The Great NSG Drinking Thread - Pick your Poison

[Minoriteeburg]

Sailor Jerry Your The One
Having Rum Time Is Lots Of Fun
Sailor Jerry I'm In Love With Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

That's almost sig worthy.

Do it.

[Christantle]

That's almost sig worthy.

Do it.

Maybe I will.
I got a Corona with me right now.

[Minoriteeburg]

Do it.

Maybe I will.
I got a Corona with me right now.

Do you have a lime in it?

[Christantle]

Maybe I will.
I got a Corona with me right now.

Do you have a lime in it?

Sadly, not this cup.

[Minoriteeburg]

Do you have a lime in it?

Sadly, not this cup.

Blasphemy.

[Sunny Marionette]

Jack Daniel's Whiskey or any kind of vodka.

[Christantle]

Sadly, not this cup.

Blasphemy.

I got another bottle in the fridge with a lime waiting for it.

[Potarius]

Blasphemy.

I got another bottle in the fridge with a lime waiting for it.

*raids*

[Christantle]

I got another bottle in the fridge with a lime waiting for it.

*raids*

Have you drunk it yet?

[Minoriteeburg]

I got another bottle in the fridge with a lime waiting for it.

*raids*

*raids too*

[Minoriteeburg]

*raids*

Have you drunk it yet?

I have.

[Christantle]

*raids*

*raids too*

Did you drink it?

[Mosasauria]

Now that I've tried it, it's definitely rum for me.

[Christantle]

Have you drunk it yet?

I have.

I poisoned all the alcohol in my fridge, you'll die.

[Potarius]

I have.

I poisoned all the alcohol in my fridge, you'll die.

Oh, that's good, because I didn't drink it.

I made it more special.

[Minoriteeburg]

I have.

I poisoned all the alcohol in my fridge, you'll die.

I have probably have had drinks more toxic than your poison. You fail.

[Christantle]

I poisoned all the alcohol in my fridge, you'll die.

Oh, that's good, because I didn't drink it.

I made it more special.

*Empties out fridge and buys some more beer*

[Christantle]

I poisoned all the alcohol in my fridge, you'll die.

I have probably have had drinks more toxic than your poison. You fail.

You may be right.

[Minoriteeburg]

I have probably have had drinks more toxic than your poison. You fail.

You may be right.

I may be crazy.

[Christantle]

You may be right.

I may be crazy.

And I may be the drunk

[Minoriteeburg]

I may be crazy.

And I may be the drunkBut I just may be the lunatic your looking for.

fixed.

[Potarius]

I poisoned all the alcohol in my fridge, you'll die.

I have probably have had drinks more toxic than your poison. You fail.

I probably have, too. Like that time I co-hosted a party in a trailer out in the woods, where I managed to drink six pints of beer, down six jello shots (80-proof taaka vodka), cup several handfuls of the same vodka jello and swallow it hole; I also had 3/4 of a bottle of sake, 1/4 bottle of of Stoli Peach, a swig of Stoli 100, a swig of Montezuma Silver, two shots of Captain Morgan, and two shots of Bacardi 151 (one shot of Captain and one shot of Bacardi went into a pint of beer, along with a bit of my sake; worst drink ever). This was all in less than three hours, and I topped it off with a bowl of dro.

I have no idea how I didn't get alcohol poisoning, but I blacked the fuck out for about two hours, and then proceeded to barf all over my friend's bathroom when we got back to his place. Oh, and while I was blacked out, I apparently banged some chick for half an hour; we broke the bed.

[Christantle]

I have probably have had drinks more toxic than your poison. You fail.

I probably have, too. Like that time I co-hosted a party in a trailer out in the woods, where I managed to drink six pints of beer, down six jello shots (80-proof taaka vodka), cup several handfuls of the same vodka jello and swallow it hole; I also had 3/4 of a bottle of sake, 1/4 bottle of of Stoli Peach, a swig of Stoli 100, a swig of Montezuma Silver, two shots of Captain Morgan, and two shots of Bacardi 151 (one shot of Captain and one shot of Bacardi went into a pint of beer, along with a bit of my sake; worst drink ever). This was all in less than three hours, and I topped it off with a bowl of dro.

I have no idea how I didn't get alcohol poisoning, but I blacked the fuck out for about two hours, and then proceeded to barf all over my friend's bathroom when we got back to his place. Oh, and while I was blacked out, I apparently banged some chick for half an hour; we broke the bed.

That's a lot of drinking. If you're blacked out, how can you do business with a girl?

[Minoriteeburg]

I probably have, too. Like that time I co-hosted a party in a trailer out in the woods, where I managed to drink six pints of beer, down six jello shots (80-proof taaka vodka), cup several handfuls of the same vodka jello and swallow it hole; I also had 3/4 of a bottle of sake, 1/4 bottle of of Stoli Peach, a swig of Stoli 100, a swig of Montezuma Silver, two shots of Captain Morgan, and two shots of Bacardi 151 (one shot of Captain and one shot of Bacardi went into a pint of beer, along with a bit of my sake; worst drink ever). This was all in less than three hours, and I topped it off with a bowl of dro.

I have no idea how I didn't get alcohol poisoning, but I blacked the fuck out for about two hours, and then proceeded to barf all over my friend's bathroom when we got back to his place. Oh, and while I was blacked out, I apparently banged some chick for half an hour; we broke the bed.

That's a lot of drinking. If you're blacked out, how can you do business with a girl?

Oh it is quote possible.

[Christantle]

That's a lot of drinking. If you're blacked out, how can you do business with a girl?

Oh it is quote possible.

It's happened to me, I've just wondered why.