Your zombie invasion survival strategy

[United Warrisons]

In every Serrano where the're a zombie Apocalypse the military is always drawn thin do to the fact that every major city is usually hit.

The fuck is a Serrano?

^This.

[Gigaverse]

Relevant

Epic.

[Fnordgasm 5]

There is a Problem with Nukes. The Nuclear Material would stay around for a Long Time so it would be a bad Idea.

Also, Nukes don't mutate things like it makes it seem in Video Games and Comics.

Yeah, that is a problem.. Say, what happens to all the nuclear power plants in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

[Novaya Tselinoyarsk]

There is a Problem with Nukes. The Nuclear Material would stay around for a Long Time so it would be a bad Idea.

Also, Nukes don't mutate things like it makes it seem in Video Games and Comics.

Yeah, that is a problem.. Say, what happens to all the nuclear power plants in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

A zombie forces itself into the restricted areas of the plant, resting there for months. Eventually, of course, it turns into the ZomHulk.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Again

probably closer to the tooth than the tooth fairy.

[Jolleus]

I would hole myself up in a mall movie theater. Only one direction for them to come from so I don't have to worry about watching many exits, and in between waves I can go out into the mall and get supplies.

In between waves?
You think there gonna come at you in waves line in some arcade game?

Eh, why not? A video game is as good a source of info about zombies as anything else.

[Suburban Milf]

1. Get Bit
2. Fornicate w/ my significant other one last time
3. Alert her as to the possibility of an STI, laugh in her face at her horror
4. ????
5. Profit

[Cavalstan]

find the president of the US. Force him to launch nuclear missiles all around the world while i chill with a few friends in an underground base within a mountain. Then after the world has been nuked to hell, i leave around 20 years later and suddenly realize that i've just entered something similar to the Fallout universe and laugh at the thought that my underground base could be seen as a vault and for the hell of it, i take yellow paint and paint on the number 666 onto the blast doors.

If any zombies are out there, they're probably being eaten away by radiation. Worst case is mutated but im sure with that many nukes, nearly everything would be dead.

a nuclear missle would just make it worse.zombies feel absolutly no pain,so what would a nuclear missle do?besides,zombies are already dead,the only way to kill them is to take thier head off or destroy the brain.same goes for fire.

[Mosasauria]

1. Get some stereotypical sidekicks from WWII(Namely a food-loving Italian Mafioso, an easily-frightened Pole, a stubborn Serb, and a wise Chinese guy)
2. Grab an MG-42 and PPSh-41.
3. Pack-a-Punch as needed.
4. Wait for green floaty thingy when ammo becomes low.
5. Teleport through time and space.
6. ???
7. Double Points.

[Cavalstan]

1. Get some stereotypical sidekicks from WWII(Namely a food-loving Italian Mafioso, an easily-frightened Pole, a stubborn Serb, and a wise Chinese guy)
2. Grab an MG-42 and PPSh-41.
3. Pack-a-Punch as needed.
4. Wait for green floaty thingy when ammo becomes low.
5. Teleport through time and space.
6. ???
7. Double Points.

CoD zombie plan,right?

[Mosasauria]

1. Get some stereotypical sidekicks from WWII(Namely a food-loving Italian Mafioso, an easily-frightened Pole, a stubborn Serb, and a wise Chinese guy)
2. Grab an MG-42 and PPSh-41.
3. Pack-a-Punch as needed.
4. Wait for green floaty thingy when ammo becomes low.
5. Teleport through time and space.
6. ???
7. Double Points.

CoD zombie plan,right?

Yup. With some minor variations.

[Tiami]

My plan is to barricade my house, cover the exterior walls of my house in Solid sheets of Steel for protection. I will also stockpile 2-3 years worth of food to survive for awhile. Then, I plan to connect my house to my fiance's garden outback and build a steel building around the garden, only allowing enough light for food to grow, but not let zombies in. Next, I will build a turret on my roof that is connected from my attic. This is a defensive strategy to slaughter any incoming zombies, which means I will stockpile a lot of bullets. Next, I will sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold.

