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Postby Malgrave » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:19 am

Nadkor wrote:attorney general says government must follow rule of law

It worries me that the Attorney-General feels the need to actually remind everyone of this.


I hate following the law though :(
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Postby Spiral Sun » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:40 am

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Spiral Sun wrote:I support the UK. Is it wrong if I think you are doing relatively fine?


better than europe, worse than US.

In terms of economic or political stability?
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Postby Horsefish » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:42 am

Georgizm wrote:
Yootwopia wrote:So is there anything about the current Zeitgeist that doesn't engender a massive tendency towards suicidal thoughts for the rest of you?

The consistent gloominess of my fellow countrymen never fails to put a smile on my face


Thinking the worst of things but doing them anyway is a very British trait. How else could we stomach queing?
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

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Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

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Postby The UK in Exile » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:44 am

Spiral Sun wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
better than europe, worse than US.

In terms of economic or political stability?


economically. politically there's no real value in a comparison. though I guess our north/south divide is about to come to a spectacular conclusion.
"We fought for the public good and would have enfranchised the people and secured the welfare of the whole groaning creation, if the nation had not more delighted in servitude than in freedom"

"My actions are as noble as my thoughts, That never relish’d of a base descent.I came unto your court for honour’s cause, And not to be a rebel to her state; And he that otherwise accounts of me, This sword shall prove he’s honour’s enemy."

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Postby Tagmatium » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:48 am

The UK in Exile wrote:economically. politically there's no real value in a comparison. though I guess our north/south divide is about to come to a spectacular conclusion.

They shall ride south on chariots pulled by whippets and Yorkshire terriers and put us all to the sword?
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Postby Horsefish » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:48 am

Tagmatium wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:economically. politically there's no real value in a comparison. though I guess our north/south divide is about to come to a spectacular conclusion.

They shall ride south on chariots pulled by whippets and Yorkshire terriers and put us all to the sword?


There all too busy sitting around claiming benefits to do that.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

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Postby Spiral Sun » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:54 am

Tagmatium wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:economically. politically there's no real value in a comparison. though I guess our north/south divide is about to come to a spectacular conclusion.

They shall ride south on chariots pulled by whippets and Yorkshire terriers and put us all to the sword?

I'm sure that that Her Majesty's corgis should be all the defense you need.
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Postby The UK in Exile » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:59 am

Tagmatium wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:economically. politically there's no real value in a comparison. though I guess our north/south divide is about to come to a spectacular conclusion.

They shall ride south on chariots pulled by whippets and Yorkshire terriers and put us all to the sword?


:blink: ok not that spectacular.
"We fought for the public good and would have enfranchised the people and secured the welfare of the whole groaning creation, if the nation had not more delighted in servitude than in freedom"

"My actions are as noble as my thoughts, That never relish’d of a base descent.I came unto your court for honour’s cause, And not to be a rebel to her state; And he that otherwise accounts of me, This sword shall prove he’s honour’s enemy."

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Postby Spiral Sun » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:04 am

The UK in Exile wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:They shall ride south on chariots pulled by whippets and Yorkshire terriers and put us all to the sword?


:blink: ok not that spectacular.

If you want you can borrow some of our Civil War reenactors to deal with the rebels.
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Postby The UK in Exile » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:05 am

Spiral Sun wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
:blink: ok not that spectacular.

If you want you can borrow some of our Civil War reenactors to deal with the rebels.


given their still fighting a 150 year old war i'm not sure how useful they'd be. assuming you mean american civil war. not sure how much fun a russian civil war re-enactment would be though.
"We fought for the public good and would have enfranchised the people and secured the welfare of the whole groaning creation, if the nation had not more delighted in servitude than in freedom"

"My actions are as noble as my thoughts, That never relish’d of a base descent.I came unto your court for honour’s cause, And not to be a rebel to her state; And he that otherwise accounts of me, This sword shall prove he’s honour’s enemy."

"Wählte Ungnade, wo Gehorsam nicht Ehre brachte."
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Postby Spiral Sun » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:14 am

The UK in Exile wrote:
Spiral Sun wrote:If you want you can borrow some of our Civil War reenactors to deal with the rebels.


given their still fighting a 150 year old war i'm not sure how useful they'd be. assuming you mean american civil war. not sure how much fun a russian civil war re-enactment would be though.

I think that they should be disciplined enough to not turn tail at the site of chariots. Besides, the American Civil War was the first modern war. Lot of things from it ended up in the First World War.
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Postby Tagmatium » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:19 am

The UK in Exile wrote:
Spiral Sun wrote:If you want you can borrow some of our Civil War reenactors to deal with the rebels.

given their still fighting a 150 year old war i'm not sure how useful they'd be. assuming you mean american civil war. not sure how much fun a russian civil war re-enactment would be though.

Some people do American Civil War re-enacting over here.

But we've also got a whole host of re-enacting groups over here, anyways.

I prefer the Wars of the Roses.

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Postby Yootwopia » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:12 am

Fritstaour wrote:
Yootwopia wrote:So is there anything about the current Zeitgeist that doesn't engender a massive tendency towards suicidal thoughts for the rest of you?

The night is darkest before the dawn, things are going to get much better for everyone on planet earth

There is nothing at all which holds very much hope for Britain, or at least England.

