What if Real-life was like anime?

by **Sociobiology** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:31 pm

Terishany wrote:
Gilfersgrad wrote:Only if I was a main character and got awesome powers. If I was just a bystander I'd have a life expectancy of, like, a day.

This is true.

grow a beard it guarantees you either the ability to break boulders with your bare hands or command of a warship.

by **Legionica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:31 pm

Anyone mention how awesome it would be for Ranma to be real?/slow clap

by **The UEG-Space Command** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:31 pm

Yoite wrote:
The UEG-Space Command wrote:Fuuny, I saw a Black Russian (don't ask) on a anime some night ago, looke dnotin like that.

Maybe I was high, oh wait I am clean, nope saw it with my own eyes.

Simon! From Durarara!

The only Russian name I like is good old Vladimir

I was disappoint.

Good that it wasn't during the 70's, shit would have gotten real then.

Also to be honest I like culture stuff, it pleases me to learn about it, I like to learn about forgein televeision, weapons, militaryies and governemnt so that hole Samurai sword thing was not right, nope I don't accept that stuff.

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
The UEG-Space Command wrote:Fuuny, I saw a Black Russian (don't ask) on a anime some night ago, looke dnotin like that.

Maybe I was high, oh wait I am clean, nope saw it with my own eyes.

Another one from the Dragon Ball universe.

Named Mr. Black.

Thats dragon ball, please tey always pulled that crap before, not every writer and animator plays the same card, fool, muhahahahahhahahahahahaaha.

by **THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:32 pm

we would have 1000000000000000000 gallons of blood

by **United Dependencies** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:33 pm

NERVUN wrote:
West Vandengaarde wrote:Japanese people don't take kindly to foreigners, so I wish you luck I guess.

Uh...

Hate to break it to you Nervun, but they all secretly don't like you.

by **Sociobiology** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:33 pm

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Sociobiology wrote:to be fare he is not supposed to be human.

He's a Djinn.

Essentially, he's a caricature of a black Muslim.

a djinn is a desert spirit or genie.
they had both muslims and black people, well before the whole space thing.

by **THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:33 pm

Sex would be like Hentai XD. (not saying that I watch it)

by **Raging Oliphaunts** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:33 pm

Sociobiology wrote:
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:Honestly? Awful.

We'd be stuck in a world depicted by a culture with incredibly harsh gender roles and severe cultural imperialism.

Not to mention all the black guys would look like this:

(Image)

to be fare he is not supposed to be human.

He's modeled to be a Malian, which is a black muslim from North-West Africa.

by **The UEG-Space Command** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:34 pm

Gauthier wrote:I'd hate it. Because I know I'd look like those fat, pudgy bulbous lechers.

Are there shy guys that act tough when they can,, please tell me there are, I am not sure ther eis a "Stays alone but gets reallly mad at times but is a freindly perosn" thing, help me someone it will happen!

I am loosing my sanity in General, go figure.

by **Raging Oliphaunts** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:34 pm

THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES wrote:Sex would be like Hentai XD. (not saying that I watch it)

Don't lie to us. These forums are a vault.

:twisted:

by **Soxastan** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:34 pm

THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES wrote:Sex would be like Hentai XD. (not saying that I watch it)

Disproportional tits to body and tentacles, everywhere.

by **Legionica** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:34 pm

THE NEW NEWLY UNITED STATES wrote:Sex would be like Hentai XD. (not saying that I watch it)

by **Jerusalem and Damascus** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:35 pm

The UEG-Space Command wrote:
Yoite wrote:
Simon! From Durarara!

The only Russian name I like is good old Vladimir I was disappoint.

Good that it wasn't during the 70's, shit would have gotten real then.

Also to be honest I like culture stuff, it pleases me to learn about it, I like to learn about forgein televeision, weapons, militaryies and governemnt so that hole Samurai sword thing was not right, nope I don't accept that stuff.
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:

Another one from the Dragon Ball universe.

Named Mr. Black.

Thats dragon ball, please tey always pulled that crap before, not every writer and animator plays the same card, fool, muhahahahahhahahahahahaaha.

...Was the evil laugh necessary?

Anyway, more for your viewing pleasure.

by **The UEG-Space Command** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:36 pm

Well they already brought the RL the H in Japan.

Cliton was hot (Only saw a image of her in a title it was on Cracked.)

