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Postby Norstal » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:38 pm

Farnhamia wrote:That occurred to me, too. What will be the punishment for being gay if there's a vaccine to prevent HIV? Jerry Falwell is going to be spinning in his grave.

Well, I guess there's always rectal rupture and yeast infections.
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Postby Greed and Death » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:39 pm

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Norstal wrote:Cool. If our pace of science keeps up, we might be able to spit in God's face by 2020.

That occurred to me, too. What will be the punishment for being gay if there's a vaccine to prevent HIV? Jerry Falwell is going to be spinning in his grave.

Raise him from the dead so we can ask him in person about heaven.
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Postby Wikkiwallana » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:39 pm

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Norstal wrote:Cool. If our pace of science keeps up, we might be able to spit in God's face by 2020.

That occurred to me, too. What will be the punishment for being gay if there's a vaccine to prevent HIV? Jerry Falwell is going to be spinning in his grave.

Oh shit, I was so caught up in hoping that I didn't even think about that part. 10 to 1 says that if this passes testing, the religious right is going to protest this so hard it makes the backlash over Gardasil look like a minor pout.
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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:40 pm

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Farnhamia wrote:That occurred to me, too. What will be the punishment for being gay if there's a vaccine to prevent HIV? Jerry Falwell is going to be spinning in his grave.

Well, I guess there's always rectal rupture and yeast infections.

Yeast infections are the punishment for being female, if you aren't pregnant. The guys can have the ruptures ( :o ).
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:40 pm

Great, now I have no 'good' excuse to put people in concentration camps.
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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:41 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:Great, now I have no 'good' excuse to put people in concentration camps.

Why do you need and excuse, good or otherwise? You aren't getting soft, are you?
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Postby Wikkiwallana » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:41 pm

greed and death wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:That occurred to me, too. What will be the punishment for being gay if there's a vaccine to prevent HIV? Jerry Falwell is going to be spinning in his grave.

Raise him from the dead so we can ask him in person about heaven.

No good, resurrection doesn't work on people who died of old age.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:51 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Great, now I have no 'good' excuse to put people in concentration camps.

Why do you need and excuse, good or otherwise? You aren't getting soft, are you?

I don't, but its fun to pretend.
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Postby Blazedtown » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:53 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Why do you need and excuse, good or otherwise? You aren't getting soft, are you?

I don't, but its fun to pretend.


If you have an excuse, it's easier to get like minded minions.
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Postby Genivaria » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:54 pm

Hopefully these trials will show positive results.
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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:56 pm

Blazedtown wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:I don't, but its fun to pretend.


If you have an excuse, it's easier to get like minded minions.

I had minions once, a long time ago. *sigh* That's the trouble with being (apparently) immortal, eventually so many things become "a long time ago."
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Postby Blazedtown » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:59 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Blazedtown wrote:
If you have an excuse, it's easier to get like minded minions.

I had minions once, a long time ago. *sigh* That's the trouble with being (apparently) immortal, eventually so many things become "a long time ago."


Right? Its so hard to keep up the flow of recruits over the eons.
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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:04 pm

Blazedtown wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:I had minions once, a long time ago. *sigh* That's the trouble with being (apparently) immortal, eventually so many things become "a long time ago."


Right? Its so hard to keep up the flow of recruits over the eons.

You make choices. I retired from being a goddess in Sumeria and moved to Egypt, let all the minions go. A few came with me but there wasn't enough mud in the Nile Valley, not like in Old Kiengir, so I let them go home. There's nothing worse than having sad minions around.
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Postby Norstal » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:04 pm

Farnhamia wrote:I had minions once, a long time ago. *sigh* That's the trouble with being (apparently) immortal, eventually so many things become "a long time ago."

Yahweh seems to have had no trouble in doing this. Where did you fail? :P
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Postby Blazedtown » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:07 pm

Norstal wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:I had minions once, a long time ago. *sigh* That's the trouble with being (apparently) immortal, eventually so many things become "a long time ago."

Yahweh seems to have had no trouble in doing this. Where did you fail? :P


Yahweh has a fancy ark of the Covenant and shit.
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Postby Bythyrona » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:13 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Norstal wrote:Cool. If our pace of science keeps up, we might be able to spit in God's face by 2020.

That occurred to me, too. What will be the punishment for being gay if there's a vaccine to prevent HIV? Jerry Falwell is going to be spinning in his grave.

There's always earthquakes and hurricanes, my friend.
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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:14 pm

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Farnhamia wrote:That occurred to me, too. What will be the punishment for being gay if there's a vaccine to prevent HIV? Jerry Falwell is going to be spinning in his grave.

There's always earthquakes and hurricanes, my friend.

True, true, but they're so imprecise, they always kill a large number of innocents for every evil homosexual they send to hell. Having a disease that seems to love eating queers was just so efficient. Too bad there wasn't one that went after dykes, too, huh? Oh well, lesbians are hawt, so they can live, I guess. :p
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:15 pm

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Postby New Conglomerate » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:22 pm

Now, all we need are herpes vaccines.
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Postby Four-sided Triangles » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:23 pm

Hurray, a vaccine for a disease we should have easily been able to wipe out by acting responsibly.
This is why gay marriage will destroy American families.
Gays are made up of gaytrinos and they interact via faggons, which are massless spin 2 particles. They're massless because gays care so much about their weight, and have spin 2, cause that's as much spin as particles can get, and liberals love spin. The exchange of spin 2 particles creates an attractive force between objects, which is why gays are so promiscuous. When gays get "settle down" into a lower energy state by marrying, they release faggon particles in the form of gaydiation. Everyone is a little bit gay, so every human body has some gaytrinos in it, meaning that the gaydiation could cause straight people to be attracted to gays and choose to turn gay.

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Postby Mike the Progressive » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:24 pm

Four-sided Triangles wrote:Hurray, a vaccine for a disease we should have easily been able to wipe out by acting responsibly.


Don't be racist, bro. Black people und ze gayz don't know any better.

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Postby Four-sided Triangles » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:26 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:Don't be racist, bro. Black people und ze gayz don't know any better.


Yeah, I'm the racist here. :roll:
This is why gay marriage will destroy American families.
Gays are made up of gaytrinos and they interact via faggons, which are massless spin 2 particles. They're massless because gays care so much about their weight, and have spin 2, cause that's as much spin as particles can get, and liberals love spin. The exchange of spin 2 particles creates an attractive force between objects, which is why gays are so promiscuous. When gays get "settle down" into a lower energy state by marrying, they release faggon particles in the form of gaydiation. Everyone is a little bit gay, so every human body has some gaytrinos in it, meaning that the gaydiation could cause straight people to be attracted to gays and choose to turn gay.

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Postby Blazedtown » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:29 pm

Four-sided Triangles wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:Don't be racist, bro. Black people und ze gayz don't know any better.


Yeah, I'm the racist here. :roll:


No, I'm the racist here.
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:33 pm

Four-sided Triangles wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:Don't be racist, bro. Black people und ze gayz don't know any better.


Yeah, I'm the racist here. :roll:


That was kind of the joke... :eyebrow: I mean, I even said "und ze..." for emphasis.

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Postby Mad Monarch » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:36 pm

Four-sided Triangles wrote:Hurray, a vaccine for a disease we should have easily been able to wipe out by acting responsibly.

Hard to stop something you don't know exists. If humanity followed your view of responsibly there would be no human race after the first generation of human kind.

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