What if Real-life was like anime?

[Mad Monarch]

What if real-life was like hentai?

Life would have no meaning.

and there would be an abnormal amount of squid.

And a very small amount of hot, virgin, females.

[THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES]

What if real-life was like hentai?

Life would have no meaning.

and there would be an abnormal amount of squid.

MUST HAVE EAT SQUID FOR DINNA

[Sociobiology]

then why did they have native Americans?

Because Akira Toriyama is a strange, strange man.

well that's not hard to figure out, the strange ones make the best story tellers, although he has an inordinate love of padding.

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

How did talking about anime become samurais?

Any anime discussion takes it's course through Samurai, Ninja, Mechs, Tentacles, and many other anime tropes. It's natural.

[Nornalhorst]

What if real-life was like hentai?

Well sir thats a good question what if real-life was like hentai? I believe hentai is a subcategory of Hentai so....

[Sociobiology]

What if real-life was like hentai?

The men would CU_ in 5 secs

or in a hour an a half with no one ever faling in between

[Sociobiology]

How did talking about anime become samurais?

the bette question is how did it take 16 pages.

[Crabcake Baba Ganoush]

The only hard part would be trying to tell the difference between a 13 year old and a 20 year old.

Although you could check for tentacle marks and count the rings, but that isn't necessarily a tell tale sign. It's like picking up a girl at a bar that's been drinking and assuming that she's of age. That's not always the case.

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

Because Akira Toriyama is a strange, strange man.

well that's not hard to figure out, the strange ones make the best story tellers, although he has an inordinate lave of padding.

Because he really didn't want to continue that much, but the success caused his publishers to force him to keep going.

There were times he was actively trying to get fired.

[Unilisia]

Yup, why do japanese draw themselves looking like white people?

What color are the Japanese then?

A yellower version of beige.

[Blazedtown]

Someone is hateful to japanese people, I tell you what, they have red on their flag so they aren't all that bad........dirtbag.



OOC: Yes, I have seen to much Red vs Blue, I would rather watch that than both cartoons and anime.....and Live action.

"banned guns in Japan to preserve samuri" "could beat a country with twice population and industry"
*looks at WW2* hmmmmmmmm Your argument has failed

http://www.combinedfleet.com/economic.htm

Nearly twice the population of Japan.
Seventeen time's Japan's national income.
Five times more steel production.
Seven times more coal production.
Eighty (80) times the automobile production.

It was like Helen Keller picking a fight with Mike Tyson. How did my argument fail?

They severely restricted ownership of firearms, meaning that they dropped off the fields of battle. There was a point when there were more guns in Japan than in all of Europe. But the Tokugawa shogunate ended that because it threatened the prestige of the samurai.

[Raging Oliphaunts]

Life would have no meaning.

and there would be an abnormal amount of squid.

And a very small amount of hot, virgin, females.

About 3% of the population.

Life would have no meaning.

and there would be an abnormal amount of squid.

MUST HAVE EAT SQUID FOR DINNA

No, they'd eat you for dinner.

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

"banned guns in Japan to preserve samuri" "could beat a country with twice population and industry"
*looks at WW2* hmmmmmmmm Your argument has failed

http://www.combinedfleet.com/economic.htm

Nearly twice the population of Japan.
Seventeen time's Japan's national income.
Five times more steel production.
Seven times more coal production.
Eighty (80) times the automobile production.

It was like Helen Keller picking a fight with Mike Tyson. How did my argument fail?

They severely restricted ownership of firearms, meaning that they dropped off the fields of battle. There was a point when there were more guns in Japan than in all of Europe. But the Tokugawa shogunate ended that because it threatened the prestige of the samurai.

Sigh, if only the Odas had remained in power... Then we would have seen a truly, truly awesome Japan.

[Rotovia-]

The only hard part would be trying to tell the difference between a 13 year old and a 20 year old.

Although you could check for tentacle marks and count the rings, but that isn't necessarily a tell tale sign. It's like picking up a girl at a bar that's been drinking and assuming that she's of age. That's not always the case.