[Alimeria II]

In every Serrano where the're a zombie Apocalypse the military is always drawn thin do to the fact that every major city is usually hit.

The fuck is a Serrano?

Misspelling of scenario I believe. Also long time since I've been here.

[Urceo-Carthage]

Call me fucking crazy, but I'm digging a huge underground tunnel system with a shovel under my house in Pennsylvania for no fucking reason whatsoever. I just like underground tunnel systems as some sort of place to hole up in for some reason. I'm digging it deep down, and it's gonna be fucking huge.

Why? I don't fucking know. It can come in handy, though. I'll probably keep my rifles and shit down there. As well as some UV lights or something to grow potatoes and shit

[Gauthier]

Seems someone has a sense of humor about the whole zombie fad and has marketed ammo for such an event.

[Dragosovlkiav]

Call me fucking crazy, but I'm digging a huge underground tunnel system with a shovel under my house in Pennsylvania for no fucking reason whatsoever. I just like underground tunnel systems as some sort of place to hole up in for some reason. I'm digging it deep down, and it's gonna be fucking huge.

Why? I don't fucking know. It can come in handy, though. I'll probably keep my rifles and shit down there. As well as some UV lights or something to grow potatoes and shit

i like your plan, and i would take care of the zombie.
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[Kuznetsovia]

AK74M, RPG-7, shitload of 5.45 ammo for AK74M and TBG-7V Thermobaric Rockets for the RPG-7, Bayonet, Military Cargo Truck (to carry everything), food and water and other supplies, Katana, 1P29 Combat Optic for AK74M, PGO-7 RPG-7 scope

[Zathganastan]

AK74M, RPG-7, shitload of 5.45 ammo for AK74M and TBG-7V Thermobaric Rockets for the RPG-7, Bayonet, Military Cargo Truck (to carry everything), food and water and other supplies, Katana, 1P29 Combat Optic for AK74M, PGO-7 RPG-7 scope

This is one of the best ways to get killed so far.And good luck finding a road clear enough for you to escape from zombies our crazy survivors.

[Kuznetsovia]

lol get killed my ass, i had in mind one of the heavy duty trucks used to get through barricades, and the thermobaric rounds are to clear buildings lol

[Gun Manufacturers]

My plan is to barricade my house, cover the exterior walls of my house in Solid sheets of Steel for protection. I will also stockpile 2-3 years worth of food to survive for awhile. Then, I plan to connect my house to my fiance's garden outback and build a steel building around the garden, only allowing enough light for food to grow, but not let zombies in. Next, I will build a turret on my roof that is connected from my attic. This is a defensive strategy to slaughter any incoming zombies, which means I will stockpile a lot of bullets. Next, I will sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold.

If you don't do all that before the zombies hit, you won't have the time to do it after.

[Zathganastan]

lol get killed my ass, i had in mind one of the heavy duty trucks used to get through barricades, and the thermobaric rounds are to clear buildings lol

Thats still a bad idea when facing thousands of undead all drawn to you by the load bag of an IFV's main canon.And finding that type of vehicle wouldn't be easy either.What with the military probably pooling it's resources to repel the undead.Any Infantry fighting vehicles like the Bradly you'd find would either have been over run and badly damaged or under the command of the military.

[Valurcean Galactic Empire]

i like your plan, and i would take care of the zombie.
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[Dragosovlkiav]

i like your plan, and i would take care of the zombie.
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home made flame thrower is all i need,
this is plan a for idiots.

[Urceo-Carthage]

home made flame thrower is all i need,
this is plan a for idiots.

I'm not even digging it to plan for zombies, I'm just digging it because I like underground tunnel systems for some reason.


lol, the tax guys are gonna go on my property and be like "WTF IS THIS "

[Zathganastan]

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home made flame thrower is all i need,
this is plan a for idiots.

So your going to set a group of creatures that don't feel pain on fire as they rush towards you, great idea.