US saves Europe.

by **Costa Fiero** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:42 am

Sibirsky wrote:Fiat is Italian. No Italian government funds were used for that deal. Germany didn't do shit.

Neither governments did anything but we must remember that Daimler Benz did save Chrysler from bankruptcy. And then abandonded it because Chrysler couldn't build a car to save itself.

by **Shofercia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:43 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Shofercia wrote:
Sounds great! *passes the vodka around*

And it's Stoli bitches!

Admittedly I enjoy Grey Goose a bit more, but now I've got a longing for any sort of vodka... even Popov.

You monster! Why I should kill you for tha- oh wait, Popov will do it for me

Putin should make it a crime to use the words "Popov" and "Vodka" in the same sentence.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Shofercia wrote:
Interest rate below inflation, looks like Lacky and I aren't the only ones making decisions under the influence

It does make one wonder...

I never said alcohol. Could be something else: http://www.menshealth.com/fitness/steroid-use-0

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Araucania and Patagonia wrote:Bloody hell! Can't we just declare Cold War 2.0 already, thinking so much about a fucked up economy is at least twice as depressing as thinking about a nucked up world.
Can't we declare Pakistan, Israel, Congo or Liechtenstein part of the Super Dooper Mega X-is of Evil or something?

Psh, thats the old super dooper mega X-is Evil. Get with the times, Andorra is stealing your grandpa's healthcare.

You came close, but there was a Ponzi Scheme to steal healthcare of the elderly run by a douchebag who was knighted by Antigua. Jon Stewart's piece on him was excellent!

by **Greed and Death** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:44 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Risottia wrote:Nah, just Coke with more blowjob in it. As usual.
http://satwcomic.com/king-europe

I love that comic.

I think I was the one who started posting links to it.

by **Risottia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:45 am

greed and death wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:I love that comic.

I think I was the one who started posting links to it.

I guess so. Thank you :hug:

by **Lackadaisical2** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:46 am

Risottia wrote:
greed and death wrote:I would prefer that blowjob from an Italian girl.

You see? The wonders of the Monti cabinet: a lot of Italian girls have become available now.

I'm still amazed that after it all, this is what brought Berlusconi down.

I can't imagine what kind of party you threw that day...

by **Araucania and Patagonia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:47 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:Psh, thats the old super dooper mega X-is Evil. Get with the times, Andorra is stealing your grandpa's healthcare.

Solution:
Step 1: Invade Andorra with 42 guys and 23 slingshots

Step 2: steal their booty
step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT!

by **Greed and Death** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:48 am

Risottia wrote:
greed and death wrote:I would prefer that blowjob from an Italian girl.

You see? The wonders of the Monti cabinet: a lot of Italian girls have become available now.

I think the US must take on all of Italy's Debt.
In other news there will be a Bunga Bunga party at my house.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:48 am

Shofercia wrote:Putin should make it a crime to use the words "Popov" and "Vodka" in the same sentence.

It is nearly false advertising.

You came close, but there was a Ponzi Scheme to steal healthcare of the elderly run by a douchebag who was knighted by Antigua. Jon Stewart's piece on him was excellent!

Is that for real? I was just making that shit up.

by **Shofercia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:49 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Risottia wrote:
You see? The wonders of the Monti cabinet: a lot of Italian girls have become available now.

I'm still amazed that after it all, this is what brought Berlusconi down.

I can't imagine what kind of party you threw that day...

One with amazingly hot Italian girls, great food, booze, and sex, and also, Bonobos

by **Lackadaisical2** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:50 am

Shofercia wrote:sex, and also, Bonobos

Slightly redundant there, bro.

by **Greed and Death** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:52 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Risottia wrote:
You see? The wonders of the Monti cabinet: a lot of Italian girls have become available now.

I'm still amazed that after it all, this is what brought Berlusconi down.

I can't imagine what kind of party you threw that day...

If you read Machiavelli, the one thing that you can not get away with as a ruler is screwing with your subjects wives and daughters. Eventually people get upset about it.

Steal money form the treasury, Fine.
Contract half the population into slavery in North Africa Fine.
Sleep with your subjects daughters and wives, Well people get upset about that.

by **Shofercia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:53 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Shofercia wrote:Putin should make it a crime to use the words "Popov" and "Vodka" in the same sentence.

It is nearly false advertising.