- Government is fucking dreadful, that's a stone-cold fact
- But the opposition are just hideously incompetent

- There are not really very good prospects for young people
- Also there is no money to pay for all the old people

I'm sure that the developing world is probably kinda chilling right now, but honestly, this fucking country is anaemic and dying. Not even slowly.
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Postby Yootwopia » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:13 am

Nadkor wrote:attorney general says government must follow rule of law

It worries me that the Attorney-General feels the need to actually remind everyone of this.

Yeah...
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Postby Horsefish » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:29 am

Yootwopia wrote:- There are not really very good prospects for young people


It's fine, we can all keep working until death in dead-end jobs so we can pay enough taxes to keep everyone in the generation above in comfort. I'm sure we can fix global warming as well, because the whole world seems to be fucking ignoring it.

I'm definatly going to have fun as an adult.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

What's wrong with a little destruction?

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Postby Yootwopia » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:34 am

Horsefish wrote:I'm sure we can fix global warming as well, because the whole world seems to be fucking ignoring it.

You know what won't happen?

That.
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Postby Nadkor » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:35 am

Horsefish wrote:I'm definatly going to have fun as an adult.


Being an adult's awesome.

Although I may be having an atypical experience, seeing as I've nearly reached 26 and I've spent the entirety of my adult life in university.
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Postby Horsefish » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:37 am

Nadkor wrote:
Horsefish wrote:I'm definatly going to have fun as an adult.


Being an adult's awesome.

Although I may be having an atypical experience, seeing as I've nearly reached 26 and I've spent the entirety of my adult life in university.


Legally I'm an adult. Though I do plan on spending at least that long in university anyway :P

Yootwopia wrote:You know what won't happen?

That.


It's not a problem if it isn't going to occour in the current prime minsters life time.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

What's wrong with a little destruction?

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Postby Tagmatium » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:47 am

Horsefish wrote:It's not a problem if it isn't going to occour in the current prime minsters life time.

Well, he'll live to a brandy-soaked grand old age, so we might actually be safe.

At least for another forty or fifty years.
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Postby Drinkdog » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:52 am

Spiral Sun wrote:I support the UK. Is it wrong if I think you are doing relatively fine?

We're not going to tell anyone otherwise.

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Postby Alyakia » Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:41 am

Spiral Sun wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
given their still fighting a 150 year old war i'm not sure how useful they'd be. assuming you mean american civil war. not sure how much fun a russian civil war re-enactment would be though.

I think that they should be disciplined enough to not turn tail at the site of chariots. Besides, the American Civil War was the first modern war. Lot of things from it ended up in the First World War.

such as? does that make it the "first modern war"?
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Postby Yootwopia » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:09 am

Alyakia wrote:
Spiral Sun wrote:I think that they should be disciplined enough to not turn tail at the site of chariots. Besides, the American Civil War was the first modern war. Lot of things from it ended up in the First World War.

such as? does that make it the "first modern war"?

"There were trenches, also guns and telegraphy"
"OK"

There, dropped a massive plan B pill on that bastard offspring.
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Postby The UK in Exile » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:14 am

Alyakia wrote:
Spiral Sun wrote:I think that they should be disciplined enough to not turn tail at the site of chariots. Besides, the American Civil War was the first modern war. Lot of things from it ended up in the First World War.

such as? does that make it the "first modern war"?


the things that he's refering to do, mass transit, strategic generals, conscription, insurgency, steam ships. all of these things had existed previously but it was the first war to contain all of them.
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"My actions are as noble as my thoughts, That never relish’d of a base descent.I came unto your court for honour’s cause, And not to be a rebel to her state; And he that otherwise accounts of me, This sword shall prove he’s honour’s enemy."

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Postby Angleter » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:31 am

The Nick Clegg mug/Tory umbrella/Labour bottle-opener-keyring all went to show that party HQs these days are arrogant, out-of-touch, and prone to doing some incredibly stupid things. On this note, the Tory Party has decided to establish a "new" party in Northern Ireland. Essentially, "NICUP" will try and do what the UUP is too stupid ("scum of Sinn Féin, etc.( to do, and appeal to moderate Protestants and pro-Union Catholics (they even had the audacity to ask the UUP to disband and merge into them a few months back).

Quite how the "new" NI Tories is any different to the old NI Tories, who scarcely exist and performed dreadfully in all elections up until 2010, when they joined forces with the UUP to invent UCUNF (which failed miserably too), is completely beyond me. However, it seems that Lord Feldman thinks it a good idea to set up a party with no established recognition, no core support base, limited funds (for now) and organisation, and an association with various offences to both sides during the Troubles (bizarrely, they seem to think that the arrival of the Tories will make NI politics move past the Troubles); and seriously believes this party can wrest its target market from the UUP (trad. moderate unionist home), SDLP (for pro-Union Catholics), Alliance (for moderate people), and the DUP (default unionist party). It is apparently a marvellous idea to extend the "Conservative" brand to Northern Ireland, despite what happened to the Scottish Unionists when they were merged into the Conservative Party back in 1965.

One wonders quite how this is a more viable route than the Tories getting out of NI altogether and having the UUP seek the NICUP target market and take the Tory whip in Parliament. The UUP's in enough of a quandary to, in exchange for funding help, accept and relaunch themselves- and surely it would've got far more news coverage than the whimper with which NICUP has arrived on the scene.
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Postby Cromarty » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:47 am

Weren't they supposed to be doing this like two years ago? /vaguelyremembersasimilarstory
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