There are few things more awkward than insisting to see the ID of a person you are sleeping with.

[Mad Monarch]

The only hard part would be trying to tell the difference between a 13 year old and a 20 year old.

Although you could check for tentacle marks and count the rings, but that isn't necessarily a tell tale sign. It's like picking up a girl at a bar that's been drinking and assuming that she's of age. That's not always the case.

There are few things more awkward than insisting to see the ID of a person you are sleeping with.

I think checking for tentacle marks would be more awkward.

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

There are few things more awkward than insisting to see the ID of a person you are sleeping with.

I think checking for tentacle marks would be more awkward.

Not if she's drunk enough.

[Blazedtown]

The closet thing Japan did during WW2 like samurais was

1. Victory or Death

2. KAMIKAZES!!!!!111111111

3. BANZAI *charges at 1000000 machine guns*

This shows you really do not comprehend my post or history.

[Raging Oliphaunts]

The only hard part would be trying to tell the difference between a 13 year old and a 20 year old.

Although you could check for tentacle marks and count the rings, but that isn't necessarily a tell tale sign. It's like picking up a girl at a bar that's been drinking and assuming that she's of age. That's not always the case.

There are few things more awkward than insisting to see the ID of a person you are sleeping with.

And besides- if a thirteen year old has been drinking at a bar, how did she acquire that alcohol without a liscense? And there seem to be a permanent lack of police and a serious over-pronouncement of statutory rape, so what would be the harm of it?

Not that I'd do it myself, but I'm just pointing that out.

[Sociobiology]

What color are the Japanese then?

A yellower version of beige.

yes clearly this woman's skin color



is signifigantly diffrent from this woman's



Psst your ignorance is showing.

[Blazedtown]

http://www.combinedfleet.com/economic.htm

Nearly twice the population of Japan.
Seventeen time's Japan's national income.
Five times more steel production.
Seven times more coal production.
Eighty (80) times the automobile production.

It was like Helen Keller picking a fight with Mike Tyson. How did my argument fail?

They severely restricted ownership of firearms, meaning that they dropped off the fields of battle. There was a point when there were more guns in Japan than in all of Europe. But the Tokugawa shogunate ended that because it threatened the prestige of the samurai.

Sigh, if only the Odas had remained in power... Then we would have seen a truly, truly awesome Japan.

Even then, the Pacific War war would have been an ass kicking. Japan didn't have a chance in hell.

[Crabcake Baba Ganoush]

There are few things more awkward than insisting to see the ID of a person you are sleeping with.

I think checking for tentacle marks would be more awkward.

You just need a bit more experience my friend.






In examining tentacle marks.

[Sociobiology]

There are few things more awkward than insisting to see the ID of a person you are sleeping with.

I think checking for tentacle marks would be more awkward.

getting a Japanese woman's age is easy, (well getting the is she old enough to be legal is)just ask her which college she is attending.

[THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES]

A yellower version of beige.

yes clearly this woman's skin color



is signifigantly diffrent from this woman's



Psst your ignorance is showing.

OH GOD ITS THE GRUDGE
also shes white

[Raging Oliphaunts]

Sigh, if only the Odas had remained in power... Then we would have seen a truly, truly awesome Japan.

Even then, the Pacific War war would have been an ass kicking. Japan didn't have a chance in hell.

They were overconfident. They were the unbeatable force in the Pacific. They were, although bogged down, militarily defeating the Republic of China and the warlords at a land infantry ration of something like four Chinese for every one Japanese. That would make anyone want to take on the world.

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

Sigh, if only the Odas had remained in power... Then we would have seen a truly, truly awesome Japan.

Even then, the Pacific War war would have been an ass kicking. Japan didn't have a chance in hell.

Eh, considering, the Pacific War would have never happened because of Oda Nobunaga's close ties with Portugal and European traders. Japan probably would have been Christianised as well, considering.