Nearly?! Granted, Albertson's "Vodka" might be worse

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
You came close, but there was a Ponzi Scheme to steal healthcare of the elderly run by a douchebag who was knighted by Antigua. Jon Stewart's piece on him was excellent!

Is that for real? I was just making that shit up.

I know you were, and it was real. That's what makes it hilarious

by **Shofercia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:54 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Shofercia wrote:sex, and also, Bonobos

Slightly redundant there, bro.

You can never have too much sex with Italians, unless you're Berlusconi

(You're welcome Ris)

by **Araucania and Patagonia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:57 am

Shofercia wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Slightly redundant there, bro.

You can never have too much sex with Italians, unless you're Berlusconi

(You're welcome Ris)

Berlusconi fucked himself out of office, not even Clinton accomplished that. Can't we atleast give him an award!

P.S With Clinton, I of course meant Hillary

by **Segland** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:01 am

greed and death wrote:3 signs of the apocalypse
1. UK national band plays US national anthem.
2. US becomes net exporter of crude.
3. US bails out European banking system

Luckily the 1st one has not happened yet.

Oh bugger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwrX-LN9-L0

The Apocalypse is coming soon to movie theaters near you!

12/12/11

by **Shofercia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:03 am

Araucania and Patagonia wrote:
Shofercia wrote:
You can never have too much sex with Italians, unless you're Berlusconi

(You're welcome Ris)

Berlusconi fucked himself out of office, not even Clinton accomplished that. Can't we atleast give him an award!

P.S With Clinton, I of course meant Hillary

Poor Chelsea

by **Risottia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:10 am

Costa Fiero wrote:
Sibirsky wrote:Fiat is Italian. No Italian government funds were used for that deal. Germany didn't do shit.

Neither governments did anything but we must remember that Daimler Benz did save Chrysler from bankruptcy. And then abandonded it because Chrysler couldn't build a car to save itself.

...FIAT saved Chrysler.

by **Cosgravia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:15 am

why bail out europe? let the euro fall, it was a doomed idea. Lets just bring back Francs, Marks, Lira, Pessatas, Guiders, Punts and every other currency that it replaced. And od it quickly.

France and Germany couldn't conquer Europe through war and politics, so now they are just going to buy it.

by **Greed and Death** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:20 am

Risottia wrote:
Costa Fiero wrote:
Neither governments did anything but we must remember that Daimler Benz did save Chrysler from bankruptcy. And then abandonded it because Chrysler couldn't build a car to save itself.

...FIAT saved Chrysler.

Or Chrysler destroyed Fiat. We are still awaiting the long term result of that deal.

by **Smudgedonia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:21 am

At first I was like "Oh no he didn't" at the title

then I saw it was for the Euro

revels in the pound sterling

ETA: The euro, for countries who don't have enough famous people to stick on their own coins

by **Neu Leonstein** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:35 am

Save? Huh?

This facility was there before. They just cut the price. It makes a difference at the margin. But it saves nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmfE4KAZicY

by **Vetok** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:36 am

Demarlandia wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Obviously, since we're the best.

Well.The Argie goes to rape their head, wash your shirt stille 18th street.Because I am an argie dog.I'm a ARGIE dog who was shot the house in a shooting driving when I was writing now here.and the doggie gang of other neighborhood threatened that if the dealer does not work, rape my girlfriend in a gang bang, and me in the best styleVarg Vikerness I will murdered with an ax oxidized.
Is a disgrace that I live in Argentina, and That I Not in America.My life is an hell.
See You Later....

A. Learn to use spellcheck.
B. Try to learn English.
C. An as Argie, shouldn't you be railing at us Brits for defeating your attempted imperialism on the Falklands rather than calling Lacky a Jewneck?

by **The Former Duchy of Lancaster** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:48 am

The title irked me.

But, the UK, USA ect. have no choice BUT to bail the Euro out, thanks to globalization effects, the entire worlds economy is linked, for good an ill. If one area goes down, they all go down, and that's the jist of it really.

by **Alyakia** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:07 am

The worlds major banks launched a joint action BUT IT'S TOTALLY THE US SAVING YOUR EURO ASS AGAIN JUST LIEK DA WARS HYUCK HYUCK

by **Ethel mermania** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:43 am

Risottia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I wonder. Would 'Also bonobos' apply here?

Sex-crazed monkeys always apply. Expecially when talking Fed, ECB and expecially IMF.

I just do not think you should be insulting those cute little monkeys that way. Comparing them to alan greenspan, for shame.

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