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2011 Death of the dictators?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:00 am
by Yeeros
This year, nearly all of the famous dictators that I could think of have died.
1.Osama Bin Laden (May)
2. Muammar Gaddafi (October)
3.Kim Jong-Il (Today)

Can someone tell me that there's still more living today.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:07 am
by The Murtunian Tribes
Yeeros wrote:This year, nearly all of the famous dictators that I could think of have died.
1.Osama Bin Laden (May)
2. Muammar Gaddafi (October)
3.Kim Jong-Il (Today)

Can someone tell me that there's still more living today.

1. Is not a dictator.
2. Yep.
3. Wasn't it actually like two days ago or something? Needs to double check.

Robert Mugabe is still kicking it, Bashar Al-Assad is still tearing ass in Syria, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Ali Khamenei are still holding down Iran pretty well, that dumbass Yukashenko is still hanging around....anyone else?

Oh yea. Motherfucking FIDEL CASTRO is still alive.

EDIT: Hu Jintao sort of.
SO, yea, 2011 not so bad.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:10 am
by Daistallia 2104
bin Laden wasn't a dictator...

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:13 am
by Christmahanikwanzikah
Daistallia 2104 wrote:bin Laden wasn't a dictator...


But he was a dick-tator, amirite?!

/raises hand for high-five









/realizes how horrible pun was, lowers high-five hand and slumps away

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:14 am
by The Murtunian Tribes
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Daistallia 2104 wrote:bin Laden wasn't a dictator...


But he was a dick-tator, amirite?!

/raises hand for high-five









/realizes how horrible pun was, lowers high-five hand and slumps away

Yea, I think that would be best.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:17 am
by Conserative Morality
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:1. Is not a dictator.
2. Yep.
3. Wasn't it actually like two days ago or something? Needs to double check.

Robert Mugabe is still kicking it, Bashar Al-Assad is still tearing ass in Syria, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Ali Khamenei are still holding down Iran pretty well, that dumbass Yukashenko is still hanging around....anyone else?

Oh yea. Motherfucking FIDEL CASTRO is still alive.

EDIT:Throw Hugo Chavez on that list too. Hu Jintao sort of.
SO, yea, 2011 not so bad.

Ahmadinejad is far from a dictator. You'll want to look higher than him on Iran's twisted ladder.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:19 am
by Slaytesics
Yeeros wrote:This year, nearly all of the famous dictators that I could think of have died.
1.Osama Bin Laden (May)
2. Muammar Gaddafi (October)
3.Kim Jong-Il (Today)

Can someone tell me that there's still more living today.


Lol, you remind me of one of my friends on facebook.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:20 am
by The Murtunian Tribes
Conserative Morality wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:1. Is not a dictator.
2. Yep.
3. Wasn't it actually like two days ago or something? Needs to double check.

Robert Mugabe is still kicking it, Bashar Al-Assad is still tearing ass in Syria, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Ali Khamenei are still holding down Iran pretty well, that dumbass Yukashenko is still hanging around....anyone else?

Oh yea. Motherfucking FIDEL CASTRO is still alive.

EDIT:Throw Hugo Chavez on that list too. Hu Jintao sort of.
SO, yea, 2011 not so bad.

Ahmadinejad is far from a dictator. You'll want to look higher than him on Iran's twisted ladder.

Ali Khamenei?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:26 am
by Central and Eastern Visayas
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:Ahmadinejad is far from a dictator. You'll want to look higher than him on Iran's twisted ladder.

Ali Khamenei?

Probably. Aren't the Ayatollahs the real power in Iran?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:26 am
by Costa Fiero
Fidel Castro isn't actually in power. That lies with his brother, Raul.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:27 am
by The Murtunian Tribes
Central and Eastern Visayas wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Ali Khamenei?

Probably. Aren't the Ayatollahs the real power in Iran?

Yea, but I wanted an extra name for my list. :p


Costa Fiero wrote:Fidel Castro isn't actually in power. That lies with his brother, Raul.

