Your zombie invasion survival strategy

[Genivaria]

A bat? A crowbar? A large knife?

I think I'd rather embrace the horde as a brother united by rot and undeath. Barhah!

Very well. *stabs Fnordgasm in the back and raises his body.*
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[Alimeria II]

Just going to restate my Plan with some added details
Plan 1: Defend my House from Zombies till I'm overrun. Then I'll either run away, make a final stand, or commit Suicide
Plan 2: Go to the Mountains near my Home and stay there till the Cure is found, when I die of Natural Causes, or Till I'm overrun. Same Death Plans
Plan 3: Go to my Half-Brother's House. Same Plans as above
Weapons I could Have:
1. .243 Bolt Action Rifle. (I think it's a Remington Model 700.)
2. Folding Blade Hunting Knife
3. Taurus Judge Revolver
4. Unknown Semi-Auto Pistol
5. Various Shotguns (Though that's a Bad Idea; My brother owns several)
6. Lever Action .22

[Novaya Tselinoyarsk]

Just going to restate my Plan with some added details
Plan 1: Defend my House from Zombies till I'm overrun. Then I'll either run away, make a final stand, or commit Suicide

How do you plan to keep them from encircling your entire house leaving you no way to escape?

[Alimeria II]

Well, I have no real way of doing that. But it probably will be like a Zombie Dream I had, where I was invaded by Zombies.

[Cavalstan]

1.the pickaxe out of the shed 2.get water 3.get food 4.get a truck 5.get to a rural area 6.find a farm

[The Church of Unity]

I'd knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I could devour you!

(Red vs Blue Reference)

[Zathganastan]

Just going to restate my Plan with some added details
Plan 1: Defend my House from Zombies till I'm overrun. Then I'll either run away, make a final stand, or commit Suicide
Plan 2: Go to the Mountains near my Home and stay there till the Cure is found, when I die of Natural Causes, or Till I'm overrun. Same Death Plans
Plan 3: Go to my Half-Brother's House. Same Plans as above
Weapons I could Have:
1. .243 Bolt Action Rifle. (I think it's a Remington Model 700.)
2. Folding Blade Hunting Knife
3. Taurus Judge Revolver
4. Unknown Semi-Auto Pistol
5. Various Shotguns (Though that's a Bad Idea; My brother owns several)
6. Lever Action .22

Thats a suicide plan at best, It's been stated already that you can't defend you house our home agianst thousands of Undead attacking at once, And if you some how survive that escaping will be impossible due to the infected waiting around your house ready to rip your face out.

[Alimeria II]

Well driving to Rural Areas is not really that good of an idea. Because Everybody will be doing it. So you might be shot, or someone might be infected with the Zombie Virus. That plus the Highways will be crowded. However, I don't think I'll have to worry about that near my House, where there are Mountains, and lots of Deer.

Well, I don't know then. I guess I'll make a Stand and hope I die a quick death.

[Glasgia]

Lets just say my plan involves a lot of petrol and a lighter...

This was JUST covered.. Even if you blow off limbs as long as the head stays intact the body will continue to try to keep moving. They don't feel pain, and a zombie on FIRE clawing at you is worse then not.

Do you think I care about arguments you had?

[Miyager]

Nothing. I live in New York. So I just die.

[Zathganastan]

Well driving to Rural Areas is not really that good of an idea. Because Everybody will be doing it. So you might be shot, or someone might be infected with the Zombie Virus. That plus the Highways will be crowded. However, I don't think I'll have to worry about that near my House, where there are Mountains, and lots of Deer.

Not really more then half the people here choose to either make a suicidal last stand at their home our just die and join the infected.So other then a few guy happy rednecks you shouldn't have to many problems.

[Alimeria II]

Living in Montana feels good for the Apocalypse. Living in Helena, Montana isn't really that good. Way too many people here.
Wait, sorry, I didn't understand what you were saying

((The Population of Helena is estimated to be 28,180 in 2010.))

[Crystalcliff Point]

My plan: Board up my doors and windows, and eat my emergency rations. Watch BReaking BAd.

Then help my landlord clean up, using our corpse rakes.

[Lucantis]

Ok. Basically get at least 25% of every job in the world that will actually help. Then get 20% of the civilian population and we all sail to the Isle of Man. Once we build, get a good Gov't, etc after a few hundred years, we will become advanced enough and large enough to take back Earth and build & terraform the Moon and Mars.

[Zathganastan]

Living in Montana feels good for the Apocalypse. Living in Helena, Montana isn't really that good. Way too many people here.

Well Texas has a large population but large rural areas that separate many of the main cities so once you make it out of the city your pretty much home free.

[Viritica]

• Step 1: Run like hell to get away from zombies
• Step 2: Get gun and ammo
• Step 3: Get food, water, and lots of beer
• Step 4: Find other survivors and band together
• Step 5: Fuck bitches
• Step 6: Find a safe place to settle down, preferably an old strip club
• Step 7: Repeat step 5
• Step 8: Proclaim self Supreme Overlord of the survivors

Success.

[Zathganastan]

• Step 1: Run like hell to get away from zombies
• Step 2: Get gun and ammo
• Step 3: Get food, water, and lots of beer
• Step 4: Find other survivors and band together
• Step 5: Fuck bitches
• Step 6: Find a safe place to settle down, preferably an old strip club
• Step 7: Repeat step 5
• Step 8: Proclaim self Supreme Overlord of the survivors

Success.

And that's how raider gangs where formed.

[Strykla]

Bomb the assholes back to the stone age, and bomb any of the whiners who think explosives won't solve the zombie menace. Because no zombie can survive a 2000-pound Mark 84.

[Alimeria II]

I'm not saying Bombs won't kill them. But Fire won't.

Also, where would you get the Bombs? And where would you find a Large enough Plane to drop all of these bombs?

[Lucantis]

This was JUST covered.. Even if you blow off limbs as long as the head stays intact the body will continue to try to keep moving. They don't feel pain, and a zombie on FIRE clawing at you is worse then not.

Do you think I care about arguments you had?

I think you are just afraid to admit you're wrong in some way. You have to shoot the head. And if a person gets bitten, shoot him/her in the head.

[Esternial]

Enter, the Zombie Fortress.

iWin

[Tokkyland]

I would call a Paladin.Zombies are classified undead right?

[Strykla]

I'm not saying Bombs won't kill them. But Fire won't.

Also, where would you get the Bombs? And where would you find a Large enough Plane to drop all of these bombs?

The B-52 Stratofortress can carry dozens of the things. If you really want killing power, then get B-1B Lancers with external hardpoints.
As for getting them, well, the US military has bombs aplenty. And if zombies are on the loose, I'm sure one can convince the President to bomb zombies.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

1.get water 2.secure a weapon 3.get food 4.get a truck 5.get to a rural area

nice and simple easy to remember in a rush too.

[Glasgia]

Do you think I care about arguments you had?

I think you are just afraid to admit you're wrong in some way. You have to shoot the head. And if a person gets bitten, shoot him/her in the head.

Look mate, I'm no zombie expert. However, I've watched Shaun of the Dead and I'm pretty sure if you burn something it dies.