Anyways yeah, I say that will happen when Obama is in.....oh yeah same one, dag crack, had to list those Obama comics like that order.

by **Jerusalem and Damascus** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:36 pm

Sociobiology wrote:
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
He's a Djinn.

Essentially, he's a caricature of a black Muslim.

a djinn is a desert spirit or genie.
they had both muslims and black people, well before the whole space thing.

Dragon Ball? You realise the actual world map of Dragon Ball is essentially just China, floating on its own, right? It's based on Journey to the West.

by **Hallistar** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:36 pm

having sex would be awsomer

by **Raging Oliphaunts** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:36 pm

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
The UEG-Space Command wrote:The only Russian name I like is good old Vladimir I was disappoint.

Good that it wasn't during the 70's, shit would have gotten real then.

Also to be honest I like culture stuff, it pleases me to learn about it, I like to learn about forgein televeision, weapons, militaryies and governemnt so that hole Samurai sword thing was not right, nope I don't accept that stuff.
Thats dragon ball, please tey always pulled that crap before, not every writer and animator plays the same card, fool, muhahahahahhahahahahahaaha.

...Was the evil laugh necessary?

Anyway, more for your viewing pleasure.

I laughed increasingly hard on each one.

by **Blazedtown** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:37 pm

The UEG-Space Command wrote:
Blazedtown wrote:
Of what?

It is called a Katana not a Samurai Sword, and even then that was not their primary weapon.

And why would an American be ashamed of not being an expert in samurais? Oh no I don't know jack shit about a warrior group that''s been gone for over a 100 years. Here's what I do know. The Samurai are retarded. They banned guns in Japan to preserve the power of the samurai, even though the Japanese firearms were far more advanced than the Europeans were at that time, which lead to the total backwards thinking of the Japanese ruling class, which made them think they could beat a country with twice the population, ten times the industrial output and far more advanced technology in a long drawn out rapid fatigue war of attrition. Guess how that turned out. Oh yeah. They got royally double teamed by Fat Man and Little Boy.

by **Niur** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:37 pm

Japan doesn't have any probelms with race, they just aren't as multiracial as the US, so they lack the context to draw black people non stereotypically.

by **The UEG-Space Command** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:37 pm

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
The UEG-Space Command wrote:The only Russian name I like is good old Vladimir I was disappoint.

Good that it wasn't during the 70's, shit would have gotten real then.

Also to be honest I like culture stuff, it pleases me to learn about it, I like to learn about forgein televeision, weapons, militaryies and governemnt so that hole Samurai sword thing was not right, nope I don't accept that stuff.
Thats dragon ball, please tey always pulled that crap before, not every writer and animator plays the same card, fool, muhahahahahhahahahahahaaha.

...Was the evil laugh necessary?

Anyway, more for your viewing pleasure.

I can explain everything............that one guy did it.....uh, fien they hate blacks there, I guess when the KKK take over they spare the japs and enslave them for that one, we all know it will happen.

*I need to take my meds again.*

by **Doppio Giudici** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:38 pm

What about the scientists.....they would have such headaches!

by **Nornalhorst** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:38 pm

Sociobiology wrote:
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:Honestly? Awful.

We'd be stuck in a world depicted by a culture with incredibly harsh gender roles and severe cultural imperialism.

Not to mention all the black guys would look like this:

(Image)

to be fare he is not supposed to be human.

Yeah anime does have different ethnicities of people

by **Jerusalem and Damascus** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:38 pm

Niur wrote:Japan doesn't have any probelms with race, they just aren't as multiracial as the US, so they lack the context to draw black people non stereotypically.

Actually Japan is very, very racist, if you know much about it. The whole racial purity thing is still really big there.

by **Hallistar** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:39 pm

I just know that in south korea and japan many blacks report being discriminated against by both civilians and police

As for whites and others, I do not know..

by **Jerusalem and Damascus** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:39 pm

Nornalhorst wrote:
Sociobiology wrote:to be fare he is not supposed to be human.

Yeah anime does have different ethnicities of people
This guy is a vampire pretending to work for the US Military but really working for the vampire queen Diva in the anime Blood Plus

Yoruichi from Bleach- her ethnicity like most anime characters is ambiguous

Gidget from Eureka 7

Yoruichi from Bleach is supposed to be Ainu, I believe.

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