Pffffffft. Fidel still wears the pants in that family. Probably the diapers too.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:29 am
by Yeeros
Central and Eastern Visayas wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Ali Khamenei?

Probably. Aren't the Ayatollahs the real power in Iran?


No, they teach religion

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:32 am
by Costa Fiero
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Pffffffft. Fidel still wears the pants in that family. Probably the diapers too.


Right. So, I'm assuming Fidel was issuing those free market reforms and releases of political prisoners.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:34 am
by The Murtunian Tribes
Costa Fiero wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Pffffffft. Fidel still wears the pants in that family. Probably the diapers too.


Right. So, I'm assuming Fidel was issuing those free market reforms and releases of political prisoners.

Must've been sponge bath day.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:36 am
by Kalaspia-Shimarata
Dictators still living:
Fidel Castro
George Walk Bush
China's Leader (Unaware of his name)

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:40 am
by Yeeros
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Dictators still living:
Fidel Castro
George Walk Bush
China's Leader (Unaware of his name)


George W. Bush wasn't a dictator, he was a republican

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:41 am
by The Murtunian Tribes
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Dictators still living:
Fidel Castro
George Walk Bush
China's Leader (Unaware of his name)

Hu Jintao, but he's not a dictator per se.

Oh, and please, don't be so lame as to put George Bushes name on the list.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:42 am
by Costa Fiero
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Dictators still living:
Fidel Castro
George Walk Bush
China's Leader (Unaware of his name)


1. Not in power.
2. Not in power.
3. In power: Hu Jintao.

Besides, you forgot lunatics like Hugo Chavez and that guy in Equatorial Guinea that eats testicles.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:43 am
by Episarta
Yeeros wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Dictators still living:
Fidel Castro
George Walk Bush
China's Leader (Unaware of his name)


George W. Bush wasn't a dictator, he was a republican


What's the difference?

(sorry, it was too easy :p )

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:45 am
by Rationallia
Episarta wrote:
Yeeros wrote:
George W. Bush wasn't a dictator, he was a republican


What's the difference?

(sorry, it was too easy :p )


Well said!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:45 am
by Kalaspia-Shimarata
You forgot to add the Syrian leader and the Egyptian leader. Why did I forget his name?
Also, Bin Laden was NEVER a dictator
Costa Fiero wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Dictators still living:
Fidel Castro
George Walk Bush
China's Leader (Unaware of his name)


1. Not in power.
2. Not in power.
3. In power: Hu Jintao.

Besides, you forgot lunatics like Hugo Chavez and that guy in Equatorial Guinea that eats testicles.

1.Never said he still is in power. He's still a dictator. Jong-il is not a dictator but he is not in power
2.See 1
3.Thanks!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:46 am
by Daistallia 2104
Yeeros wrote:
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Dictators still living:
Fidel Castro
George Walk Bush
China's Leader (Unaware of his name)


George W. Bush wasn't a dictator, he was a republican


That was George Walker Bush. Kala was clearly talking about George Walk Bush, the famous Greek Australian dictator of one of those Aussie micronations like The Principality of Hutt River.

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Hu Jintao, but he's not a dictator per se.

Oh, and please, don't be so lame as to put George Bushes name on the list.


Just let Kala embarrass himself again.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:47 am
by Jakaragua
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:EDIT:Throw Hugo Chavez on that list too.

Not a dictator though.

Sure, he's holding onto the Presidency as long as he can (cancer and all) but he's not keeping opposition in line as, say, Mubarak was.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:48 am
by Daistallia 2104
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:You forgot to add the Syrian leader and the Egyptian leader. Why did I forget his name?


Do you really want an answer for that question?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:49 am
by Costa Fiero
Daistallia 2104 wrote:Just let Kala embarrass himself again.


He just did. Fidel is apparently a dictator but Kim Jong-il wasn't.

I know. I facepalmed massively as well.