What if you were the Dictator of Earth?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Free booze for everyone. But then I'd take it away. Watch a few people cry. Then I'd give it back. Take it away, and then launch an invasion, killing all the people that cried the first time. Then I'd spill the booze into the oceans, let some hobos jump in, maybe drown.

Eh.

This, but with more monkeys on unicycles.

[Tiami]

Free booze for everyone. But then I'd take it away. Watch a few people cry. Then I'd give it back. Take it away, and then launch an invasion, killing all the people that cried the first time. Then I'd spill the booze into the oceans, let some hobos jump in, maybe drown.

Eh.

I'll be dead. I can't survive without booze.

[Glasgia]

Set up a parliament and make the world a constitutional monarchy. I'd be rich while someone else does the work.

Problem solved.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

You do know that those so called "marxists states" had a great deal of scarcity in them right? Even more so then there capitalist neighbors.
SCARCITY is what causes "greed" not anything intrinsic in humanity.
In poorer neighborhoods and nations, there is more conflict and violence as people fight for resources.
But in more well off neighborhoods and nations, violence and crime are actually lower. You see a pattern here?

So? My point still stands. People want to attach value to objects and want to recieve compensation for what they've done. Eliminating currency is futile because most, if not all, humans want a set denomination of worth and want to get something that's worth a lot in response for work. It's as simple as that.

Unless you "fix" human nature, by neural reprogramming, genetic engineering, re-education, etc. or by making them immortal (that being a gift that would satisfy anyone, for..LIFE).

[Genivaria]

Set up a parliament and make the world a constitutional monarchy. I'd be rich while someone else does the work.

Problem solved.

No! No monarchies.

[Knoxcrest]

Free booze for everyone. But then I'd take it away. Watch a few people cry. Then I'd give it back. Take it away, and then launch an invasion, killing all the people that cried the first time. Then I'd spill the booze into the oceans, let some hobos jump in, maybe drown.

Eh.

This, but with more monkeys on unicycles.

So the order stands.

Find all the world's unicycles and split all the world's bikes in half. Round up the chimps.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Free booze for everyone. But then I'd take it away. Watch a few people cry. Then I'd give it back. Take it away, and then launch an invasion, killing all the people that cried the first time. Then I'd spill the booze into the oceans, let some hobos jump in, maybe drown.

Eh.

I'll be dead. I can't survive without booze.

Haven't I always told you that when I ruled the world, I'd get rid of you somehow? Knox agrees.

[Knoxcrest]

Free booze for everyone. But then I'd take it away. Watch a few people cry. Then I'd give it back. Take it away, and then launch an invasion, killing all the people that cried the first time. Then I'd spill the booze into the oceans, let some hobos jump in, maybe drown.

Eh.

I'll be dead. I can't survive without booze.

Hehe...

Maybe you could become a sea faring creature and live in the ocean of booze.

[New Asgariath]

I would create a Father Knows Best State/Capitalist Paradise.

Civil and political freedoms would be slightly on the downside (by NS standards) but the economy would be way up there. It would be a dictatorship, but a beneficial one.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'll be dead. I can't survive without booze.

Hehe...

Maybe you could become a sea faring creature and live in the ocean of booze.

Under the sea, they're always drunk.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

Civil war would be the new national pastime.

[Genivaria]

Civil war would be the new national pastime.

I'd win.

[Knoxcrest]

Hehe...

Maybe you could become a sea faring creature and live in the ocean of booze.

Under the sea, they're always drunk.

Are you sure they're not smoking sea weed too?

I mean, that jamaican crab from the Little Mermaid seemed a little mellowed out...

[The Murtunian Tribes]

Under the sea, they're always drunk.

Are you sure they're not smoking sea weed too?

I mean, that jamaican crab from the Little Mermaid seemed a little mellowed out...

You are aware of the extreme technical difficulties presented by trying smoke weed underwater?

Maybe it could work if you were on acid.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Under the sea, they're always drunk.

Are you sure they're not smoking sea weed too?

I mean, that jamaican crab from the Little Mermaid seemed a little mellowed out...

No fire, ya know.

[Knoxcrest]

Are you sure they're not smoking sea weed too?

I mean, that jamaican crab from the Little Mermaid seemed a little mellowed out...

No fire, ya know.

Try tellin' that to Spongebob.

[Knoxcrest]

Are you sure they're not smoking sea weed too?

I mean, that jamaican crab from the Little Mermaid seemed a little mellowed out...

You are aware of the extreme technical difficulties presented by trying smoke weed underwater?

Maybe it could work if you were on acid.

If you're a talking crab then you're on acid.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

No fire, ya know.

Try tellin' that to Spongebob.

Dude, I hate to be the one to break this to you; Spongebob isn't real.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

You are aware of the extreme technical difficulties presented by trying smoke weed underwater?

Maybe it could work if you were on acid.

If you're a talking crab then you're on acid.

Touche.

[LibertariaEmpire]

you wouldnt wanna imagine a world with me as it's supreme leader, it'd be a very dark place

[Knoxcrest]

Try tellin' that to Spongebob.

Dude, I hate to be the one to break this to you; Spongebob isn't real.

Try tellin' that to the Gulf oil spill/Pearl Harbor.

Oil can ignite on the water apparently.

He's a crab too, he could just go on land and smoke it then come back.

[Zathganastan]

Civil war would be the new national pastime.

I'd win.

No I win, I'm from Texas.

[Ar-Rabalistan]

So? My point still stands. People want to attach value to objects and want to recieve compensation for what they've done. Eliminating currency is futile because most, if not all, humans want a set denomination of worth and want to get something that's worth a lot in response for work. It's as simple as that.

Unless you "fix" human nature, by neural reprogramming, genetic engineering, re-education, etc. or by making them immortal (that being a gift that would satisfy anyone, for..LIFE).

BTW, this is Ruridova under an alternate account:That would be kind of hard to acheive, sadly.... for now we're stuck with needing moneys.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

I'd win.

No I win, I'm from Texas.

Texas is nuked.

[Rosbough]

Probably build a giant gold statue of myself, live like a colombian drug lord for a while, and then die whilst on my throne, Elvis style.