be found in Antarctica. This dread icy continent was once a lush temperate continent until the earth changed its magnetic pole some thousands of years ago which was somehow related to the Ice Age.

It is possible that the earth's magnetic pole is slowly changing right now and causing the global warming.

No, Antartica drifted from close to the equator and the other continents to the axial pole. Magnetism had nothing to do with it.

[Wikkiwallana]

its happening but the theory that humans are causing it is idiotic conspiracy.

The idea that every national and international scientific body has the same agenda to lie to everyone is much more conspiratorial than the idea that 7 billion people can affect the way the planet works.

[Sociobiology]

Global warming is much like a cycle which always occur for every thousands of years, and these kind of climate shift was caused by the change of earth's orbit, the change of earth's magnetic pole, and the intensity of radiation coming from the sun. The prove can be found in Antarctica. This dread icy continent was once a lush temperate continent until the earth changed its magnetic pole some thousands of years ago which was somehow related to the Ice Age.

It is possible that the earth's magnetic pole is slowly changing right now and causing the global warming.

No, Antartica drifted from close to the equator and the other continents to the axial pole. Magnetism had nothing to do with it.

to add.



notice Antarctica is at the same distance from the southern pole as current day Japan is from the northern pole.

[Sociobiology]

WTF triple?

[Sociobiology]

double post

[Sociobiology]

Excellent graphic - shows that there was a trend well into the 1900's, and that temperature and solar weather then start moving in opposite directions... while temperature and carbon dioxide actually trend together.

200 or so years apart, and temperature change causes carbon dioxide change. Although for some reason this is another argument for human-affected climate change. I'm not sure why, but it sounded convincing.

what graph are you looking at?
the final rise in CO2 precedes the divergence of the solar and temperature data by at least 30 years.

[Azakhia]

According to the Mayan Long Calendar, this will be a moot point after 12/21.

[Salandriagado]

According to the Mayan Long Calendar, this will be a moot point after 12/21.

[Maineiacs]

According to the Mayan Long Calendar, this will be a moot point after 12/21.

Sure, you do that now, but will you still be facepalming when Kulkulkan destroys us all? I think not.

[Rumyrin]

The Earth doesn't need fixing. Earth will always take care of any of its problems. We just might not be part of the solution.

[Farnhamia]

The Earth doesn't need fixing. Earth will always take care of any of its problems. We just might not be part of the solution.

Well, I ... of course, if ... what? I've read those three sentences more than three times and they still make no sense. Anyway, whether or not the Earth needs fixing is not the point. We're accelerating something that doesn't need to be accelerated and that is actually detrimental to civilization. I think it would be a good idea if we stopped or at least slowed up.

[Shadowlandistan]

Yes, this is obvious.

[Dyakovo]

So I have a question:
Do you think that global warming is happening and is caused by humans?

I think it's happening, I know this from the evidence that is displayed by the scientific community.
Why are there people who deny this?

Vote in the unscientific poll if you believe in AGW or not.

Yes, global climate change is happening.
Yes, it is affected by humans.
Not convinced that it is caused by humans, nor am I convinced that the effects will be as extreme as the predictions...

Of course that being said, I've not exactly kept up with it, so my skepticism about how much of an effect humans are having on it could be based in ignorance...
*shrugs*
Whether humans are causing it/greatly affecting it, most if not all the remedies seem reasonable to me even if it isn't human caused...

[Wikkiwallana]

The Earth doesn't need fixing. Earth will always take care of any of its problems. We just might not be part of the solution.

Gaea isn't real.

[Grave_n_idle]

The Earth doesn't need fixing. Earth will always take care of any of its problems. We just might not be part of the solution.

Gaea isn't real.

That's not going to save us when she gets galactic menstrual on our asses and fucks us up old school.

*nods*

[Free Soviets]

Global warming is much like a cycle which always occur for every thousands of years, and these kind of climate shift was caused by the change of earth's orbit, the change of earth's magnetic pole, and the intensity of radiation coming from the sun. The prove can be found in Antarctica. This dread icy continent was once a lush temperate continent until the earth changed its magnetic pole some thousands of years ago which was somehow related to the Ice Age.

It is possible that the earth's magnetic pole is slowly changing right now and causing the global warming.

whoa, the ICP theory of climate change. fucking magnets!

[Xsyne]

The Earth doesn't need fixing. Earth will always take care of any of its problems. We just might not be part of the solution.

Gaea isn't real.

So that's why we can't summon Captain Planet.

[Ar-Rabalistan]

So I have a question:
Do you think that global warming is happening and is caused by humans?

Yes to both.

[Tubbsalot]

Global warming is much like a cycle which always occur for every thousands of years, and these kind of climate shift was caused by the change of earth's orbit, the change of earth's magnetic pole, and the intensity of radiation coming from the sun. The prove can be found in Antarctica. This dread icy continent was once a lush temperate continent until the earth changed its magnetic pole some thousands of years ago which was somehow related to the Ice Age.

It is possible that the earth's magnetic pole is slowly changing right now and causing the global warming.

whoa, the ICP theory of climate change. fucking magnets!

I don't want to talk to no scientist.

[Odins Scandinavia]

I'm denying it because there simply isn't enough proof human have had a major impact. Minor? Debatable. Major? Get real. I've also read the emails of the guys at East Anglia, and it seems they're more interested in proving a political point than gathering evidence.

denial is not just a river in Egypt.

i lol'd.

unfortunately, bad science is behind global warming.

[Farnhamia]

denial is not just a river in Egypt.

i lol'd.

unfortunately, bad science is behind global warming.

A seven-year-old article that discusses, in part, analyses from eight years before it was written. No. The science is not in question. There are 16 pages in this thread, I invite you to scroll through them and read the links provided.

[Odins Scandinavia]

i lol'd.

unfortunately, bad science is behind global warming.

A seven-year-old article that discusses, in part, analyses from eight years before it was written. No. The science is not in question. There are 16 pages in this thread, I invite you to scroll through them and read the links provided.

the science is indeed in question; the very basis of this global warming that has the world pissing its pants is based on assumptions, lies, and political agenda.

Al Gore is a great example of this ridiculous idea.

[Farnhamia]

A seven-year-old article that discusses, in part, analyses from eight years before it was written. No. The science is not in question. There are 16 pages in this thread, I invite you to scroll through them and read the links provided.

the science is indeed in question; the very basis of this global warming that has the world pissing its pants is based on assumptions, lies, and political agenda.

Al Gore is a great example of this ridiculous idea.

It's funny how a climate change denier always has to make a remark about Al Gore. Former Vice-President Gore is not a climatologist. I grant you that there is hype on both sides of the issue. Again, go through the thread and read the evidence. What are you afraid of?