What if Real-life was like anime?

[West Vandengaarde]

Jealous of what?
Jealous of fictional characters? Or jealous of the people with an obsession in relation to fictional characters?

Just because a character is fictional doesn't mean you cannot envy them. Which means, Jealous of fictional characters.

And I doubt he's jealous of something that doesn't exist.

[Complete Epicness]

That would be the best fucking thing in the world!

[Sociobiology]

I'd gladly learn Japanese if you know of a free (and competent) website that offers lessons on it. I have been considering moving to Japan, after college, for a while now.

Japanese people don't take kindly to foreigners, so I wish you luck I guess. Alternatively, you could spend money on books, since that costs less than moving to a foreign language where people might not like you or understand you that much, if you even can move there.

they don't mind foreigners as long as you learn the language.
well as long as your not chinese

[Mad Monarch]

I'd gladly learn Japanese if you know of a free (and competent) website that offers lessons on it. I have been considering moving to Japan, after college, for a while now.

There's a number of them out there, you just have to look.

I would say however that the 'free' bit is tricky. You're better off in a classroom to learn it.

Japanese people don't take kindly to foreigners, so I wish you luck I guess.

Uh...

Sadly my school doesn't offer it. My only options are A) find a free website or B) pay out the nose to learn it at college and add to the debt I'll likely be dragging around.

[Yoite]

Just because a character is fictional doesn't mean you cannot envy them. Which means, Jealous of fictional characters.

And I doubt he's jealous of something that doesn't exist.

Alright, but I clearly wasn't serious(or apparently not so clearly)

[Mad Monarch]

I'm still in high school and I've had no luck in finding a part time job. My only income is from renting my wallet to moths.

A major reason why I am considering moving to Japan is the rapidly growing electronic (especially gaming) industry they have there. I like programming and I can honestly say I am the best in my schools AP programming class. There are just not as many opportunities for my desired job here in the US.

So you have no income, are below 18, and haven't got many skills which Japan would find useful. I think you'd have better luck waiting out the storm here...

Have you read anything in my posts besides the first lines?

[The Akkadian Empire]

I would probably kill myself, rather then be some Girly Voiced, Long Haired, skinned armed, pale, sparkly eyed moron.

You are just jealous

My entire life is based around me skulking in the shadows and in the corners of large rooms watching in envy as Anime Characters do whatever Anime Characters do. I go home and inflict self harm upon myself, curse, do Brownstone and Gak, while listening to Screamo. I do this all because I am jealous of...anime characters. Yes, yes that is it. How dare that animated creation have the pleasure of having Bieberesque Voices and Sparkly Eyes! What type of cruel God would force me to have these, Human Like and Perfectly normal features, and not grant me the blessing of being an Animated cartoon. But alas, I must contend with my poetry and dark room, for I must let my hate out in the art of writing beautiful poems that illustrate my hate against God and The Animations that come from Japan.

But enough of that.

[West Vandengaarde]

So you have no income, are below 18, and haven't got many skills which Japan would find useful. I think you'd have better luck waiting out the storm here...

Have you read anything in my posts besides the first lines?

No.

[Raging Oliphaunts]

If real like was like "Anime" in general, that suggests that all the Anime and Manga worlds are all mixed together, creating the ultimate world-ender that has unreal qualities and unlimited possibilities. However, even if it was all like that, I'd probably just stay inside and be on the internet all day, as usual.

[Complete Epicness]

If real life was like anime I would have hot bitches with huge breasts following me around. IT WOULD BE FANTASTIC!!!!

you my friend just made my day

[Yoite]

You are just jealous

My entire life is based around me skulking in the shadows and in the corners of large rooms watching in envy as Anime Characters do whatever Anime Characters do. I go home and inflict self harm upon myself, curse, do Brownstone and Gak, while listening to Screamo. I do this all because I am jealous of...anime characters. Yes, yes that is it. How dare that animated creation have the pleasure of having Bieberesque Voices and Sparkly Eyes! What type of cruel God would force me to have these, Human Like and Perfectly normal features, and not grant me the blessing of being an Animated cartoon. But alas, I must contend with my poetry and dark room, for I must let my hate out in the art of writing beautiful poems that illustrate my hate against God and The Animations that come from Japan.

But enough of that.

I'm glad that you recognize it, admiting you have a problem is the first step to getting better.

[Mad Monarch]

Have you read anything in my posts besides the first lines?

No.

[The UEG-Space Command]

Meh, I would prefer a good old Loony tunes style in real life, just so I can run across the air as long as I am not aware of it, oh and the damage soak will be great, barely any pain at certain times and always feel better soon after unless the pain ws for a skit or something.

And the mallet, og the mallet and other ridicuallsy weird large weapons I will pull right behind my back.

Anime would be the fith to last of my 10 or so choices of different realities to live in.

[Blazedtown]

Jealous of what?
Jealous of fictional characters? Or jealous of the people with an obsession in relation to fictional characters?

Just because a character is fictional doesn't mean you cannot envy them. Which means, Jealous of fictional characters.

Why would he be jealous of a bunch of anime characters? "Oh look at me I'm sparkly! I talk like a girl and carrying a gay ass samurai sword. I think I might go cry now"

Yep. Plenty there to envy.

[Yoite]

Just because a character is fictional doesn't mean you cannot envy them. Which means, Jealous of fictional characters.

Why would he be jealous of a bunch of anime characters? "Oh look at me I'm sparkly! I talk like a girl and carrying a gay ass samurai sword. I think I might go cry now"

Yep. Plenty there to envy.

1 If you finished readin you'd know I wasn't serious, and 2 don't insult the Katana <.<

[Mushet]

For some reason, nearly the whole population of Earth would look inexplicably caucasion...

But yeah, sounds fun.

Yup, why do japanese draw themselves looking like white people?

[The Akkadian Empire]

Why would he be jealous of a bunch of anime characters? "Oh look at me I'm sparkly! I talk like a girl and carrying a gay ass samurai sword. I think I might go cry now"

Yep. Plenty there to envy.

1 If you finished readin you'd know I wasn't serious, and 2 don't insult the Katana <.<

Hm... where did I leave my Gladius Hispaniensis...

[Blazedtown]

For some reason, nearly the whole population of Earth would look inexplicably caucasion...

But yeah, sounds fun.

Yup, why do japanese draw themselves looking like white people?

Because our otaku out-pale theirs.

[Yoite]

For some reason, nearly the whole population of Earth would look inexplicably caucasion...

But yeah, sounds fun.

Yup, why do japanese draw themselves looking like white people?

What color are the Japanese then?

[Aeaea]

........ I would probably kill myself.

[Blazedtown]

Why would he be jealous of a bunch of anime characters? "Oh look at me I'm sparkly! I talk like a girl and carrying a gay ass samurai sword. I think I might go cry now"

Yep. Plenty there to envy.

1 If you finished readin you'd know I wasn't serious, and 2 don't insult the Katana <.<

I'll take a viking sword over a katana.

[The UEG-Space Command]

1 If you finished readin you'd know I wasn't serious, and 2 don't insult the Katana <.<

I'll take a viking sword over a katana.

Bastard Sword for me


aslo for the underlined.
It is called a Katana *naughty word*

[Blazedtown]

I'll take a viking sword over a katana.

Bastard Sword for me


aslo for the underlined.
It is called a Katana *naughty word*

What did you underline?

[The UEG-Space Command]

Yup, why do japanese draw themselves looking like white people?

What color are the Japanese then?

Deh Chinamen all over super east place are all yellah men i tellz ya!

[Osgeroth]

I would be scared women hitting me with random giant wooden mallets