Attraction is Objectification

[Straughn]

win?

yeah. win.

Straughn wrote the best post about sex which I've ever seen on General. It wasn't long (about 50 words) but it was quite simply too good to quote. You had to be there.

I think Laughlin might have been there.

What? When?
Thank you .... but as you know, as a guy and on an internet forum, i don't have any real sexual experience to speak of and the post should be treated as fiction.
I sure wish that preface had been on other sources of advice i've frequented ....

[AiliailiA]

You got it.
Just remember this next time you kick, or more perversely, blow out a dandelion to watch the gossameresque seeds fly .... you successfully masturbated a plant to climax and a good chance at reproduction. People typically objectify the dandelion to that predictable encounter.

Well, no need to mix the two visions, but hey, if it works for you.

you sir, you are a god of comedy.

And a deflowerer of flowers too apparently.

In my neck of the woods, we call them "perverts". Real men have sex with trees.

[Natapoc]

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2010/01/how_sexual_objectification_silences_women_-_the_male_glance.php

At last, proof of my ideas. No man should ever be attracted to a female body because it has the effect of objectification. Note, however, that females staring at male bodies does not produce the same effect.

I'm vindicated. All sexual attraction is objectification. You can't get out of it.

CONGRATULATIONS, NO ONE CARES.

Stop the trolling. If you don't care then don't post.

[Seperates]

you sir, you are a god of comedy.

And a deflowerer of flowers too apparently.

In my neck of the woods, we call them "perverts". Real men have sex with trees.

And let me tell you, that shit chaffs like a mo'fo.

[Odins Scandinavia]

you sir, you are a god of comedy.

And a deflowerer of flowers too apparently.

In my neck of the woods, we call them "perverts". Real men have sex with trees.

rule 34, no exceptions.

[The Black Forrest]

you sir, you are a god of comedy.

And a deflowerer of flowers too apparently.

In my neck of the woods, we call them "perverts". Real men have sex with trees.

But that only happens when the wind blows.

[Odins Scandinavia]

And a deflowerer of flowers too apparently.

In my neck of the woods, we call them "perverts". Real men have sex with trees.

And let me tell you, that shit chaffs like a mo'fo.

[Squirrelsburg]

In any case, consent is often irrelevant - suicide pacts, euthanasia and bigamy are (in many combinations of the three) illegal in most countries, although these crimes involve consent by the individual concerned. The state takens a paternalistic attitude in these cases in order to preserve a person's welfare.

[Odins Scandinavia]

In any case, consent is often irrelevant - suicide pacts, euthanasia and bigamy are (in many combinations of the three) illegal in most countries, although these crimes involve consent by the individual concerned. The state takens a paternalistic attitude in these cases in order to preserve a person's welfare.

Sex is healthy, assuming that both parties do not carry STDs.

[Straughn]

You got it.
Just remember this next time you kick, or more perversely, blow out a dandelion to watch the gossameresque seeds fly .... you successfully masturbated a plant to climax and a good chance at reproduction. People typically objectify the dandelion to that predictable encounter.

Well, no need to mix the two visions, but hey, if it works for you.

you sir, you are a god of comedy.

Thank you
i tend to think of myself less a god and more an opportunist with a great source of crops to choose from.

[AiliailiA]

Straughn wrote the best post about sex which I've ever seen on General. It wasn't long (about 50 words) but it was quite simply too good to quote. You had to be there.

I think Laughlin might have been there.

What? When?
Thank you .... but as you know, as a guy and on an internet forum, i don't have any real sexual experience to speak of and the post should be treated as fiction.
I sure wish that preface had been on other sources of advice i've frequented ....

For real. It made me cry, in a good way.

I doubt anyone can quote it now. I think it was back on the General which has sunk beneath the waves of cold Jolt.

[AiliailiA]

In any case, consent is often irrelevant - suicide pacts, euthanasia and bigamy are (in many combinations of the three) illegal in most countries, although these crimes involve consent by the individual concerned. The state takens a paternalistic attitude in these cases in order to preserve a person's welfare.

Sex is healthy, assuming that both parties do not carry STDs.

And still quite healthy, if they both have the same STDs !

[Odins Scandinavia]

Sex is healthy, assuming that both parties do not carry STDs.

And still quite healthy, if they both have the same STDs !

we are slaying it today.

[The Black Forrest]

Sex is healthy, assuming that both parties do not carry STDs.

And still quite healthy, if they both have the same STDs !

And that's the value of trees. No STDs!

[Straughn]

And a deflowerer of flowers too apparently.

In my neck of the woods, we call them "perverts". Real men have sex with trees.

rule 34, no exceptions.

Amen to that.

ALMOST went with "War is Good for Business", but rethought it.

[Straughn]

For real. It made me cry, in a good way.

I doubt anyone can quote it now. I think it was back on the General which has sunk beneath the waves of cold Jolt.

Well, knock one back to it then, i'm glad i made a positive impact in your life.

PostScript : One thing sorely missing is the LIKE function for quotes. Grrrr.

[AiliailiA]

And a deflowerer of flowers too apparently.

In my neck of the woods, we call them "perverts". Real men have sex with trees.

But that only happens when the wind blows.

Hell no. If you want the tree to get on top, you're a braver man than me.

Even just a falling branch could break your spine. You have to be gentle.

[Odins Scandinavia]

For real. It made me cry, in a good way.

I doubt anyone can quote it now. I think it was back on the General which has sunk beneath the waves of cold Jolt.

Well, knock one back to it then, i'm glad i made a positive impact in your life.

PostScript : One thing sorely missing is the LIKE function for quotes. Grrrr.

NationStates: the Political Social network of Snarky comments?

[AiliailiA]

I'm going to stop now. Spamming up the thread is one way to get it locked and I've said I don't want it locked.

[Straughn]

Well, knock one back to it then, i'm glad i made a positive impact in your life.

PostScript : One thing sorely missing is the LIKE function for quotes. Grrrr.

NationStates: the Political Social network of Snarky comments?

This is literally my initial charter for frequenting here. Then, of course, the opportunist kicked in ...

[Straughn]

I'm going to stop now. Spamming up the thread is one way to get it locked and I've said I don't want it locked.

Roger that. For the most part, though they may seem tertiary, my quotes still orbit and transect the topic as much as i felt they could contribute.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

For real. It made me cry, in a good way.

I doubt anyone can quote it now. I think it was back on the General which has sunk beneath the waves of cold Jolt.

Well, knock one back to it then, i'm glad i made a positive impact in your life.

PostScript : One thing sorely missing is the LIKE function for quotes. Grrrr.

No bad.

[Ethel mermania]

FST, I wonder if the object to all these threads really truly is to have any of your bizzare sexual views vindicated through arguement; as far as I can tell, your motive seems to be (if not to troll) to have your idiosynchrocies analyzed or at least provoke shocked reactions from NS generalites.

Are you suggesting that I'm trying to coax free therapy out of NSG?

Volentary patients at least try to listen to their therapists.

[Ethel mermania]

Anyone who's not okay with theft, rape, murder, genocide, etc..

And the non-sequitor award goes to......

Well even father raping genocidal theives can have a moral code. It just may be one we disagree with.

[Grave_n_idle]

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2010/01/how_sexual_objectification_silences_women_-_the_male_glance.php

At last, proof of my ideas. No man should ever be attracted to a female body because it has the effect of objectification. Note, however, that females staring at male bodies does not produce the same effect.

I'm vindicated. All sexual attraction is objectification. You can't get out of it.

The source doesn't appear to say what you want it to say.

It does rather suggest that women should all be lesbians, though.

*nods*