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by Sibirsky » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:56 am

by Minoriteeburg » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:34 am
Sibirsky wrote:Dear fellow Americans,
We are failing to do our job. Beer sales are down 1% in 2010. That's following a 2.2% decline in 2009. How can this be? Go out and buy beer today. I am.
by Sibirsky » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:39 am

by Minoriteeburg » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:51 am
by Sibirsky » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:54 am
Minoriteeburg wrote:Sibirsky wrote:Good. I am not contributing to this downturn either. We have to save the beer industry. I am going to get wasted tonight. For American brewery jobs. It's patriotism. It's my duty as an American.
It is everyone's duty as an american to get drunk in the name of their great country.

by Minoriteeburg » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:55 am

by Emagna » Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:31 am
“The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.
The challenge of modern times is to live without illusions and without becoming disillusioned.”

by Venti Americanos » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:53 pm
Serrland wrote:Tonight, I'll be drinking... tomato juice
I have a really early morning tomorrow. Sadly.

by Minoriteeburg » Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:29 pm

by Minoriteeburg » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:00 pm

by Sebytania » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:45 am
by Inchland » Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:30 am
Minoriteeburg wrote:So what is everyone favorite cheap alcohol (includes beer wine liquor)

by Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:35 am
Inchland wrote:Minoriteeburg wrote:So what is everyone favorite cheap alcohol (includes beer wine liquor)
I was drinking Devils Bit Irish cider yesterday evening, a couple of friends and I bought 4 litres of it for €10. Great value because its stronger than the best brand of cider they sell, and the best
one is twice as expensive, and it tastes pretty decent too.

by Caecili » Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:19 am

by Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:23 am
Caecili wrote: I'm also partial to pale ales. Real IPA's, not the stuff that pretends to be a pale ale but has no hoppiness whatsoever.


by Horsefish » Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:28 am
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Luna Amore » Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:20 am

by Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:39 pm

by Venti Americanos » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:52 pm
Minoriteeburg wrote:More Guinness tonight.

by Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:55 pm

by Sun Aut Ex » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:15 am
Strykyh wrote:I wasn't trying to be intelligent.
Keronians wrote:So you think it's ok to waste valuable police time and resources to pander to minority superstitions?
"All available officers, report downtown, armed suspected firing wildly into the public."
"I'll be about ten minutes, I have to go to ID a Muslim woman."
Yes.
Unless of course it's not OK for a woman to ask for a female to ask for a female officer to carry out body checks. In which case, the answer would be no.
"All available officers, report downtown, armed suspected firing wildly into the public."
"I'll be about then minutes, I have to go to carry out a body check on a woman."

by Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:58 am
Sun Aut Ex wrote:Had like, seven beers yesterday.
How's this for a TV show idea? We take a Chinese guy and put him in really boring situations and then film it. We can call it... "Wan vs Mild". *ba-dum-pish!*

by Gallade » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:01 am
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